Why is France or French culture considered Nordic ?

>Why is France or French culture considered Nordic ?
Biggest European meme, they are clearly a Greco-Latin culture
Their language, religion, hell even most of their phenotype have much more Southern European influence than Nordic one
Their food is Mediterranean, they kiss each other while greeting, they are much more open, their biggest conqueror was literally a swarthy wog
Daily reminder, only Germany,the Netherlands, the Anglos and Scandinavia are Nordic

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Litteraly noone consider us nordic you silly german boi

>celtic
>anatolian
>uralo-finnic
kek

fuck germany and france

>eupedia maps

We're not considered nordic because we're not. We're french, not nordic nor greco-latin.
Our language is a mix of everything, we're not religious at all and I think there is more muslims than christians in France and our phenotype is celtic as fuck.
In what is our food mediterranean ? This is a meme. And a lot of people kiss each other while greeting. It's not just a thing in """""latins""""" countries. And we're probably way more succesful than latins countries.
Shit men, we don't feel latins, we don't want to be compared to them, why are you forcing us into their group ?

>Why is France or French culture considered Nordic ?

It's not, now delete your thread and go away.

why are such a cringy baby?

pauvre débile

Every single one of your fellow citizen on Sup Forums considers himself Nordic
Don't act stupid, just an handful of Frenchmen here act Latin

>there is more muslims than christians
Let's no hand out banter material against that freely! But sadly that might the state of things nowadays.

>Every single one of your fellow citizen on Sup Forums considers himself Nordic
I never saw anyone saying that we are nordic, idk what you're smoking man
And not all of us act latin because only the southern french are very latin.

I know you're trying to banter the French because they are an easy target, but you just sound retarded

>This fucking thread again

That map is retarded, Italics are not Celtic

>France still participates in the hockey world championship
Guys please, stop embarrassing yourselves already. You're southern, stick to sports you're good at.

Of course we're not Nordic.
Why would anyone want to be considered Nordic? They're just a bunch of whiny babies who pull the "hurr durr le success breeds le jealousy" everytime you point it out

*who pull the "hurr durr le success breeds le jealousy" card

>implying
Well maybe I just asked for some fun, but some of them really act like they were born as pure Germanics

We're French. Nothing more or less.

>some of them really act like they were born as pure Germanics
There's like two of them

This, without the butthurt and the "we ar le not latin"

Latin language
Germanic cunt name
There are germanics
There are celtics
There are mediteraneans
There is a mix of this glorious trash content filled with ex colonial units.

Comme to my cunt part and see how mediteranean we are : drinking eau de vie, shnaps, germanic food, germanic wine, germanic town parties and stuff.

>danish

Opinion discarded.
I found out that all skandinavians are buttmad when we talk about France. A bit jealous I suppose.

reminder that french women were made for big anglo cock

Well if this is true, they post 24/7
It seems like half of your nation hold this claim

Stop with this maymay, la France est 100% celtique

Is this in France ?
Looks like every Mediterranean side street I visited
From Rome to Ionian islands

Great, an italian cut for us.

Well, no.

If we were to follow this argument Italy wouldn't be latin neither, considering the fact that the north-east is more similar to Austria due to Austria-Hungary.

Stop being in denial, mainstream french culture is latin.

What is this nonsense?

People living there are the most eastern Poles you can possibly get, they were ressetled from eastern territories after WW2.

>straßburg
Pic related is Bozen, an italian city. We're not latin, see?

The only people on earth who consider Frencha German or Nordic culture are Sup Forums neckbears and Sup Forumstards. You will litteraly ind no one in real life thinking this.

>Italian

muh lost lebensraum n sheiiit

Alsace isn't an example at all, and even there there is clearly a latin culture in some aspect

Der Französer hat ein Foto Straßburgs gepostet, Schwuchtel.

>French

>you're southern

NEIN

It has Finns on Karelian isthmus too.

>You're southern
t. someone who never went to France.
Most of us feel more close to countries like Germany/UK/Belgium than Spain/Italy.

We're just a bunch of Celts with a Latin culture (and we used to be ruled by Germanic peoples)

We're just French

Is it that difficult to accept that a nation has various influences throughout its history that make it unique? Honestly Sup Forums is full of fucking retards who see everything in black and white.

and apparently im a sami now

You can't compare france and Italy, sorry.

All emblematic symbols of French were mainly germanic actually.

Delon, Depardieu (nastarovia), De Gaulle, Pétain...

You have to understand that France is on its own. Half germanic/nordic/celtic and half mediterrannean and it's ok, we ruled Europe twice for the best and we spread our bastardness trough this little planet. We still have oversea territories and stuff.

The most successful latin country, because it's the most germanised.

We're similar to anglo actually.

>and we used to be ruled by Germanic peoples)
Wrong, both cultures mixed together and this is what created the French.

Same with Germans, not all germanics were german, because germans didn't exist.

A few germanic tribes united created Germany.

>feeling close to Germany

Also what the fuck is this shit?

Most ethnic poles left after Vilnius was taken by us and then the USSR.

The people that replaced them were all coming from ethnic Lithuanian villages from all over the country.

Modern Vilnius and it's surroundings is atleast 80% Lithuanian by blood.

>He's taking banter serious
Yeah lad, we are the morons here

Ja, ich bon mein klein Sau schwobe.

Ich muss dich Dunkirk shauen ?

t.hautiste

If you unironically think that Paris and Lyon are culturally closer to cities like Amsterdam and Berlin than to Milan and Turin you're either mentally challenged or you have never visited Northern Italy.

>he's taking counter banter as a mutable aspect of Sup Forums
Somebody has to do it

lol you said you were Nerdic

meme maps

Look at this one. For some reason Eastern Poles living in Western Poland magically have more Germanic admixture than Western Poles in Eastern Poland.

Half pole half ukrainians are Germanic?

>S.Italy

Errr...

obviously Estonia with it's culture and language that are almost completely alien to slavic and baltic cultures is balto-slavic
bravo

It's fine, history simply isn't your forte.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_conquest_of_southern_Italy

Reminder that 100% Germanics are ugly inbreds

Oh, ok...

No, no problem with history, cunt

Wow.
I don't bet my jacket you're slave, my polish friend.

Combien de fois t'entends parler de l'Italie ou de l'Espagne dans les médias ? Compare avec l'Allemagne.
I'm currently living in a city close to Paris and our capital is way more close to Berlin than Rome. I don't know for others italians cities.

>even Franks were latinboo cucks

...

Show skin colour.

>Dunkirk
>Französisch
Na ja, wirst du nächstes mal mir Bruxelles zeigen?

>Slovenians
>Celto-Germanic

>Franks were latinboo cucks
They weren't. People are mostly saying that because they converted to christianism. But if they converted, it was because of political reasons, what is the point of defeating them if you love them ?
It seems that everybody who fought the romans were in fact huge romanboos for some.

Yeah, sure

Because latin culture used to be a thing.

Optima dies, Prima fugit

It's badass innit ?

What's going on at the center on Norway?

They freed them from the Ar*bs. It was a good thing.

Franks got assimilated into Roman culture and continued it till the Treaty of Verdun.
Memes. This map is a fan-fiction.

stop with the meme that french are franks

Keine Sorge, du bist Burgunder/Elsäßer :^)

Ja genau, weil Bruxelles un die ganze Belgische ist für die Französe

FRENCH FRIES

NE L'OUBLIEZ JAMAIS

Slavic genes

kekkidikek

/r9k/ detected
Doesn't exist.

If you mean Proto Indo-European then yes. Slavic? No.

Because they usually use genes from "native" population of these lands, i.e. families who live there for more than 100 years.

No, belgians are, clearly.
>he thinks Netherlands wasn't a mud territory filled with frisians cucks

Deshalb Fransöze.

But native Western Poles live mostly in Eastern Poland.

They got pushed out East from Western Poland by Germans during WW2.

>Haplolgroup

When will this meme end ?

stop the self hate

>When will this meme end ?
Hopefully soon.
>self-hate
The what now?

Proto Indo-Europeans are a real thing, while Slavs are not. It's just a linguistic group for fucks sake, not a race.

>predominant ethnic groups by region
>Gauls

>Duinkerken
>French

Rightful Flemish clay.

ok HANS ::::::::::::AHASAJKSAJSASASAA

You don't have any rights when you dye your tanks in Oranje, little pussy.

>mostly
That's the point. They search families who haven't moved for 100 years or more.
It's like they go to Russian Karelia or Leningrad oblast' and search Karelians and Ingrian Finns, and then add this to their maps, ignoring that Karelians and Finns are less than 1% of total population.
The better research would be statistics about modern population.

Regional European haploshit samplesizes aren't nowhere near big enough to create such detailed maps. It's just a bunch of autists coming to their own conclusions based on very few data.

>The better research would be statistics about modern population.
Exactly.

>Thinking Burgundians are identical to french or german.

whelp turns out slovenes aren't slavs at all, guess that's it with the carinthia claims

>slovenes aren't slavs
They speak the oldest slavic language that they spread on other Slavs.

How does it feel that the Netherlands will never ever recover its former territories, and that they're French forever now

Honestly, French are just nigger Muslims. Niggerslims. There are no native French there anymore.

That's particularly my point, there isn't any typical french, clichés are called clichés for a reason, and not because it's a french word.

Good

Italian jealousy, 1

The eternal spaniarANO is missing

>jealous of being a cuck

no

How does it feel that the French part of Belgium is a massive shithole whereas the Dutch part is one of the wealthiest regions in Europe?

This map is wrong

Nice idea, but ask the banlieusards if they feel french.

>There are people who actually believes this

Couldn't give fewer shits