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Is that fucking Camp Schwab?

>Y'SEE, BUBBA
>WHEN YA PRETEND ITS TRAININ'
>THE LOLIS JUMP ON YOU VOLUNTARILY

Asian people seem to find white folks oddly fascinating. I was in Hawaii with a bunch of my coworkers. We were out at some tourist trap and a bunch of Asian teens (mostly dudes) came up with a camera and made some gestures. I assumed that they wanted us to take a picture of them, but I was wrong. They wanted a picture with us, for whatever reason (they spoke zero english), and then they just disappeared. Seriously, what the shit?

/k/ related: Guns are neat. I wish the M4 wasn't the standard weapon for the US.

>tfw not entirely white
>tfw not entirely mestizo

My mate when to go teach English in rural China, and it seemed to be highly prevalent there.

They have literally zero contact with a foreigner.

My awkward, hipsterish, chubby cousin went to teach English in China a few years ago. He's getting married to a very attractive Chinese girl next month.

My sister was in Chicago and she noticed a couple of asian women following her and whispering. Eventually, one of them came up and asked if she could pose with them for some pictures. I understand it, but then again I don't.

>tfw not covered in lolis

>married
>Chinawoman

enjoy your corporate espionage charges for your cousin

yeah but your daughters will be fine as fuck

The girl probably thinks his family is wealthy.
>white
>teaching
>able to teach and live abroad
>chubby might also signify he has more than enough to eat, which circles back to wealthy.

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This. I'm gonna marry a half brown girl

>mfw the only time Asians paid attention to me other than nearly having heart attacks when rounding a corner in front of me was when I wasn't showing an inch of skin
>mfw I was in my STALKER getup at a Halloween event with autism on full display and it was all tiny, elbow height women who wanted pictures with me

It was probably because with the armor and gear I was huge and they wanted to show all their friends back home this grotesquely tall American and his strange costume

bring it a little back to brown?

>be asian
>white teacher asks me if I want test number 1 or test number 2
>I tell him to give me the yellow test
>because I'm a yellow man

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marked for govt./corporate espionage?

>that gif
lmao wtf

Pretty unlikely. We lied about who we were the entire time we were there. Not for security reasons, just because that shit is jokes.

I was filling my Pickup (which was way to fucking big for where I was living at the time) and some fucking zipper head lady was taking pics of me and my big ass F250 and I turn around and she just looked at me and smiled. She was fascinated in my mud covered hickmobile. Asians is strange

For some reason I think the cat looks creepy in the last picture.

Like it's slightly anthromorphic or something.

Looks like it.
GREEN LINE GREEN LINE GREEN LINE

Asian people do this all the time.

>Go to an Airshow
>Asian Tourist take pictures of the wheels.
>Go to a Museum
>Asian Tourist take pictures of the railings.
>Go a waterpark
>Asian Tourist taking pictures of the Bathroom

>a pack of wild lolis attacking
How horrifying

>Asian Tourist taking pictures of the Bathroom
cause they've never seen a western toilet before

It's more likely they just haven't ever seen an autistic landwhale before.

You ever seen a Japanese squatting urinal? You'd take pictures too. Stupid Asian boy.

>lmao wtf
Summer here already?

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They do have western toilets in Japan. It's usually the farthest stall.

but china and the south east Asian countries they get holes in the ground :D

Also to shit in a western toilet in china you'd have to go to mc donalds.

I heard being blonde literally makes you a god to Japanese women.

Except in Okinawa Japan, muhreen go back home California Cowboy!!!!

NO GI !!

NO GI !!

YOU GO BASE !!

NO GI !!

I want an chinese cartoon of pic related

My American GI can't be this rude!

War bride acquired.

Warrior Husbando obtained

Blue eyes are another thing like that around the world. Especially in the Middle East. They think that shit is so weird.

Had an Arab guy in my platoon.

He said if I went to Egypt ID be drowned in pussy because they love light hair and colored eyes. He said I'd get treated like Brad Pitt.

Yeah. They seem to think a lot of Americans look like Channing Tatum too. Always Brad Pitt or Channing Tatum.

Your arab guy is not lying.
Kebab country here, and I can confirmed this.


Many girls just want to talk to you cuz you know english too. Your accent is fast for them. Is a bit strange but they like it.

and Matt Damen

What if you're lying to us and they actually behead brad pitts and channing tatums

I mean I never got beheaded. I wouldn't worry about it.

On a scale of 1-brad pitt
how brad pitt are you

Todd Howard.

Or that's exactly what someone who got beheaded would say! Especially if he became a skeleton

Well shit. Guess it's true.

He actually tried to convince me to go to Egypt with him. I guess he was looking for a wingman.

Well, I dont know much about egypt.
Just Iran,

I would've gone waifu hunting with him.

so a 1.5?

Just like his games life expectancy

Yeah. I basically look nothing like Brad Pitt.

And I think you're giving Todd a little too much credit. 8 months tops.

Only if you're a blond woman with blue eyes. Asian and slav women age like milk.

Although there's always a group of chinks with DSLRs at shotshow for reasons that definitely don't include design theft.

AMERICA

My squad leader fucked the duck in Iraq and I illegally crossed into Syria once, but not Iran. Almost got shot.

American waifu getting divorced. Id take a brown girl, but I won't convert to Islam. Shed have to convert to athiesm.

Well he is a trooper.

Personally, I like America more.
God damn my country is depressing. Common people are good and friendly, but its a shit hole.

>Kebab country here
WAT

I've dated Muslim chicks who didn't give a solitary fuck about me not not being a Muslim.

good and friendly and good food makes it up for shit holes. That's why new Orleans is such a great place to visit

Probably England.

being a kebab doesn't mean you can't have internet

Did she give you anal?

That's important to me.

Oops. Was meant to link you
Do Arab girls booty sex?

>Shit hole
Yes she did

OH FUCKING the internet. It's utter shit.
You know what a bitch was to find decent porn? Thank god I saved shit on my phone before hand.


Google was blocked, youtube too.
BUT the only video I could watch was this No joke: youtube.com/watch?v=4es9IYwdFbM
URL Proxy worked half the time.

I couldn't get in to Sup Forums but I could see the archive for some reason. Hoped Someone posted something good.

It was in Iran.

God bless Allah.

Iran?
Please for the love of GOD tell me where to get parts kits for Norinco M16A1 parts kits. I fucking need one

I had no knowledge about gun laws.
Got the impression people can not own any unless you have some connection through money.

I don't think common people can own guns.


I saw what looks like AK74 carried by soldiers. Pretty sure it was Chinese.
Saw the Reza Shah's G3 in the palace museum...

>Summer here already
>this forced meme is back.
Yep summer is near

>"Where the fuck am I, China?"

Excellent.

FPOP, is that you?

I'm sorry my friend, I do not know who that is or what FPOP stands for

Why is it important to you if /k/omrade got shit on his pecker?
Weird...

The laughing guy looks like that laughing elf picture.

LEAVE /K/ POSTERS
NOW
FUCK OFF

where is this thread from?

Where the fuck are all of you from? What the shit?

/y/

The twilight zone.

good reaction face

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saved

He's also holding is friend down by his arm

Titan

This, why are the flags fucked?

this is from /k/

the janny just moved it cause it had more to do with international kulture than weopans for some reason