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that one lad who thought it was mother's day edition

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crayon pop

Hi

do wish anime was real

yasuho hirose

alri

leelee

same but with crayon pop

why the fuck do you need a headboard?

me on t'left

>hey big brother could you give me a foot massage?
What do?

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So I'm talking with some chick and she says "I don't do drinks think of something creative" and I've thought of something but I'm scared she'll get mad when she sees what it is

*waits for expression of interest before continuing*

Premier pour les tartes poppes.

youtube.com/watch?v=OZYw0MQp_fI

feels fucking obliterated

POP POP
CRAYON POP

omg an English teacher or proxy. Have you ever met Crayon Pop in rl

for your gf to hang on to as you power fuck her

Literally cannot stop crying lads

Just found out I'm going to have a baby girl

Must feel bad for them guys who masturbate to korean girls when I just pay them for sex

Just say it, dude

*cocks eyebrow*

Fuck sakes

poal.me/woo2eu
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sophie

grats on your wife's son

it's mostly full of gays and women (like here)

my condolences

lies

that particular one's a chink tho
and unless you fuck kpopstars there's nothing to brag about really

>Kfappers

Disgusting.
You don't fap to your kpops.

>poal.me

I'm so happy

I'm going to raise her so well and do all I can to give her a good life

This is such an amazing feeling ;___;

Ellin is cool

gross

I'm going to bring her out the front of a Chinese restaurant which has various crustaceans swimming about in an Aquarium out the front.

We're going to sit on the bench facing it and eat prawn crackers. Maybe more if I can think of it.

I told her that it would be "a date she would never forget"

hahahahahahaha no way hahahahahahaha

>poal.me

kissed a girl on friday night lads
messaged her yesterday and haven't checked for a reply yet
anxiety making me feel like throwing up haha
dont think im cut out for this normie stuff

give it a go mate haha

still can't believe a chink agent 47 made it into that music video

she is a nerd

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>I don't do drinks think of something creative
sounds like a pretentious bitch t b h. Get laid but I'd be cautious about gfing it. What's your plan?

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SIDF is out in force today

Which waifu is best waifu lads?
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Are there any poor people here? I have a few questions I'd like answered

>1. Why do all your houses smell the same (bad)?
When you walk past a row of terraced houses and someone opens their door it's always the same smell. My best guess is a mixture of young children and dogs, because poor people always have both of them.

>2. Why are you all so obsessed with your grandmothers?
I love my grandmother of course, as much as one should and I see her every major holiday. But poor people always go see their granny like every single day, what's that about? Best guess here is because poor peoples parents failed them, the granny was always about

>3. Why are you all so loud?
Everywhere. On a train, on the phone, just having a conversation, on a night out. Poor people are always the loudest. I have no clue why this one would be

Didn't you want the gender to be a surprise and be discovered at birth?

Not that you can ever be 100% sure anyways. Doctors thought I would be a girl. Turns out I was born a french.

what race will she be

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That sounds awesome, dude. Go for it!

It's just his latest disguise.

what colour is your body hair lads

Kpop fags are trying to raid us

We discussed that but were too excited to wait, plus it's easier planning to buy stuff, decorate the baby room etc.

White obviously

I don't even know what to do now
I'm going to ask my mum for some advice

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Look in the mirror and consider if that is a good idea

Don't really get the first 2

Nothing wrong with a bit of crossposting fun, lad.

3 or 5

Number 3. just applies to all normies

mahogany

you forget how to cross post m8?

what are you doing you spastic

Why do people celebrate this British failure again?

Same reason Americans celebrate Vietnam.

Rasheed

Don't have any

No

>charge of the light brigade
this is bait right

Good start. You should maybe come up with at least 1 other activity if you sold it that hard imo... don't know what options aussies have or I'd throw out suggestions.

I've always liked stuff where you could work in physical contact like putt putt golf or roller skating.

we're all embarrassed about that war though

This is one of those fights where Poleaboos respect for the loser has risen more than his respect for the winner. Khan showed great balls taking this fight and boxed extremely well.

I thought the end was nigh at the end of the 4th (I think) when they cut to Khan sitting in the corner and he was breathing very heavily. There was no way he was going to keep those levels of concentration up for 12 rounds.

It was a great knockout, but we learned nothing new about Canelo tonight. He must fight GGG or he'll continue to be a laughing stock.

As you should be.

at least post attractive twicers

>tfw no british singer gf

anyone else get really uncomfortable when they aren't wearing socks?

nobody will argue about this, it was a bad idea

>Same reason Americans celebrate Vietnam.
We don't do that though

N-No...

I don't have many Twice images.

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^^

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that looks like a paki

>not even shannon

You think you won you stupid cunts.

no one cares

>tfw no Waitrose or M&S near me

life is suffering.

Where's "I don't really care but hate muslims so pretend to be outraged" option?

So tell me about the happy mother?

this is the image you posted
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland_Forever!

how come so much of this, mostly polls, is muslim centrist?

bit young for me thank you

watched that Karl Pilkington An Idiot Abroad, that was pretty cool

You should all really avoid halal meat since it has been proven that halal meat producers fund terrorism.

granddad

Poleaboo is a disproven meme
desustorage.org/r9k/search/text/Aberdeen court/

you're no better than pakis, dog-eater

literally me

why would you teach English to gooks

ignore the paki shills