Appalachia

Is this the best region of the United States?

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That's not the rockies

I think culturally, the area is bigger than that

>tfw you were almost born north of the white zone
Fuck my life

No, you fucking hill shits

I don't even live there, I just think it's cool.

Oh, then no. They are fucking hill shits, at least on the east side

Everything wouldn't be so bad we didn't have a massive drug problem. If people down there had better water/dentistry and stopped speaking with shit tier southern accents it'd be pretty comfy

Trump will make Appalachia great again by bringing back manufacturing.

I hope not; if they had better jobs they might feel the urge to come away from the mountains to shop.

Literally white niggers.

best region in the union

The dentistry problem is a combination of inbreeding and mass consumption of mt. dew

Pretty much this.

The only place that's worse is probably the rust belt

You'll still be working the cash register either way faggot

>white trash and incest
"no"

Yankees go pls

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Enjoy your pathetic excuse for mountains. If you want real mountains, go see the Rockies.

the appalachians are steeper than the rockies.

It goes a little further up into Indiana. Muncie and Anderson are somewhere near the border of greater Appalachia

The apps are stumpy rounded hills. Go fuck yourself

It seems mysterious

epic meme m'boy ;)))))
thisll be a good screencap on r/geology xDDDDDD

How can the eastern u.s. even compete?

By having a massive carrying capacity

The green parts are the nicest regions of US.

Man you seem really butthurt

>Indiana
Fuck off

shit bait

>he thinks a contemporary post-industrial economy can return to manufacturing

you might qualify for disability benefits m8, get yourself checked

Very high value added manufacturing is legit though that's not what trump will be bringing back.

>He's never been to Bloomington IN
HAAHAHAHAHAH

Does this map mean that people from Cleveland, OH or rural NY state play bluegrass on the banjo and speak lahk hyillbilly folk from down Dixie way, ah reckin?

I'd say through West Vagina to the area south of Pittsburg would be the limit of that culture. The southern accent doesn't go farther north than southeastern Indiana too

sort of

Shortly after the great depression, there was a huge migration of people from Appalachia into the Midwest to work manufacturing jobs. Like half of Indiana is from Kentucky.

Then what's Appalachian culture about if not the accent? Is it really just bluegrass, having a Scottish surname and living with your entire extended family?

>Then what's Appalachian culture about if not the accent

political ideologies, social customs, values, food, etc.

also there's shit like red hair being more prevalent because Appalachians have a more Anglo-Irish ancestry than the Midwest

Idk. People from Columbus sound like hicks

Hunting, fishing, big trucks, drinking, snapperfests, illegally shooting chickenhawks with high powered rifles, crawdad hunting, frog spearing, truck mudding, frying massive amounts of chicken

Watch O Brother Where Art Thou for premodern Appalachian culture

I'm from a heavily German area of Indiana, they tend to not have the accent

We even have a lot of that culture down here in central Florida.

The US being one country is a meme

Says the mountain German

If you've actually lived or been in Appalachia for an extended period of time, you'd realize it's one of the worst regions.

This is Appalachian culture in a nutshell
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If this doesn't bring a smile to your face you might as well leave the country because you don't belong

mountain slovene*

Nation =/= country
America is multiple nations in one country.

>mountain syrian

Remove everything besides Western North Carolina and you've got it.

America is a shit

How many times have you been here to visit?

>Americans discussing "culture", "history", "dialects" and other features that make one "region" different from other "regions" in their "states".

never

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I'm exploring the irony implied in your posting and am unable to find any pregnant substance within. Are you merely another dunderpate proclaiming your peristaltic understanding (if you could call it that) of what it means to be "American", in essence?

Exactly.

>muh apple pie and sodie pop
Also, don't you dare call me a nincompoop. YOU HEAR?!

fixt

North central can also be mid-Atlantic

the western states being literally rectangles

we were taking clay so fast and hard, we didn't have time to do anything with it

couldve used rivers or mountains

Is the pink just Chicagoland?

Best region for cooking meth maybe.

If you consider inbreeding and having an average life expectancy of 52 the best part of the country.

hahahaha, fuck no

Nope, southwest is the best region. Anything east of the mississippi is irredeemable shit and not even in the running.

These maps are always wrong. I live in the South and I never hear people use "coke" to refer to a generic soda. When people want a Coke, they ask for a Coke. When they want a root beer, they ask for a root beer. All sugary carbonated beverages are called "soda" or "soft drinks", we just happen to drink a lot of Coke.

Thank you Pablo.

If you have money

It would be different if the Mormons had gotten their way.

Based areas of the USA, no particular order:

>PNW
>New England
>Texas
>Big sky country, wherever the fuck that is (Idaho/Utah/Montana) I guess
>Alaska

These are places that EXCEL at their purpose.

>Big sky country, wherever the fuck that is (Idaho/Utah/Montana) I guess
Replace Utah with Wyoming

Forgot the smokey mountains, my bad.

the appalachian region is arguably worse than the deep south
some of the shittiest rural areas of the country. west virginia is the new jersey of rural states.

>Wyoming

based state. wish I was a guy growing up in Wyoming, surrounded by beautiful country, learning to shoot & hunt.

USA thread?
USA thread.

Template?

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I don't have it.
Stop harassing me.

Template?

It's funny how foreigners always talk about how much they hate American culture yet act exactly like Yankees, hate for crackers and all.

Fucking horrible 0/10. For reference the exact opposite would be 8/10.

>Illinois
I'm from this shithole, it sucks.

>viginia, delaware, indiana, maryland, illinois, nevada, new jersey

So it's confirmed: there are no dialects in the USA.

t. Cletus
I live in Georgia and have been all through the south and it's generally a shithole. The northeast and northwest are far superior

>tfw you were born just outside of Appalachia
>tfw you now live on a rainy socialist island
>tfw you will never live in Appalachia
Life is suffering.

i'm pretty sure they hate more white trash than niggers, who are literally the same garbage, in some cases worse.

but well for them americans niggers are all fantastic singers and dancers, naturally cool, they probably thinks southern niggers are all happy oppressed hicks loving playing jazz and blues, and the rednecks are all ignorants inbreds racist cavemens, like if niggers were more clever.

I've been to Columbus and Cincinatti, they're not Appalachian at all.

We did take those into account. That's why Montana has a very irregular western border, and why Utah looks like it has a wedge cut out of it.

There are accents but no dialects

Its better than New England, Utah, or the Midwest