>go to America >step out of airport >see this >"Well howdy, shoog! Y'look starvin'. Why don'tcha hop in mah wagon and we'll rustle up some grub. Hope ya like grits and possum. Cornbread too if y'play yer cards right! Mama's kookier than a three-legged prairie dog but hoo-whee! She sure do know how t'fix a mean supper! Maybe later we can pop some varmints out back with m'daddy's Bushmaster. Now don't that sound fun?"
>when Europeans literally can't comprehend a random stranger being friendly to you
Alexander Anderson
Bless your heart gringo
Oliver Bailey
I hope this happens to me next week. What are the chances of this in Colorado, though?
John Peterson
Do I get to "milk" the "cow"?
Isaac Collins
>*my mouth starts watering and start sweating like a pig* >awkwardly touch her hair and put both of my fingers inside her mouth. >polity accept her invitation and offer her half of the gum I'm chewing. >
Thomas Davis
Real rednecks don't exist anywhere outside of the deep south, so no chance of that. However, Colorado is full of nice liberal hipsters who will be friendly to you like that, and probably offer to share a joint with you.
Dominic Moore
It just seems unreasonably excessive considering we've never met.
Cameron Edwards
this is obviously a con and she's the hook
t. eastern europe life education
Michael Sullivan
depends on where you will be in colorado. east colorado will probably give you a better chance than west colorado.
Ayden Morales
Yeah this is what I'm talking about
This is something European minds are literally incapable of comprehending
It's cute
Jaxon Johnson
Is this normal where you live ?
Justin Martinez
>mfw Europeans act nice to people they only know
How many friends do you have?
Jack Garcia
Are you seriously, unironically implying that it's normal to invite someone you never met before in your entire life TO YOUR HOUSE FOR DINNER?
Ian Moore
Texans were once known for being very "neighborly". Not sure if things are the same these days though.
Jason Garcia
Yes
It's abnormal to be standoffish, it's ok not to talk to everyone you see but if you react negatively to people showing random kindness you're seen as weird and rude
It's why we see German tourists as fucking assholes
Jose Reed
If they seem like a fast friend or a qt who want som fucque then absolutely. Is Europe really this on-their-toes about hospitality?
Lucas Sanchez
If you've been talking to them for a few minutes then you've met them and then yes, it's normal
Thomas Fisher
Seems like the best way to wake up in a bathtub full of ice
Joseph Jones
what im suspicious about is why the fuck is some redneck girl standing outside o'hare airport inviting people to dinner
Jacob Miller
u fuckin wot m8?
Juan Lewis
No, don't put words in my mouth please. It is common American courtesy to be nice to someone at the first meeting as to make a good impression and hopefully to become friends.
>inviting someone to dinner No, I invite people to parties but not dinners
Jacob Nguyen
Why are Europeans so paranoid?
Aiden Torres
>It is common American courtesy to be nice to someone at the first meeting as to make a good impression and hopefully to become friends He was talking about inviting strangers to dinner in the first place
Kayden Fisher
Never seen Hostel?
Carter Nguyen
Have you seen the movie Hostel That's an accurate representation of all of Europe
Camden Mitchell
The slang is a bit mixed up but I guess it does the job
Brayden Lopez
Maybe if she wanted to get some coffee or something. I definitely wouldn't want to shoot live ammo with someone I don't even know, what if they're a psychopath?
Isaiah Walker
From what? I made a comment to defend , I didn't mention OP at all
>be surrounded by Mongols to the east, Muslims to the south, Vikings to the north, and Sharks to the west >be so uppity about your survival against their onslaughts that you accidentally colonize half the world in the process >now seem more threatened than ever, with all of those people striking into the heart of Europe
Gee, I wonder why we'd be a little less naive.
Easton Harris
What if the person passing you on the street or sitting next to you on the bus has a knife and is a psychopath?
Why are Europeans so paranoid?
Julian Bailey
That's how we are, slow to trust but when it happens we can be very close friends, while I see you as very "welcoming" but extremely hypocritical, never really making friends, only acquaintances
Think this has to do with both climate (all latinos are like that) and lever of urbanisation (peasants are usually more welcoming)
Jack Lopez
Good shit tBh.
I remember back when everyone was listening to this song here
Ryan Rodriguez
Very accurate sadly
Ethan Hall
kek
Brayden Turner
>real rednecks >friendly
this is some nope tier shit. you are confusing them with christians who are 50% of the time friendly.
real rednecks are very xenophobic.
Lincoln Smith
?????? Let me tell you about the customs of your country: the post
I'm close with all of my friends, many of them I met casually by just saying "hey, what's up"
Zachary Ward
Yeah, no, I'd rather be alive than cut up and buried in someone's backyard.
Grayson Miller
That's how we view you you triple nigger, not saying it's an absolute truth
Mason Hall
Brother, I loved this song
Caleb Torres
I was just at a party last night smashing brews with like 50 people I consider good enough friends to let stay at my house even though like half of them I only vaguely know through other friends simply because I can't intimately know all of them
Implying Americans "never really make friends" is the exact opposite of the truth
Michael Hill
Have to trust the lord has your back on that one. If it's something I might be able to prevent however, I should calculate the risks.
Grayson Morris
Yes, here works like that too.
Tyler Howard
This, preach it man.
Asher Bailey
>I consider good enough friends to let stay at my house even though like half of them I only vaguely know through other friends simply because I can't intimately know all of them
You kind of just proved my point
Andrew Reed
Yes?
Anthony James
Good thinking, basically don't talk to anyone ever then
Then again you're like almost Finnish so that's probably actually the norm there
Frightening
Jack Moore
You don't go up to a stranger in an airport and ask them for dinner. That doesn't happen
By saying the only reason they aren't really close friends is because I simply don't have the time in my life to make and have that many?
Ok
Daniel Turner
>How would someone from your country respond? Excuse me khanum, where's the nearest tea house?
David Sullivan
I'm just trying to get murdered, like I said if she asked me out for coffee I'd definitely say yes.
Leo Howard
We know, unless it's some qt girl and we wanna fug
Elijah Green
Exactly, they aren't friends, they're acquaintances
Joshua Richardson
Y-you too, m-ma'am *tips Stetson*
Evan Perry
I understand how you guys are, and that's fine, but we're not super shallow or anything like that.
Friendships here are just as deep as those in Europe, but you can normally tell if you're friends with someone once you can stop being overly polite and start affectionately trading insults.
Isaiah Morgan
>2016 >speaking to people >not apologising seven times for talking to them and possibly disrupting their day sorry i'm so sorry sorry it's just, nevermind sorry
Asher Sanchez
Why do you have such a weird definition of friends? Being nice to people isn't a right only close friends enjoy. How is us being friendly so incomprehensible to Europeans?
Nicholas Nelson
those tits are so damn fake
Aaron Hill
Again, a good portion of the people there I've known for years, I know them intimately, I know their families, we hang out regularly, we go to each other for help
I simply can't have this relationship with every single person I meet, that doesn't mean they aren't welcome to come stay over and have me cook for them, just be chill and we're good
Isaiah Davis
Hey user, wanna have sex?
Anthony Sanchez
the ones that aren't friends are acquaintances, the rest are friends
Meanwhile in France you have a friend or two and then there's "excuse me who the fuck are you please go away"
William Reed
Yea, but you said, >That's how we are, slow to trust but when it happens we can be very close friends
Do we not have close friends? At least by being kind and nice, we have a higher chance of finding people that we like and enjoy being around and for the people we don't really like as much as our close friends, we still treat them as friends. Do people in Europe only have few friends?
Chase Myers
Those tits are American God dammit
Jason Taylor
>affectionately trading insults >meaning you and Chad call each other Homos while gazing into each other's eyes and drinking some "cold ones" by the creek
Justin Hernandez
america is fake?
Levi Myers
Nah that's more like Finland, or maybe the north
In the south they're more open but not invite random strangers to dinner tier
Joshua Taylor
>Spics >Texan
Jace Sullivan
Yeah I went too far on that one, and the Sup Forums format isn't really good to read over your post and correct it so I usually just send the rough draft
Obviously you can make close friends as well
Ayden Garcia
got 1 best friend and maybe 3 friends why have meaningless friendships
Jason Hill
>inviting people to dinner
Jacob Williams
America is big and beautiful
James Clark
>implying any friendship is meaningless
Coldhearted Brits
Well in your country I understand why you wouldn't because people there have very explosive personalities
Nolan Clark
> impliying all Europe is the same.
Like Asspain or Italy have something to do with the northern retardness and autism
Hunter Morris
We take them to restaurants, you cuckold.
Levi Watson
>Meaninglessness friendships
Wtf are you talking about, I have like 15 best friends and dozens of other close friends and I met almost all of them by random chance and to my other friends that I'm not break attached to, I still value their friendship and still invite them to parties/hunting/barbeque