/brit/

Me and your dad edition

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crayon pop

anime

I know 'kill urself' and 'an hero' are thrown around quite a bit.
But let's be serious for a second.
This is not a joke, nor is it meant to be some kind of subversion or some shit, I'm seriously making a suggestion.
You should kill yourself, not in a jokey way, in an actual way. I want you to douse yourself in kerosene and light yourself on fire so you never make another cancerous post.
If you want, I can get in contact with you, help you end your life and later explain to your parents why we thought it was necessary. Even if their first reaction is to renounce their love for you, I'm sure they'll respect your memory as long as you do the right thing and end your life.
Be.
Dead.

no memes

Gf just sent me this

Currently in desperate need of a rugby gf

do u have to
do u have to
do u have to let it liiiingeeerrrrrr

motorised my bed

going to take this bad boy out on the motorway tonight, try and break some records

I know, BUT it was too dark in there with them on and my pockets are quite small and putting them on my collar is equally if not more douchey so what option did I have?

I'll just never go back into that branch of Tesco again.

It's going to be nightmare getting to sleep tonight.

kpop to be quite honest with you

>Muslims in Pakistan fund the construction of a Catholic Church after the previous one was destroyed in a monsoon

Monetised my bed

you need to own it

make it your thang

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Drop something heavy on your head to help you drift off

>went to tesco today
>lots of qt girls wearing their pretty sun dresses

absolutely love women lads

summer is a good season

I'll just stay indoors from now on.

make sure you know where your enemy congregates

in hindsight this was the better business idea

Lost 11lbs since starting my job last month lads
Muscle tone seems to be improving as well

Gonna try to get in on loading and unloading the trucks as much as possible for the sake of extra exercise

on a haley cummings binge

LOVE her floppy tits

>Scottish "people"
camfuze.com/0happyhorn

Pretty degenerate desu

>LITERALLY a choice between a Rothschild Jew and a Paki Muslim

How can you even look yourselves in the mirror anymore?

that works too

*turns on vacuum cleaner*
*turns on electric drill*
*scratches nails on chalkboard*
*records sound of a jet taking off*
*distorts the fuck out of them*
WHEN I LOOK AT YOU
OH I BUT I DONT KNOW WHATS REAL
ONCE IN A WHILE AND YOU MAKE ME LAUGH
AND ILL SEE YOU TOMORROW
AND IT WONT BE LONG
ONCE IN A WHILE
THEN YOU TAKE ME DOWN

im gay

sometimes the question and the answer are the same thing

>sports? Nay good sir, watching grown men engage in children's pastimes on the television is far beneath my intelligence

Going to be busy as fuck everywhere tomorrow

Bloody hate bank holidays

keep it down

this desu

working that phone like a whore

Ur not special

Kyary

;_; wew

If he had tits and a fanny I'd fuck him and I'm straight

Kpop spamming twat

*lashes a couple of seaturtles*

adios, comrades

Gays of all varieties belong in mental institutions 2bh

nobody fall for this post.

IT'S NOT A BANK HOLIDAY TOMORROW

Me at the club

I love hearing about things happening all around the world

wew

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*finishes another runt off with my drang hammers*
*tosses the corpse down into the pit*
another one for my mound, and another shackle for my collection
*laughs madly*

>mate said Kevin and Perry go large is a good film
>get to the part where they're getting bullied for being virgins
>I didn't expect these feels
>turn it off and feel lonely

Don't appreciate that one of the biggest philosophical and scientific questions of what makes a human a human was brought to an end because some women decided they needed more convenient lives

REALLY want to facefuck T. Swift several times a day for the rest of my life 2bh

Pastry eating shitdick

>tfw some dude tried me yesterday and I choked him out.

I took a shit in Ibiza
to tell /brit/ I had a poo
and when asked why did I bother
I said 'my life is a disaster'
and it was 'just something I do'

I wanna hatefuck her desu

>he's in 2016 and has not seen Kevin and Perry go large yet

did you have a shit childhood or something?

>not watching it until the triumphant ending where they shag birds
Kind of like your own life I guess

>Chris
Bigot

I can understand rough but why the hate?

reee

fuck up racist cunt

Cause she's a bitch duh

Just had a cum session

Genuinely can't tell if this is from a videogame or not

Kpop spamming twat

Been smoking in doors because I've been lazy to go to the front door. Walked in just then and my house literally smells like a proper smokers house now, fucking hell it kind of smells like shit, but it kind of smells good at the same time.

youtube.com/watch?v=1-8hh3Jt0Z8

not with those hands i wouldnae

Business idea:
Formally recognise the Caliphate that ISIS have created as a sovereign state. Then proceed to declare war on the state, and imprison any supporters of ISIS under Treason law.

Anyone up for a play fight?

how would you get money out of that?

anyone up for a sex fight

it clearly is you dolt

soundcloud.com/rozzdyliams/rozz-dyliams-suck-the-priests-dick?in=rozzdyliams/sets/rozz-dyliams-purpdogg-the-judas-cradle

*scouts for etsubatsu's*

Would that turn into sex fight

theres a light brown fog in my room from all the farting I've been doing

and the guy who choked him out went to jail

yeah go on

*knocks seven shades of shit out of you*

whoops haha

*batters you*
*puts you out to dry on my washing pole*

War economy and PMCs, like Metal Gear Solid told me

fuckinng LOL

>I'll never touch them anyway

not sure how I feel about this

can't tell if that's a video game or not

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How do you live without killing yourself?

i've just come to terms with that

still appreciate how pretty they are

its what keeps me sane

Sure

>you will never pull their sundress down and get away with it

Genuinely can't tell if this is from a videogame or not

LADS
It's a very specific request, but does anyone know where I can get a shirt with the "you'd prefer an astronaut" album art on it? I've found black ones with the zebra, but I like the zebra on the green background like how it is in pic related more, It's an oddly aesthetic design desu.

what else is it going to be you lanky virgin

would cum in

Typical.

millenials

nah

youtube.com/watch?v=F87TsvIt4u4

post modern korean choreography

come to think of it, I did actually call some woman a fucking fat hog earlier today
pretty sure I did it yday too ... several times

make one on one of them sites

having a shower lads brb
Don't make a new without me

Going to watch groundhog day tonight

Wish there was some sort of anime thing in my town so I could go and laugh at all the sweaty virgins, and then talk about anime

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