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>Londoners pay £700 to live in a garage

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off to colonise siberia wish me luck

alri

looks cosy

What did he say?

is that slang for having a wank

make the tzar proud lad

*rasheedposts*

He famously thinks that Shakespeare doesn't real

So how exactly will Sadiq lower london house prices

Interested in this story desu

How the fuck can the express be only 10p btw?

Sick of your posts now. You're a right fucking bellend. Where do you live? Lets meet for a proper tear up.

>you will never live on a rich, leafy, green, quiet Hampstead street in London in a large Victorian house, posting on /brit/ from the 5th floor in your all-wooden room with your Mac whilst your Range Rover Sport sits comfortably in your view on the street, slightly obscured by the large oak tree in your garden, whilst also booking a hiking trip across Peru for next month in another tab

northerners need not apply

No

>express.co.uk/news/world/668073/Vladimir-Putin-offers-disillusioned-British-citizens-free-land-in-Russia

Honestly why do people live in London? Like what's the deal?

Really want a hairy gf

take the current price and minus some

By building more houses and giving permission to private companies to build more houses

It's not rocket science

oh heck haha

they're all doctors and engineers after all, it's only normal they get taxed more

if you avoid the shit parts its amazing

the most advanced, developed, cleanest place in britain

whenever i leave london I have to take anti-depression pills cos the rest of the country is so bleak and shite

tummy

it's not you dingus

Pakis are SO disgusting

the gf

wakefield
come and fucking get me if you think you could handle it

soon to be siberia mate

That's where most of the good jobs are

The UK is very centralised

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Wish every weeb-poster would simultaneously self-immolate themselves

wish my family had left for France when the Bolsheviks took over Imperial Russia

vinegaroons will eat your face

me at the bottom

nothing cringier than country roleplaying

>London
>cleanest

literally just pissed myself

I guess I can see that
The same is true for new york but I still would never want to live there

That actually makes a lot of sense

Saw a pretty rare Tokelau flag lads.

Why because the French are ponces just like you?

>tfw lonely

hot. do desi have straight pubes like chinese?

>Radiohead

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can you post the one you posted last thread of the girls cuddling

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please just post the sauce to this reee

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not even that rare lad i've seen it on various occasions

do people actually revise for uni exams?

>anyone ever going to Northern Ireland to find a job

It's worse than eastern europe over there.

Do me a favour and link me to the Game of Thrones stream when it's time, cheers lads

>Radiohead? Not a fan.

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no i think you're mistaken

londoners would love to pay £700 to live in a garage, most of them pay £1600 to live in a garage

I'm glad that the Northern Irish have no bearing on British policy thank god.

Funny because northern Ireland is by far the most pro EU region in the UK and would be fucked without EU development money and trading with the republic

How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.

How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.

London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.

What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.

>he thinks Tokelau is rare

haha

vermont lad?

Yeah we don't all do politics at an ex poly

what does the red one mean?

>no gf feels from a lesbian porn webm

Fuck. Who is this whore?

thanks it gave me the feels because i used to cuddle with my oneitis in bed and she would look at me like that.

western sahara isn't recognised by the UN or something

Western Sahara has no ISP, so the flag is unobtainable. That's why it's red.

y- yes haha

No, it's because it has no ISP. If you post there, your flag shows up as Morocco.

But us here in Norn are the most reliant on the EU and stand to lose the most from leaving. Why would the fags from down south come up here?

Give me a reason to not to

Just (unironically) had the finest wank in my entire life

That is adorable.

what was the extension you told me about ages ago

imagely or something
also how do you get such high resolution of a shitty host like instagram

>used to
I'm so sorry goybro

>eating bread so stale that it feels toasted on one side

Anyone else here from York? First post.

Cute. That dog looks so happy and excited about life. I wish my life was as nice as his.

You'd literally never win the Euros or WC

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The Daily Express reports on plans to charge migrants more for NHS treatment in a crackdown on health tourism. The paper says the proposals will be announced later this month, and will require new arrivals to the UK have to pay cash for tests, scans, and emergency treatment.

Wahey the Tories are gonna use a UKIP policy

Guess it shows that voting for ukip makes the Tories take notice

express.co.uk/news/uk/667933/Send-British-Army-to-Ireland-before-Brexit-time-bomb-warn-UKIP-David-McNarry

big fan of this
Mercia would immediately become the most powerful

Imagus
it's VSCO not Instagram. Insta is fucking shit quality tbf.

Haha fucks sake fucked that right up

do you know what they mean by migrants you mug

if his name is rasheed and he lives here then he still gets it for free

i hope islam just takes UK over

Because you can't and won't

I saw those things often when I lived in New Mexico...strange to see a limey post such an obscure and disgusting bug--we have other varieties of them too.

genuinely rare

i see
VSCO is a good app tb.h, gets me an extra 40 likes or so on my photos

>Tokelau

are you german?

we're trying our best
'no'
read above in the thread you mong

Yes and there are 600,000 people moving here every year

nice proxy

genuinely don't understand what the decimals mean in bullets

is it the circumference or the height in cm?

rasheed

I hope the NZ government floods your so-called ''''''''''''''''''''''''country'''''''''''''''''''''''' with tens of thousands so-called engineers and doctors from Syria

surrender your knife now and share your wife

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