halal slags edition
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Inshallah
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what did she mean by this?
kyary
>some lucky twat got to marry her
Fuck sake.
katie x
lads
hope everyone caught that awful fart joke in memes of thrones
girls in their early to mid 20's make efforts to get to know someone they're interested in - it's a proper set of conversations.
with younger girls, there's the element of attraction with the guy and then they just try far too hard to create interest by feigning disinterest. we'd be having a conversation and she'd just stop replying. then a day later she'd message me asking to see me. it's that hot and cold shit which is so obvious when you've been through that tunnel and reached the other side. it's just tiresome to deal with, particularly when you're still getting to know them so while it works on teenage guys because they just want to fuck anything that moves, i'm just like okay whatever and just dont reply. then if you leave it a day or two, they will message you because they think they have to create interest again. i started to just fuck with her and i'd ask if she'd be interested in doing something the following night and say i'd let her know then not message her the next day and it worked far too well - so it became really obvious we were just in two different mindsets.
plus she'd get so fucking moody past like 11 pm that you pretty much had to stop conversing by then or you're taking 2 steps back.
heh heh
*prrrrrp*
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imagine not being white
>work at a shop in the upper midwest
>clothes are equipped with security tags
>whenever i ring up a piece of clothing, customer asks me to “remove the taigs”
>”remove the taigs”
>”remove the taigs”
>”remove the taigs”
>mfw
nonces out
is this real
scary thought
wow why does pewdiepie have a beard
don't men usually grow beards because they have weak chins? he doesn't have a weak chin
>maisie getting smacked around
got a chubby desu
ya. one of her followers on tumblr sent her it and she posted that pic as a thank you.
I always assumed guys grew beards just because they liked beards
the hats are really popular ironically
i'd actually buy one to wear after the election if trump loses. he's very unpopular here but it's a pretty swaggy hat and they'll skyrocket in price after the election.
big man like me with a beard
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>he believes the Sup Forums memes
a lot of people have beards because they want to have a beard
>tfw you'll never look like pewdiepie
Why do curry munchers always have acne?
bidf
oily diet
>watching youtube "personalities"
kys
I want to die
i want it all
On entering the house of commons
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Now it says "I want to diet" lmfao :D
Is it hard to get a paki slag gf
In my experience it's hard to any gf at all.
holy shit
Brother said he'd give me his 2012 VW Golf for free when he bought a new car but now he's thinking of swapping the Golf for a Peugeot 208 and some money and giving me the Peugeot and keeping the difference. What a jew cunt.
but i don't have a beard you turbotard
no anti-semitic remarks please
Kek
just give him however much he'd get from the swap
Europe are our brothers and we are stronger by their side. European policy will always affect us and it's better to hold a position of influence in the union than to isolate ourselves
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>Declan Wayne Do you actually have any evidence to back up your political opinions?
I could feed this nerd infront of thousands of people on facebook right now if i wanted to
utter spaz
Hope I don't wake up. I can't face another day
>Your Uncharted 4 order has been dispatched
Day early please
most blue pilled post ever conceived by a human being
If you think about it, the Jews did way less than the Muslims and got kicked out of pretty much everywhere for it.
haha corking banter gladdy
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I saw it in that link that lad posted
I don't like pewdiepie and think the world wouldn't lose anything if he died
>tfw have to wear retainers for the rest of my life
JUST
I'm NEET I've got nothing. But I'll take the Peugeot anyway since my current cars a piece of shit
Nathan Drake is the biggest Britaboo in video game history 2bh
Curries usually have a heavy oil or ghee base and a diet heavy in those things will lead to oily skin.
Where did you order it from? If you didn't get it from shopto you're doing it wrong.
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I hate all of you. Honestly.
So it's fair to say if you have acne you're a paki
So who watched GoT? what did you think?
knickers are soaked
hating pewdiepie is the equivalent of hating elmo. he is obviously catering towards a younger audience, so it isn't a fucking surprise he is going to act immature.
JUST
twat running this stream is dicking around so still a few minutes to go
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Absolute bollocks
Go on m8 convince me otherwise
waiting in ky
remember when labour used to care about white people
Elmo should have a gaming channel.
Very. Had a 20 quid off voucher so only ended up paying less than 30 #wankers
>it's a stream host thinks anyone gives a fuck what he thinks episode
shut the fuck up you daft cunt
Good post
There's no reason to act bitter because he's making millions capitalising on an idea that nobody seemed to take full advantage of in the last. He might be annoying but he's utterly harmless.
Making quesadillas again
Anybody want one?
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William F Buckley tbho lads haha wahey
build a wall, pablo
no because im not 78 years old lamo
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worst part about Sup Forums streams but they're good quality so i'll deal with it
unironically liked his amnesia let's play
daily reminder that 70% of pakis are inbred and that's why they're so retarded and violent, and ugly
I don't know what that is.
Which one will it be this time goyim
bitch, please
literally who?
literally cannot imagine anyone but smelly neckbeards unironically saying "moral degeneracy" tbqh
left
take your poison elsewhere jew
It's grim, yes. But atleast it is a good reaction.
This is legitimately true.
my grandmother is so racist it's fucking amazing
left is considerably more attractive if that's what you're asking
80 year old priests
both 2bh
>slags
>our poison
left m8