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Paki
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dktfiibhhl
g'day
Ur all gay lol
having a wank lads i'm doing a poo
i'm having a good hard think about you
hey m8
Don't know that feeling if I be honest haha lol?
Are you happy PSV won the title?
There's a man going around taking names
And he decides who to free and who to blame
Everybody won't be treated all the same
There'll be a golden ladder reaching down
When the Man comes around
penis goes in the vagina?
it made sense in my head while i was typing but i can't seem to remember now
sorry I don't speak Dutch
Fuck no.
Dumb Ajax niggers fucking tie with the fucking GRAAFSCHAP. Fucking hell. De Graafschap is like Queens Park Rangers vs Manchester United bad.
Fucking pieces of shit tie to fucking De Graafschap otherwise they would've won.
assalamualaikum muslim brother
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That's what I've been told, yes
first for ladyboy enslavement
i.4cdn.org
Why do Scots do this?
bender
is that milk
impressive
I applied to a job opening nearby lads
it's been nice knowing you
wagecuck lyfe
Should Frank de Boer go to Arsenal? I guess if he's a choker he'll fit right in...
imagine being a dairy cow and knowing that this is what your milk is being used for
what job lad
Brain damage
Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers
One hundred million angels singing
Multitudes are marching to the big kettledrum
Voices calling, voices crying
Some are born and some are dying
It's Alpha and Omega's kingdom come
why the continentals in here?
the worst ones at that?
waiter at a Paul in a fuckhuge supermarket complex
the kind of job i really didn't want to have to do again
but here we go
i'd really take nearly anything over working in hospitality tbf
just to change for a bit
>it is now 7:10am in France
>two separate french lads have decided to do an all nighter to chat to brits on our section of a Bolivian carpentry forum
Yeah and the Yanks and Leafs.
agreed yanks should just fuck off
Caralad is always here
There's two French lads hanging out and they've been cool, not like the odd Swede who comes in and drops /brit is shit/ turds for a few threads at a time
>at a Paul
could have done better honestly
doesn't even make me feel bad desu
you need a lift?
You can sit between the backseat and my dick
i can but i need to get my cavities fixed and i don't want to sign up to work pole
i've run out of social security so going to the dentist will cost me a leg
i'm a stubborn retarded cunt
aren't we all
i assume you'll quit right after going to the dentist
girls don't find bad sex funny
nah, i need money to pay rent anyway
it was just a matter of time
What should I have for brekkie lads?
Sausauge baguette sounds nice tbqh
Funny like your dick is too big for her?
Or funny like you came before she even whipped it out and by whip it out I mean she fumbled around in your undies and you jizzed on her hand?
which party would you vote for lads
youtube.com
youtube.com
at least you should keep looking for better stuff
though i don't think i need to tell you that
think i'll settle on this style of posting hope you don't mind
seems to be the optimal choice for llazybritposting
Edward I didn't kill enough of them 2bh
>scots
ahahahahahahah lol
bought a game off ebay and they sent me two copies by accident
not sure what to do
good taste desu
i like the idea of us being indistinguishable
i have studied some useless shit so i can't
really pretend to much better and webmarketing stages and such are rare as fuck but i'll keep an eye out
sounds like my kind of bf (breakfast)
BBC, yes!
report the mistake and send it back of course :^)
L-london are you ok?
sell both back and pirate the game
they don't have a return address, plus i have social anxiety and don't want to cause a fuss
>Congratulations you did it, you broke free
>you're just a fish, like the rest of humanity
>fall_of_western_civilization.jpg
like worms in an apple
pls tell me this is fake
Reminder that Muslims were in Spain for centuries and were still kicked out.
i want off this wild ride
i mean people always say the slippery slope argument is a bad one but we're fucking doomed aren't we
you think i'd be buying physical copies of console games if i had a decent computer?
NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
EUROPE GOT FLIP TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
AND I'D LIKE TO POST MY THESIS, JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
I'LL TELL YOU HOW WE CAN GET TO HEAVEN THOUGH FAITH AND PRAYER
AH YES VERY IMPRESSIVE
how come it's ok for girls in porn to lick each other's fannies in porn and no one calls them lezzers but lads can't suck each other's dicks or they're poofs?
>17 slides into my lecture and it's only been pictures so far
The war on white culture rages on.
i just want you all to know that i had sex this morning
looks like you need to sell everything to buy a good computer then
this is common sense come on
Hopefully find out if I got a 35k job or not today lads.
youtube.com
Do Brits like country music?
Me playing a tune
pc gaming never appealed to me, too much effort
Impressive
IN EASTERN SAXONY BORN AND RAISED
IN THE MONASTERY IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN OUT MAXIN, RELAXIN ALL COOL AND WRITING BIBLICAL COMMENTARY OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL
WHEN A COUPLE OF PREISTS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD, STARTED OFFENDING GOD N' JESUS ALL THEY COULD
I POSTED 95 LITTLE COMPLAINTS AND THE POPE HAD ME BANNED
SO I SAID "Do what you will but here I stand"
The problem is they say just women. All Muslims should need a chaperone they are basically children.
Christ Britain protect your culture
We can't be the only ones preserving Anglo values
terrible GoT episode reee
YES YES YES
Reform desire + 00.50
>GoT
>USA
>Anglo
We are clearly Italian culturally as they is more badass than those pussy ass brit fags
Fuck off New York
> Had a job offer
> waiting all weekend to hear from them
> no reply, check my Junk mail today
> I was accepted but i had to forward information by a certain time this morning
> It's too late
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
all those qts rating supermarkets on yelp
i can't handle it lads
fuck off insect ill have you for breakfast
Apologise, explain why you didn't see the email, and the send the information right away
>and the send the information right away
Yea doing that right now, fuck I'm pissed
Junk mail fuckups like this never happen to me and the one time it does happen it's regarding something important
I'M MAD LADS, I'M FUCKING BLOWING ME LID
Actually West Virginia.
Anglos is a bunch of faggets. Without the black Italians to teach them how to wear clothes they would still be naked and fucking sheep and eating sheeit.
>Visit terrorists in prison and defend them
>Be elected mayor of London
what was the job? xx
Everythings going to be okay lad
i learned about it actually
still can't fucking believe it
typing while shaving desu
i believe in you straya cunt
g-get ?
>tfw didnt get the job at fruit loops
New London bus design lads.
Eat shit Latin scum praise boudica
What is the best fruit and why is it apples?
sysadmin job, entering at level 2 instead of level 1
IT WAS SO PERFECT FOR ME CHRIST I'M ANGRY
Cheers lads xo
absolute madman
i'm partial to melons myself
it's heavenly with some dried ham
We black romans along with the black germanic tribes practically eradicated you celtic shits. Keep praisin your gay ass boudica because Jupiter and Thor will be kickin yo ass