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Paki

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dktfiibhhl

g'day

Ur all gay lol

having a wank lads i'm doing a poo
i'm having a good hard think about you

hey m8

Don't know that feeling if I be honest haha lol?

Are you happy PSV won the title?

There's a man going around taking names
And he decides who to free and who to blame
Everybody won't be treated all the same
There'll be a golden ladder reaching down
When the Man comes around

penis goes in the vagina?

it made sense in my head while i was typing but i can't seem to remember now

sorry I don't speak Dutch

Fuck no.

Dumb Ajax niggers fucking tie with the fucking GRAAFSCHAP. Fucking hell. De Graafschap is like Queens Park Rangers vs Manchester United bad.
Fucking pieces of shit tie to fucking De Graafschap otherwise they would've won.

assalamualaikum muslim brother

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That's what I've been told, yes

first for ladyboy enslavement
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Why do Scots do this?

bender

is that milk
impressive

I applied to a job opening nearby lads
it's been nice knowing you
wagecuck lyfe

Should Frank de Boer go to Arsenal? I guess if he's a choker he'll fit right in...

imagine being a dairy cow and knowing that this is what your milk is being used for

what job lad

Brain damage

Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers
One hundred million angels singing
Multitudes are marching to the big kettledrum
Voices calling, voices crying
Some are born and some are dying
It's Alpha and Omega's kingdom come

why the continentals in here?
the worst ones at that?

waiter at a Paul in a fuckhuge supermarket complex
the kind of job i really didn't want to have to do again
but here we go

i'd really take nearly anything over working in hospitality tbf
just to change for a bit

>it is now 7:10am in France
>two separate french lads have decided to do an all nighter to chat to brits on our section of a Bolivian carpentry forum

Yeah and the Yanks and Leafs.

agreed yanks should just fuck off

Caralad is always here
There's two French lads hanging out and they've been cool, not like the odd Swede who comes in and drops /brit is shit/ turds for a few threads at a time

>at a Paul
could have done better honestly

doesn't even make me feel bad desu

you need a lift?
You can sit between the backseat and my dick

i can but i need to get my cavities fixed and i don't want to sign up to work pole
i've run out of social security so going to the dentist will cost me a leg
i'm a stubborn retarded cunt

aren't we all

i assume you'll quit right after going to the dentist

girls don't find bad sex funny

nah, i need money to pay rent anyway
it was just a matter of time

What should I have for brekkie lads?

Sausauge baguette sounds nice tbqh

Funny like your dick is too big for her?

Or funny like you came before she even whipped it out and by whip it out I mean she fumbled around in your undies and you jizzed on her hand?

which party would you vote for lads

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at least you should keep looking for better stuff
though i don't think i need to tell you that

think i'll settle on this style of posting hope you don't mind
seems to be the optimal choice for llazybritposting

Edward I didn't kill enough of them 2bh

>scots

ahahahahahahah lol

bought a game off ebay and they sent me two copies by accident

not sure what to do

good taste desu
i like the idea of us being indistinguishable

i have studied some useless shit so i can't
really pretend to much better and webmarketing stages and such are rare as fuck but i'll keep an eye out

sounds like my kind of bf (breakfast)

BBC, yes!

report the mistake and send it back of course :^)

L-london are you ok?

sell both back and pirate the game

they don't have a return address, plus i have social anxiety and don't want to cause a fuss

>Congratulations you did it, you broke free
>you're just a fish, like the rest of humanity

>fall_of_western_civilization.jpg

like worms in an apple
pls tell me this is fake

Reminder that Muslims were in Spain for centuries and were still kicked out.

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i want off this wild ride

i mean people always say the slippery slope argument is a bad one but we're fucking doomed aren't we

you think i'd be buying physical copies of console games if i had a decent computer?

NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
EUROPE GOT FLIP TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

AND I'D LIKE TO POST MY THESIS, JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
I'LL TELL YOU HOW WE CAN GET TO HEAVEN THOUGH FAITH AND PRAYER

AH YES VERY IMPRESSIVE

how come it's ok for girls in porn to lick each other's fannies in porn and no one calls them lezzers but lads can't suck each other's dicks or they're poofs?

>17 slides into my lecture and it's only been pictures so far

The war on white culture rages on.

i just want you all to know that i had sex this morning

looks like you need to sell everything to buy a good computer then
this is common sense come on

Hopefully find out if I got a 35k job or not today lads.

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Do Brits like country music?

Me playing a tune

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pc gaming never appealed to me, too much effort

Impressive

IN EASTERN SAXONY BORN AND RAISED
IN THE MONASTERY IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS

CHILLIN OUT MAXIN, RELAXIN ALL COOL AND WRITING BIBLICAL COMMENTARY OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL

WHEN A COUPLE OF PREISTS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD, STARTED OFFENDING GOD N' JESUS ALL THEY COULD

I POSTED 95 LITTLE COMPLAINTS AND THE POPE HAD ME BANNED

SO I SAID "Do what you will but here I stand"

The problem is they say just women. All Muslims should need a chaperone they are basically children.

Christ Britain protect your culture

We can't be the only ones preserving Anglo values

terrible GoT episode reee

YES YES YES

Reform desire + 00.50

>GoT

>USA
>Anglo

We are clearly Italian culturally as they is more badass than those pussy ass brit fags

Fuck off New York

> Had a job offer
> waiting all weekend to hear from them
> no reply, check my Junk mail today
> I was accepted but i had to forward information by a certain time this morning
> It's too late


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

all those qts rating supermarkets on yelp

i can't handle it lads

fuck off insect ill have you for breakfast

Apologise, explain why you didn't see the email, and the send the information right away

>and the send the information right away
Yea doing that right now, fuck I'm pissed

Junk mail fuckups like this never happen to me and the one time it does happen it's regarding something important

I'M MAD LADS, I'M FUCKING BLOWING ME LID

Actually West Virginia.

Anglos is a bunch of faggets. Without the black Italians to teach them how to wear clothes they would still be naked and fucking sheep and eating sheeit.

>Visit terrorists in prison and defend them
>Be elected mayor of London

what was the job? xx

Everythings going to be okay lad

i learned about it actually
still can't fucking believe it
typing while shaving desu

i believe in you straya cunt

g-get ?

>tfw didnt get the job at fruit loops

New London bus design lads.

Eat shit Latin scum praise boudica

What is the best fruit and why is it apples?

sysadmin job, entering at level 2 instead of level 1

IT WAS SO PERFECT FOR ME CHRIST I'M ANGRY
Cheers lads xo

absolute madman

i'm partial to melons myself

it's heavenly with some dried ham

We black romans along with the black germanic tribes practically eradicated you celtic shits. Keep praisin your gay ass boudica because Jupiter and Thor will be kickin yo ass