NO.. NO!

NO.. NO!

THIS ISN'T REAL

THIS CAN'T BE REAL

I really should've bought shares 18 months ago, when they were below 2$

>14,28

That's cute.

The company decides how many shares they have in total. So it's not like you can directly compare those numbers between stocks.

Is Lisa Sue the only woman CEO who's not a fucking joke?

Shes not as charismatic as most CEO's, but shes pretty good

fuck you and die a horrible death shill.

pic related.

granted the company was bailed out but she still turned this shitheap of a company into something somewhat decent.

>tfw you didn't
feelsbadman

It's actually just Satoru Iwata in drag.

>GM
>decent

post >yfw you bought AMD stocks

wrong board again

/biz/

>not buying AMD last year at 5 and NVDA below 50

>Could've bought AMD stocks before RX 480
>Couldn't be arsed making an account on a trading website

Well, laziness has destroyed me yet again.

I thought about buying AMD when they launched 4870
Could have made 400%

Buy high sell low stock cucks.

>I really should have played lotto with these winning numbers
You can't see the future.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! WE HAVE THE BEST PROCESSORS! TIMETO CHAT WITH OUR LOYAL PARTNERS!

>tfw bought in at $2.40 like a year ago
>sold at $3.00

[spoiler]i got back in at $7.00, but it still hurts

>tfw bought 4700 shares at $6.8

feels fucking good, man

Stocks are a bit different than gambling, you can make educated decisions based ona company's future offerings.

Actually the best time to invest was when the stock dipped to $6 after AMD sold off some of its stock into the market. You could've been darn sure it will rebound back to $8. Literally no risk back then.

>intel investors on suicide watch

I bought some stocks around the time Ryzen was being hyped at 8$, nearly doubled now

Thinking maybe I should sell before Ryzen is released because AMD has a track record of disappointing customers.

I had no idea. That's actually pretty neat. The CTS-V, Camaro, and Corvette, and Cruze have all been pretty great. Good job, women. Maybe you don't suck so bad afterall.

Alright fuck this. I want to get in on stocks, how do I start

>from 1.2B market cap to 14B market cap in less than a year
>at the same time BTFOing Intel outta the HEDT market
>with 10 times less the company revenue of Intel's R&D budget

Is there anything this company can't achieve?

Get money
Buy stocks
Sell stocks

I only wish that I had bought more desu senpai.

Except in this case you could.

>he didn't short sell Intel
geg

Not really.. this is the first time AMD has been competitive, literally nobody ever expected this...

Buy high sell low.

>literally nobody ever expected this
Wrong.

1/10

I got in at 2.60, still have shares, up over 400%. Going to sell them after a proper launch or when my 1700x gets here and move the funds to a few mutual funds.

Open a Vanguard or TD Ameritrade account. Because you are probably poor, just open a Roth IRA (it's kind of like a savings account). Feed money into every paycheck and do research on stuff you are thinking about buying. Buy low, sell high.

iirc TD Ameritrade has free "new investor" classes they offer over their website.

they are estimated to hit just shy of 30$ by the end of the year.

I would at least hold on till the vega hype train starts taking off.

held off buying because I thought the stock wouldn't pick up till cpus, polaris made it go up even more... bought in at 7~ a share, broker dragged his dick they they were 7.80 a share, charged me 200$ for comission...

faggot fucked me out of a grand but still making significant gains.

consumer market share of gpus.
stop nvidia from putting shitworks in games.
put out drivers that don't have significant overhead.

they are getting better, but still far from great.

>Stocks are a bit different than gambling
Yeah less effective regulation for protecting the little guy.