/balk/ - Balkan Thread

/balk/ - Balkan Thread

Rate the /his/ approved map of Europe edition.

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There's already , but this is easier to find.

Well geez, I didn't find that one because there is no /balk/ in the OP.

Good morning to Bulgaria, Serbia and Macedonia

we /dead/ now

Everyone is out celebrating the Moscow Victory Day Parade.

>Tsipras government have introduced 5% tax for all broadband connections and 10% for IP TV services

Pherst tyme left

>how to we revitalize the economy of our country, which fails due to low tax efficiency?
>INTRODUCE MORE TAX!!!!!! :D

Putin solved that problem in Russia by reducing tax, by the way.
When tax is lower, people are more likely to actually pay it.
That and him arresting people, I guess.

>Russia
>solved problem
Get a load of this guy.

I wanna backstab all those who voted those pricks. They are populist liars

aljazeera.com/news/2016/05/thousands-protest-greek-reform-vote-160508162859367.html

They used to not collect almost any tax.
Now they collect some tax.

Its an improvement. There was growth.

>9 may

Today is a sad day, lads.

I suppose, but still, objectively, Russia is in a bad state.

Russia was on track to becoming a world power again before the Crimea situation.
During Bush rule it managed to get on good turns with the EU by betraying USA and not supporting their invasion, it solved its own internal terrorist problems, made good deals to export shit, etc.
The economy was growing, loads of investors, Moscow practically a top 10 worldwide city for a moment.

Went to shit when they had to act to keep their only warm port away from NATO, but it had to be done. Russia needed that land, else it would have no navy.

>the economy was growing
In Moscow and a few of the bigger cities.

Faster in Moscow and a few other cities, slower elsewhere, growing everywhere.

I think you underestimate just how fucking shit Russia was just before Putin.
Like, 1997 Bulgaria tier bad. Government taking loans from the mafia bad. An epidemic of cannibalism in the east bad. Talks of further federal division bad.

Putin practically brought it from the dead and saved it. Now he is killing it with his foreign politics.
Something to be said about making sure to replace your conqueror with an accountant on time, else you spread thin and collapse.

About the Crimea stuff, I never really understood if the majority of those who live there are Ukrainians, Tatars or Russians

Happy Europe day

russians

Guten tag aber Albanien

And why the west did so much fuzz over the annexation and even declared the referendum as illegal? Did they really think Russia would let their only warm water military port to be lost this easily?

>Like, 1997 Bulgaria tier bad. Government taking loans from the mafia bad. An epidemic of cannibalism in the east bad. Talks of further federal division bad.

Scary stuff. They'll eventually follow the same fate as the butthurt belt

Hello my faithful friends!

It isn't theirs at the first place and they had to do something, you know that the west are cocksuckers as well

>Bačka belongs to Hungary
>only 2 or 3 towns in the north have a majority population
>their population is rapidly declining
When is this meme going to end?

>1. Russia has its navy set up there.
>2. Russia is recovering and trying to influence international politics.
>3. NATO was in talks with Ukraine.
Those are given facts.

>4. NATO is an organization with the goal to keep Russia in check.
>5. The democratically elected president was about to refuse NATO and join a pact with Russia.
Those can be argued, but you should agree.

From this follows, and I can't prove any of this, but it can be reasoned, that NATO supported a coup so they can achieve their goal - getting Russia's port away from them and thus removing their ability to influence the near and middle East, like Syria for example.
Russia couldn't allow this to happen, so it invaded, directly or by proxy, to keep its port.

Basically Ukraine I think is a proxy war between NATO and Russia, started by NATO to cripple Russian ability to influence Syria, where Putin acted very aggressively and possibly hastily.

Now the thing has degraded into a wallet-off between Russia and Germany, and Russia is using a dirty tactic of ensuring the flow of refugees towards Germany to damage their economy and at the same time making public statements that seek to damage the German government's image.

The latest development is that Turkey was recruited by NATO to help balance things, and Russia hasn't found an answer to that problem yet.
If Turkey stops the refugees crisis for Germany, the German economy stabilizes and the faith in their government returns, Russia would have to concede and withdraw some claims, possibly trading Syria for Crimea, which it might have already done behind the curtains.

t. geopolitics pro

I think trading parts of Vojvodina for the greater serbia idea is not that bad.

Hey, I didn't draw it, its a /his/ collaboration.
Here is a popular alternative.

DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

>Turkey or NATO stopping immigration to Germany
You cannot help somebody who doesn't want to help himself.

There's literally no point in doing this. We won't get anything from Hungary anyways, and in the next 100 years there won't be any Hungarians there. Right now there's more Gypsies there than Hungarians
This one makes Greece too big
Let's make a /balk/ collaboration
Macedonia will be turned into a moreta of course because splitting it is autistic and we will never make a deal about it
We need a good map template

Germany has to keep their liberal image, but the government would much rather if everyone thought them very liberal and helpful without actually having to help.

The dream for Merkel is to talk about refugees welcome, and not have to welcome any refugees.

It's more when it's singular, dumb serbshit

You have a very well thought out and interesting theory, but how do you suppose Russia gets to control the flow of refugees?

>scots literally genocided

t-thanks

Good map!

Either you are terribly wrong, or Merkel is the worst leader of modern history.

>Merkel is the worst leader of modern history
When it comes to immigration and foreign policy, yes.

I guess the truth is somewhere in the middle

By prolonging the Syrian crisis, bombing non-military settlements, making press releases which force Germany to act more and more liberal.
When Putin says Merkel is killing the European tradition and German people by letting in so many refugees, for example, Merkel has no choice but to go all out on refugees welcome, because anything else would be admitting it.
Also don't forget that there are Ukrainian refugees too, created by further Russian prolongation of the conflict there.

Putin is playing chess well, and he has been smacking German interests for over a decade now.
The problem is he was too cocksure when he invaded Ukraine. Should've tried to reinstate his puppet president, he had a good claim, he was democratically elected. Make reference to the British-American backed coup in Iran back in the day and its terrible results, to Libya. He could've won a media war and get what he wants with words.

I have never thought of it this way. Thanks Bulgariabro for the redpill :3

So how do we fix Europe
Macedonia is an unclaimable moreta

my gf visited for the last week

what did I miss?

any cunt/doxing event?

>This one makes Greece too big

Oh rly?

The big Ohrid lake is obviously Bulgarian.

>WE WUZ ROMANS AND SHEEEEIT

There are like 15 million greeks worldwide.
Why the clay hunger? You can't fill it. Most of that land is turks.
If you actually got these borders, you'd be a minority.

That's Byzantium
It's different from the pan-Hellenic identity
Byzantium was a multicultural state, much like the Ottoman Empire

>gf visited for the last week
>can't browse the internet
>visiting, implying long distance relationship
Get a new gf, loser.

bepis

this is a really good map i really like this map

Does anyone have any objections?
Should we continue tweaking the Balkans?
Should Greece expand at all or should we share it between Great Bulgaria and Great Serbia?

What can you guys tell me about the Bulgarian Gorillas that I hear about so much?

>>>/pornhub/

I'm not autistic enough to finish or defend this, making sensible border changes is hard and I quit after thinking about it for a minute.

Also pls no .gif

Everything east of Salonika is bulgarian. Also make a canal through Aslbania to the makke sea

They fuck Greek Ass

exterminate the croatian cucks first

>google mutri
>go to images
>fap

Male to female transgender asexual lesbian.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cusano_Mutri

Very sexy indeed

Interior crocodile alligator. I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

Look at my horse

My horse is amazing

The lyrical genius never ceases to amaze me.

Are there any BIG PROJECTS taking place in your country at the moment?

rate my breakfast

the Tri Moreta project is still going

I wish I were a neet

>LOOK AT ME GUYS I'M THE GUY THAT COLLECTS COINS!!11!

i'm not a neet, tho

I think this is fair desu
There's no such thing as Romanian national idenitity
Veneto and Pagania become independent
Constantinople becomes an independent state much like the Papacy

Rate mine.

No autism necessary laddie.

collecting coins ain't employment

gtfo from salonika and just build the canal between you and greace and we have a done deal.

>that bulgaria

I should be happy, but its so aesthetically unpleasing I am just not sure.
Also your borders don't make sense if you imagine where rivers and mountains go.
Its just not very practical in that way.

Bonus points for independent Constantinople state though, I think that is for the best.
Shame the greeks need to get shafted to achieve it.

do you expect me to "stage" my desk just to take a photo of my dish, retard? eat shit.

but working as IT security is, so fuck off.

no, you fuck off, xpozed

Why do you like maps so much? None of you could even get your capital to 1st world standards, let alone the provinces.

make me, bby

because video games thought me that more clay means more power

look at india, they will be colonizing mars by 2030

Tell me more about your job

>Disneyland in charge for giving 1st world status to others

rather not

Okay
But the hole in the Macedonian lake is too big and the canal has fast currents

that's the anticki privilege for you lad

I know they all aesthetically look shit
But look at modern Croatia
Look at Republika Srpska

>Poorgarians

Perfect!
So when do we backstab each-other and loose all the clay :3?

I-I thought we were friends..

If this magically came into existence, NATO would just support albanian/macedonian/serbian separatists for example, and ensure that states are created for them.

>I-I thought we were friends..
>friends
>balkans
pregateste F-16urile

I'll be your friend, Northern Bulgarian man.

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We have a 7% growth in industrial output from jan-mar 2016 compared to last year. When we btfo the refugees last year it was like advertising for our effectiveness, all those new denars

I accept your friendship, turk blooded man :3

Excellent. Lets meet and fuck.

Can I come too?

>Northern Bulgarian man
delete this you little shit

N-No thanks. I think Greece wants to be fucked by a gorilla turk. :D
I'm a girl by the way

you sure do type like one

we don't hang in the city that much, we travel a lot
>/out/ies

sorry you are a pleb to the system, you fucking piece of shit