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/Akarinlad/ edition

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doin a poo

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posting a tune

Hi lads. Welsh? Welsh?

Ah yes... Most excellent

i once got arrested while drunk and unironically asked "am i being detained" and they said yes

doing a walk

did they detain you

yeah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posting in the new

>Cameron using the ww3 card to push for remain

hmm

Think you're meant to scream it in their face desu

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how was it

both UK & AUS have someone to banter with 'sheep porn' links.

You have no excuse at all.

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fucking hilarious
hope no one buys it and then ww3 happens

pretty easy to single out the "good muslims" all the "bad' ones have explosive personalities

OHHHHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wales and NSW increase it for everyone

lol bonzai

they really do parade around any Muslim success story

boring, had to wait around for like 2 hours

wew

Well at least one of those is an anti semite. Unis are actually considering leaving the NUS because of her views

What was your school motto lads? If it wasn't in Latin please don't post

AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

not even a cavity search? boring cunts

>Now Playing: Wake_Me_Up_-_Evanesence.wav

HAHAHAHAHAHHKSFKFLWNAJSH

Funny thread
Also funny leaf response

Begone with you Yankee

Lads if your school wasn't a member of the headmaster and headmistress conference then you are a prole who should be put into a rucksack and thrown off a bridge

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS FUCKING KOOK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>JFs in charge of handling the banter

You are what a friend, buddy, pal, mate, man, fellow?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

>winning the bake-off is something to be proud of

There is literally nothing wrong with Islam.

having a sneezing fit

having a sneezing ugly

the holocaust never happened

I bet you could find something if you looked hard enough

As-Salamu Alaykum brother

Soon these western infidel dogs shall know the full glory of Allah inshallah

except maybe all those case of genitalia mutilation
and the extremism it tends to breed
and the fact it bans any sort of fun like music or alcohol

>british "humor"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDJDKDJSHAGAGAGAGGA

t.abdulla bin Muhammud

CRAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>oy vey! the goy knows! better call him a muslim so the other goyim won't take him seriously!

classic

These days you'll be arrested and thrown in jail just for saying you're english

>Check flights for various options
Might unironically have a Halal-Kosher meal.

Ar Harry

Good lad through and through desu

imagine would could've been lads

>ah yes I'll have the bland meal please

The Tampa bay lightning?

Yeah he's a sick cunt

t. Bruce Al-Bin Davo

Ah, they serve British food, how nice

just did a massive poo

>Hello sir, did you order the bland meal?
I hope they at least keep their voice down if anyone has ever chosen it.

post pics

I can't see how this wont end in civil war,
given the amount of propaganda that is fed to "minorities" that says they are oppressed
imagine what it's going to be like when they are a majority
and no that is not a far away delusion, it's a statistical eventuality

kek

Just saw what I can only assume to be the Pope mobile lads

hopefully it ends in a war that puts us all out of our misery

Haha! Classic British self deprecating humor. You guys are alright. I love top gear.

>British
low blow

Children of Men was on a few weeks ago and britain was fucked.
Lets be honest white birth rates aren't at a replaceable rate, so whites will be a really small minority in a 100 years if we aren't genocided

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bit depressing lad

Maybe it'll all turn around and white people will have been seen to have been persecuted and we can get all the bennies and privilege for once.

lol..

The last Simpsons episode I watched was the 300th special with Tony hawk

>Yanks in charge of geography

I'm seeing a Roman empire style scenario desu, hordes of barbarians settling in a weakened empire that eventually just succombs to some barbarian invasion

Well they ARE the British isles

Hey sexpat how many kids was it today?

gf needs a dress for a wedding so I let her go to Cambridge with my credit card
How fucked am I?

already flushed it xx

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thinking of going vegetarian

*how cucked

Very

Haha she's getting fucked right now my man

god save the queen

alright no harm done since you didn't know any better but try to be more considerate next time x

with your gf right now m8
nice of you to lend us that card too

Really bad edit. Like it's not even remotely funny because of how bad it is. Dont post any more

Really need a bf desu

Should've saved that for normie hours when I might have got some good gf-related banter, forgot morning /brit/ was all just cuck jokes

I'm fucking her doggystyle as I type this

Some French twat is at her other end

t. Cambridge student

The only cuck joke here is you :^)

atrocious

Shagged some bird in cambridge last night, she got a room for us with her bfs credit card

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morning listening x

taking Sup Forums a bit seriously mate

had a wank to the couple next to my hotel room
girl was screaming "your willy is so much bigger"

Think I'm actually depressed now

I press and hold like a snapchat, go over your head like a snapback

Nah, just wondering whether it's JFs that make it shit or whether they're attracted to shit threads

sorry to say but she's taking that credit card so she can't rent a hotel room so that her and Tyrone can go at it

You should change the locks on your house and throw her stuff out before she comes back