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in the end, we're just wagecuck slaves edition

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PERTAMAX GANGBANG

COMMUNISM IS THE ANSWER

Ready to meet your new overlord?

Also:
>tfw one of my former professors was interviewed on ANC earlier

ANIME

I HAIL LORD SUPREME DUTS AS THE KING OF MY DEPRESSION THANK YOU LORD DUTS

REPLY "MAYOR ANG NAUNA" TO BE BLESSED BY DUTS IN THIS THREAD

Sinong magpapakamatay bukas?

I LIKE ANIME
BUT I DISLIKE SHINJI THOUGH

This election made me learn that two-round presidential elections are the way to go.

tfw I want duts to lose and see the mass butthurt of his supporters

DAPAT MEYOR ANG NAONA

Im more humiliated and embarrass by this asshole senpai

yes Im salty as a bag of chips

(You)
Probably me too

>tfw we didn't learn after 1992
;_;

tfw i want duts to lose so i can live for 6 more years

youtube.com/watch?v=sR-4pgYpHd4&feature=youtu.be

Too costly and would also increase chances of rigging.

>1 DUTERTE, RODY 1,311,236
>2 POE, GRACE - 757,055
>3 ROXAS, MAR - 748,482
>4 BINAY, JOJO - 457,575
>5 DEFENSOR SANTIAGO, MIRIAM - 149,973
>6 SEÑERES, ROY - 1,923

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DAPAT MEYOR ANG MAUNA

>tfw I will never experience superior red USC

NOG
O
G

7 shot just before presidential elections!
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Explain yourselves

All hail our new Premier, His Excellency President Rodrigo Duterte

BAKIT ANG GALIT MO?

MERON KA BA NG DROGA?

ANG CRIMINAL KA BA?

MALAYSIA NA AKO PERO SI DUTERTE AY PRESIDENTE KO

HINDI SIYA ANG PRESIDENTE SA PILIPINAS LANG

PRESIDENTE SIYA SA ATING LAHAT

#DUTERTE
#HALALAN2016

SEÑERES, ROY - 1,923
im part of the 1923 lads

/esp/

No way. Two-round presidential elections prevent far-right parties to win in Europe.

It's all the same shit.

Trust me, I've been here forever.

GUSTO KO GUMAWA NG KRIMEN PARA MAMATAY NA AKO PUTANGINANG BUHAY NA TO!!!!

>tfw i should voted for seneres

Same.

I want to believe.

TANGINA NIYONG LAHAT MGA KOMUNISTA AAAAAAAAAAA PUTANGINA NG NFA RICE!!!

post your local atm looks like my place is still LP hold

BAKIT HINDI GUMANA YUNG PANINIRA MO TRILLANES PUTANGINA MO KANG USELESS HACK KA GAGO AMPUTA

EH NPA KA PALA EH AYOS LANG YUN IPAGPATULOY MO YAN

>6 SEÑERES, ROY - 1,923
>voting for a dead guy
Now that's real cuck

DAPAT MAYOR ANG NAUNA

I want to see him win just to see his supporters realize how much stupid they are for voting for the guy.

Mine's on CNN hohoho

Someone post that picture about being blessed by The Duts.

Duterte is change for the worse. Ive never heard worse ideas than what Dutdut says on a daily basis. Federalism is a bad idea given our shitty oligopoly dominated system and it would take more than a decade to plan and implement it.

IPASOK SI DICK
P
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O
K

S
I

D
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AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUTANGINA NG MGA PILIPINO! PUTANGINA NG MGA BISAYA, PUTA! PUTAAAAAAAAAAAA

this tbqhwy

its like pnoy 2.0 daang matuweed

In 2022 the people will vote for a democratic and capitalist pig

If he can't fulfill his promises his ratings will probably dive faster than you can say "Tunay na Pagbabago".

>pacquiao more votes than de lelma
SOCIAL JUSTICE IS A MEME

MINDANAO IS SHET
DAVAO IS SHET
VISAYAS IS SHET

>the only real answer is to not play aka leave this shitty country

KAYABA AKIHIKO 4 2022 PHILIPPINE PRESIDENT

I dont regret voting for him
I don't want Estrada or Villat to win

Mindanao isn't shit. It's just underdeveloped. Which is why it needs help.

Looks like you guys are getting your Trump earlier than us, I'm pretty jealous.

>MANILA WILL BE FUCKED IN MY LIFETIME
thank you duterte
i dont care about his shit
but i know he will fuck manila

Is this country doomed?

>implying he can change shit
The Senate alone would be be dominated with Liberals with 5 Senators and it will also be full of Liberal allies if the current

why are you replying to bait trolls

Trump will probably lose to Hillary if the current polls hold.

Hopefully not in the short term.

This.

Duterte isn't like Trump, why would you even blindly believe all those bullshit leftist american and european newspapers?

lim might win its very close

>Trump will probably lose to Hillary if the current polls hold.
I'd just kill myself desu

>Trump
Duterte is literally Bernie with a gun.

hes a commie

I think it's nice. He paved the way for this country's long slog of a journey to development and the next candidate to do better. Unfortunately, I think the duts is going to fuck that slightest bit of progress over right back to where we started.

KILL ALL MUSLIMS
KILL ALL MAHIRAP
KILL ALL IGLESIA
KILL ALL NOGNOG
KILL ALL TSINOYS
KILL ALL IGOROT
KILL ALL HALF-BLOODS
KILL ALL ARTISTAS
PAPATAYIN KO KAYONG LAHAT

Hello Pinoyfriends.
Good job for choosing the best candidate. Now we can unite against the leftist, zionist shills and fight for the glory of the fatherland!

buti naman, nang makaalis na yung mga besaya at allahu

Now clean my toilet.

We're voting for a Hugo Chavez, Vladimir Putin clone

>KILL ALL IGLESIA
good luck with that, especially when they're the ones giving votes.

this pretty much

enjoy your 100:1 usd cunversion

But user, Duterte won't shoot himself with it

THIS. FUCKING THIS. He doeant even have a senate slate. Look at Pnoy's 2013 senate slate that was full of people not from LP. Poe. Trillanes. Cayetano. All of them abandoned him in the end.

this is actually good for OFWs

he's not fascist. just a communist dumbass.

I hear Trillianes and Poe are partial to P-Noy though.

Then we shall meet in a gulag

>tfw senpai is full of OFWs
Good to be richer,

>He doesn't even have a senate slate

He has the NPA, the MILF and the MNLF

lol

>He paved the way for this country's long slog of a journey to development

No that was all infrastructure set by Gloria.

Iglesia votes is a meme. They just wait until the last moment to see who's winning, then give their endorsement to that candidate. They will make it seem that they're responsible for making the candidate win, resulting to their large influence in politics.

They're like a bastard offspring of a Jew and a Scientologist.

Question for flipbros, did Leni have any experience in Government positions before?

>bisayashits getting giddy about federalism

LAMAO once NCR subsidy stops because duh federalism, your shitholes will go worse


meanwhile NCR income is actually invested for the betterment of the NCR


i didnt vote for duts but i want federalism cuz i hate promdis

PUTANG INA MO PAGBABAGO

I wish I had a MILF.

What will based Dut make when he is in power? Create nationwide death squads? Implement communism?
Anyway I'm on for it.

>tfw house of representatives will also be almost 40% Liberal
>mfw he doesn't even have political backing
If he wins he'll like Obama without Senate he's gonna get cockblocked so bad. He won't even achieve half of his promises.

that has real voting power lol

She was in congress.

she was a congressman before, i think

CHANGE IS
O
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1st term Representative and former Public Attorney, one-time candidate for Judge.

>my captcha has a picture of a windmill

No she isnt she trashed Pnoy entirely by the end of this campaign.

She has criticized him as not doing enough but she didn't disown him, unlike Cayetano.

This is your future President's daughter

Mabuhay ang Pilipinas

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>Duts becomes president
>the political landscape around him is comprised mostly of his enemies
>none of the shit he promised passes through
>people blame him for it
>people vote for a yellow next

THEY WERE IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL

>All of them abandoned him in the end.
I interviewed Dick Gordon once in the Senate, he said that flip-flopping is common in politics and that every senator has aspirations to become a VP or a President.

It's rare to find Enriles and Drilons who stay as legislators throughout their political career.

Imperial Manila is a buzzword. You dont need Federalism to solve its problems but Duterte deluded the public by implying we need federalism to crush it.

we will just succeed its no big deal we will just directly trade with japan or Korea

manila can be hongkong or Macau 2.0 for all I care