/brit/ - The Fat Bastard At The Back In The Striped Jumper Edition

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a thought for that lad shitting himself to death

having gay thoughts again lads

nothing will ever beat this rush lads

>nonce pic
>degenerate thoughts
No-one's surprised.

very gay

did you know, the only thing the Roman's considered more unmanly than receiving a dick from behind was going down on a woman.

True story.

think italians still think like that

i wanna do both
i wanna get fucked doggy style while having to eat out his gf

we're all in here

That was me mate.

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that was me, tb h

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>kshit
>jshit

ladd

yanks desu

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How do I get a gf like the middle one?

hello?

I am a 28-year-old single woman. I work in a professional job and play quite hard at weekends. However, one thing missing in my life is a partner. I think about sex most hours of the day, and watch a lot of porn. I can pick up men very quickly, the sex is usually quite intense and I enjoy taking control. But, at heart, I want commitment and a partner. Please help.

leelee

I like both of them.

Yanks need to fuck right off tho

>like the middle one
>as if there's a difference

*ask my brother for a sherbet lemon*
*take two and hide one in my palm*
*goes back to reading my copy of The Prince*

Love the sweet smell of rape on a beautiful day like this. The gently swaying bright yellow fields are a sight to behold as well.

t. Ned Kelly

finally got a decent beard going

it only took 24 years

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i want to cum all over her squashed face

>sherbet lemon
yes this is something I need in my life

I am a 73-year-old woman. I have had no trouble having orgasms with a vibrator until recently. But now, though I get close, it just doesn’t happen. What do you think is wrong?

why is dimbleby so based lads?

gagging for a walk in the country right now

Problem?

me rn

Ah yes, Amazon. Cancel my order claiming "OOS" then hike the price up.

OBEY

anikka albrite 2bh

sitting here with my dick pressing against the underside of my desk

can I succ? :3

Rate me lads

>*goes back to reading my copy of The Prince*

tipped

gay

homosexual

sophie

issy in the sun

Do other Euros have Lucazade?

Plan of action:
>Lose erection and have a wee
>Get my laptop out
>Regain erection
>Have a wank
>Have lunch
>Go to afternoon lectures (maybe)

voted SNP lads, stand up for Scotland

asked that fucking paki for benson silver and the cunt's only gone and gave me duals
if i wanted a menthol taste i'd brush my teeth

need some human contact ugh
why are humans such a socially needy animal wish i was born a cat or something smhf

>issy losing her earpiece and looking embarassed

qt overload

Keeping an eye on grandad for a few hours. Conversation has run dry and he's too stroked out to do much but ask repeatedly where everyone is and apologise for me having to sit with him, it's quite depressing, sort of wish he'd just die, being old as fuck does not look like much fun.

Rate me lads

>Able to pass security checks to work in an airport environment including a criminal record check

Poleaboo is not getting that waiters job

*picks you up by the scruff of your neck and carefully places you back in the oven*

despise the tories

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Didn't enjoy this post very much.

Send us that chocolate orange mate

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holocaust jokes are NOT funny

>why are humans such a socially needy animal wish i was born a cat or something smhf
this desu

*dad returns from the shops with 2 cherry ripe chocolate bars*
*I inform my brother that he has bought us said cherry ripes*
*I eat both*
*presses play on my The Ego and Its Own audiobook*

Slip him a few loopy pills and the old cunts gone

youtube.com/watch?v=-32AAp418V4
>this is the day, your life will surely change, this is the day, when things fall into place

very cruel and sadistic post yet humorous for me as i don't know the wrinkly cunt
>implying the holohaux happened

do this every week and my grandfather just keeps repeating himself every hour, think hes starting getting dementia

btw im a girl :)

show penis

Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female chonner, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

where in britain are you lads from?

having a think

quality post

leidester city

the normies are raving about GoT again
wish i had mondays off tbqh

bradford

it was a bad episode but

how's you week going so far laads

Hello m'lady, how are you doing this fine morn

Alright lads

is it implied that howland reed dies during the tower of joy scene lads?

alri greta
suck me off? you better

make it happen, lads
> better representation
> economic equality
> improved regional industry
> elected house members only
> total electoral reform
> renationalisation of fundamentals

what did the five fingers say to the face?

Drinking some of Mummy's wine while she's at work sshhhhhhhhhh

Pentagrams summon my penis

He doesn't die, he's still alive in the current timeline, you've just not seen him yet. He's the dad of that rentboy and his >muh strong confident woman sister who help bran.

idk

tell us lad :3

just did a wank

Remove the monarchy though lad?

London?

mine has been going like usual. went to the gym today and met the shrink yesterday. besides that not too much eh

Wind your neck in lads give me something I can send

*slaps you across the face*

slap!

the capital of England?

good, about to pick up a thinkpad from the post office. I really need to get into employment, education or training tho. u?

was under the impression that he was the high sparrow but the normies I watched the epsiode with said that he looked mortally wounded

How about "I would't mind spunkling on your glasses love"?