Ywn live comfy life in Slovenia

>ywn live comfy life in Slovenia

;_; pls adopt me big strong Slovenes

Sure thing.

Y-you're white, right?

Of course!

> big strong Slovenes

Montenegro shits all over Slovenia, tbqh.

How much are you willing to pay?

>butthurt t*rks
Success breeds jealousy.

wtf how is Slovenia that cold

Because it's an alpine wonderland.

$50 final offer

Ayy, that looks like suburbs of Belgrade.

do not listen to there is no white people here im afraid
all white people were lost a long time ago

>muh dinaric sinkholes

got you covered there, fi you happen to like such hellish terrain!

There is no comparison.

Per day.

>being this deluded about based Dinarides
But anyway, I'm glad to have you guys in Belgrade every weekend leaving your money.

Ljubljana is basically Novi Sad tier.

Glad to have you in our country too, making up like 5% of the population cause your own country isn't fit to live in. Or am I?

no
t. slovene

Talk to the hand, Elmir.

>It's a balkan slavs hate each other episode

>gypsy still butthurt about his grandparents' cave-dwelling days

Honestly, all that matters is living standard guys. The Netherlands may be a boring country landscape wise, but it's a god tier country for living and that's what really defines if a country is good or not. Glorious landscapes are just a bonus.

>It's a slovenian being extremely rude episode

We don't hate Zlovenians. its just banter.