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sunny af out edition

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doing a poo

crayon pop

leelee

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not a very flattering picture

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....i was going to make a thread tho

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karen

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The Daily Mash is actually really humorous lads.

In a vegetarian utopia would we need to hunt certain animals to keep their population under control, e.g. rabbits?

I don't have time to watch GOT today, can someone just tell me what happens?

not a lot

i actually made one haha why did this take so long to get posted?

Doing a think Cara is attractive again.

>tfw this shitposting that i had no part in and to this day don't fully understand is the reason i can't post threads unless i buy a Sup Forums pass

fuck you gookmoot

what did you mean by this

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Did the man kill the dragon? Did the wizard cast the spells again?

Yes

No

To be honest no vegetarian has ever thought that far ahead, because the entire ideology is based around feelz.

t. vegetarian

fuck off

easter?
honestly though that's bullshit that they did that to you guys

Do people watch GoT for the plot?

nonces out

make me big boi :3

is that john green?

>people complaining about the heat
>peek out window
>it's raining

small willy pakis out

watch got because i feel i should use hbo go aslong as i have it for free

Just woke up from a fun dream

I was in Tony Sopranos crew and I got arrested, so the police walked me through a school (I was also a schoolboy) by attaching a collar and lead to my neck which was attached to a hamster that lead me around

I was wearing various Trump memorabilia too like the hat and a ribbon

Nonces in

No, they watch it so they can tell their friends and workmates that they watched it

doxxed

yeah

I had a spicy pizza 2 days ago and my farts are still rancid

might shove a mint up there

looking forward to the future lads

prison

japs, how accurate is this?
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>no mega mosque in background

More like a dystopia

>Nonces in

i did this to my gf, don't do it they have menthol in them.

Im not a gay nonce but....

you expecting to see a lot of japs in this thread for Brits?

Unjokingly do you wanna leave EU and when yes why? Also when you are from Scotland please mention it. My Dad says the Scotts are pro EU and England are just retarded as always. But my british friends says: Meh I dont even think 60% of the ppl even know that there is something that they can vote on soon and the result will be highly influenced by what ever happens 1-2 weeks before the referendum

>the ground

For looking at the shit posted ITT, you can't blame him

voting to leave and so are my parents

Fuck yeah, I love retro-futuristic art.

Want to have a wank but I don't want to be unexplainably sweaty when mummy comes back

My hero lads

man it's 2016 and we don't even have hovercars

we're gonna be stuck in this shithole forever or at least until after you and me are dead and it won't matter

hmm want to start up my tinder again but I'm lacking in nice photos
hmmmmm...

Still can't work out what 'but i almost worked part time job' is meant to mean lads

It's ok she's with me, so she'll be very sweaty too

*does the annual runt farm accounts*
*shakes head as i realise the runt farm is almost bankrupt*
I .. I think Barbs.. we might have to close down the farm and let the runts free.
*out of the corner of my eye i see the runts running around jumping for joy*
*i realise the runts have found gold in the mine*
heh .. pathetic runts. you were so close.

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oh SHIT

Not English but I don't hate the English

I'm English and I'm voting leave so we don't get 3 million """German nationals""" come over once they're done picking your corpse clean

Cold out, gonna tuck in bed soon

Had to go into hospital for an outpatient checkup type thing, doctor pretty much spent the entire meeting doing paperwork and not saying a word to me

Weirdest appointment ever

Even had to ask him what his opinion was of the healing, he didn't just freely say it to me...

Fucking weird

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DELET

I want to leave for more close control over how the country is run. Its annoying to see people splitting hairs over the largely unkown economic effects it might have, the scare tactics are even worse. I think the issue is more fundamental than that, would anyone accept an argument against gay marriage on its potential economic impact? I don't think they would or should. It's the freedom meme man, thats one thing yanks got right

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what's the matter?

ill advised

*turns off grill*

*removes the tray to reveal fresh cheese-on-toast*

*sprinkles on some Lea & Perrins*

NOT

you put the lea and perrins before you grill you utter twat

>*turns off grill*
no need to action post lad, you're always doing that haha

AN

For just 50p a day you can sponsor a runt, giving him clean water and an education

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To that Manc lad I was going to batter outisde the Arndale at 2pm, couldn't make it, had to pick the wife's son up from his urban dance class. Can we re-arrange?

why does stef take fucking forever to make a point that would realistically take about 2/3 mins? is he shilling for youtube ad money or something?

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Wahey haha

Still on the toilet feeling like I need to piss but obviously don't

One of my mum's new boyfriends just picked me up from dance class and now he's just sitting there on his phone like a twat

He's a narcissist and just likes his own voice

savage

mates gf is a bit of a drab

WELL TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED.
SERIOUSLY!!!
$482,118 IN THE FIRST MONTH
AND I'M SIMPLY BLOWN AWAY

if i ever see a bus with "allah is great" on the side of it i will probably lob a brick through the window desu

*unfolds greasy newspaper to reveal a medium fish and chips*

WELL TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED.
SERIOUSLY!!!
20,000 MIGRANTS IN THE FIRST YEAR
AND BELGIUM'S SIMPLY BLOWN AWAY

Walked the dog, ate lunch outside in the garden and then went for an hour long walk in the sun. There, now my mother cannot shit on me for staying in this room all day.

business idea: tax the bankers to 123%

*down the pub with Deano and Bazza*
*notice Deano has brought a brick with him*
*ask him about why*
*his eyes narrow and he shakes his head, clenching the brick even tighter*
*a large vehicle drives past outside*
*Deano jumps up and stares out the window, then returns to his seat*

He's an odd one, our Deano

Who's going to see the Angry Birds movie?

i see he has embraced the meme

i dont get it

Wow, I mean, thanks man!

>a shropshire lad

>Over 400k in a month
>Still lives in a shitty terraced house with ugly 70s wallpaper

not an argument