Who is your cunts greatese ally?

Who is your cunts greatese ally?

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merchant, you're GREATEST ally

You :^)

Fuck off traitor.

>Relationship lasts hundreads of years
>hurrr you did something bad to us once in Africa
M O N G O L O I D

>Didn't helped us when Spain invaded in 1383
>Raided our ships
>Destroyed our entire fleet in 1689
>Supported the Dutch taking Brazil and Indonesia
>Raided our ships
>Did not helped liberating us from the Iberian "Union"
>Stole our Oporto wine and tea monopoly
>Made Napoleon invade us
>Took over the governance of our country long after Napoleon was defeated
>Stole our African clay
>Used us as cannon fodder in WWI

>>>>>Relationship lasts hundreads of years

It was meant to be you, but you abandoned us when the War of Spanish Succession ended.

t. Catalan

I stand with my brother, EVERYTHING he wrote is the truth .
Englishmen know no friendship , nor honor
Britânia will one day know the shame they put us throw .
No quarter of the eternal Anglo .

Fuck the Eternal Anglo.

I am a Bavarian
Fuck Prussia
Praise Austria

Since Scotland is ded and Poles/Serbs/Slavs hate us because we're pussies...America ?

That's the way how it is Alberto you either kill or be killed
Now look at you

>Didn't helped us when Spain invaded in 1383

England sent troops even though England was busy fighting France

>Raided our ships

England did when Portugal was part of Spain

>Supported the Dutch taking Brazil and Indonesia

Portugal was part of Spain then

>Did not helped liberating us from the Iberian "Union"

Failed English armada tried to liberate Portugal

>Made Napoleon invade us

Napoleon invaded because Portugal traded with the UK (then the UK liberated Portugal)

>Used us as cannon fodder in WWI

Portugal joined as part of the alliance and only fought little battles in Africa

At last i truly see a fellow barbosa who is not the Anglo's Bitchn

Yeah I can say the same. Felt good, when I saw all these portuguese answers.

>All these portugas denying their ''muh eternal friendship with inbrits''

Truly bizarro Sup Forums

Might as well, we're enlightenment republican OGs.

>England sent troops even though England was busy fighting France
British troops arrived after the Spanish invasion was beaten back.
Literally U.S.A tier

>England did when Portugal was part of Spain
Portugal was never part of Spain, we only shared their king like Canada is still a vassal from Elizabeth.
We had "officially" different goverments.

>Portugal was part of Spain then
But you still suported them when we were independent and tried to take it back.

>Failed English armada tried to liberate Portugal
Never heard of such thing.

>Napoleon invaded because Portugal traded with the UK (then the UK liberated Portugal)
You didnt liberated shit, because we never got occupied in the first place.

>Portugal joined as part of the alliance and only fought little battles in Africa
We never fought in Africa, we fought in France.

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De nenhuma maneira nos podemos esquecer , esta foi amizade for a vergonha dos nossos mil anos.
Mas se existir justiça divina eles vão pagar.

We started a few thousands souls in the north of the country .
We have nothing to prove , even today , we sure are corrupt and "poor" (considering other WESTERN europen country's). But our culture and traditions are still intact , we can and will bounce back NOTHING is worse the when we started. We good for now

BENELUX

England sent troops during the battle of Aljubarrota

When Portugal was part of the Iberian union Portugal was allied with Spain and an enemy of Rngland

You can search it, also England aided Portugal during the restoration war

>Portugese actually beleive they weren't occupied by France

tip top kek
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Battle_of_Porto
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vimeiro

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_theatre_of_World_War_I

cucked

why didnt the Netherlands just annex Belgium ffs
they fought off the Spanish Empire to even exist, they could've easily fought a bunch of french jews in disguise.

>eternal anglo money and alberto barbosian armies

Can you shut the fuck up?The brits secured our indepedence for centuries and we did secure them aswell.
Had we accepted the continental blockade from napoleon,the uk would get it's balls dried the fuck out...

Amsterdam merchants were making too much money off the blockade of Antwerp.

Such a shame.

>only ones to roll with us in 'Nam
>still have a bunch of other countries' flags on their own

Italy is probably the closest thing to an ally/friend Spain has.

Don't say such things.
Greater Germany shall be united

What a shit ally

Germany

Please take your K*rts back. Actual Turks are okay.

Yeah, "secured", but not because they liked us. It's conveniences. They're enemy was Castille/Spain. It was of their interest to have Portugal, they supported us, badly most of the time as the other portuguese already said, but when they could, they would fuck us. Pirates raiding our ships working for England. Supporting the Dutch. The Pink Map. And who knows what more. Fuck them.

Germany cant be united, whenever it does it just goes into destruction mode
>Roman Empire
>oops
>Holy Roman Empire
>oops, religion
>German Empire
>oops, dead Austrian
>Nazi Germany
>oops, muh Poland
>modern Germany
>oops, muh refugees

What did Portugal do in both world wars?

Even though there might have been failures in the past, I would still want to defend Portugal no matter the reason

Brits are alright, we'll fight alongside them when they decide to oust the ragheads from London.

Yeah but this time we're gonna make it work. I promise.

Sorry pham can't do that.

Pretty much nothing. We just couldn't. No technology etc etc

First: fought with the Allies after 1916.

Second: stayed out of the war through careful diplomacy.

Pá ta calado , os ingleses nunca nos viram como verdadeiros aliados.
Nunca houve um gesto de amizade, perpétuamente fiel faz parte do carácter de um bom português mas nao podes mos negar a verdade . A nossa relação com Inglaterra desde do século 17 é de vassalo nada mais. Mais valia termos unido a peninsula enquanto ainda tínhamos poder para controlo mundis

That was a rhetorical question but thankyou anyway. I think I remember some sort of action around Portugal occurring because cork was a vital export

Tão óbvio que doí.

It's america lad.

Honorary mention to Netherlands, thanks for BASED King William of Orange

Portugal and the UK(actually England back them) have a military alliance and a mutual defense treaty since like the XI century.

well at least out Independece was safeguarded by you

Probably the Americans but It's love-hate.

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>netherlands

I don't want to be associated with those cunts

its mutual. ;)