Your new home would be her sweetiest, grimiest, most well-worn blackened sneakers. You would sleep in them and if you got cold then she would reach into her hamper and give you a used, sweet-drenched ankle sock for you to use as a sleeping bag. Much of your diet would come from drinking her pure footsweet and consuming any of the fruits that her feet provide. All of the yummy things which grow under her toenails, all of the yummy treats wedged between her toes, all of the yummy foot grime, and all of the yummy foot slime would be your daily meals. Always remeber to thank the chef with many kisses.
When she's working or outside the house, she keeps you inside of one of the shoes that she is wearing. You are pressed underneath her foot sole, serving as a cushion for her feet to absord her footfalls. She's going to be stomping on you with her soles for hours and she will not give you any sympathy or breaks. She needs you to serve as an insole, and that means she is going to treat you like an insole. She expects you to withstand all of her many footsteps and footstomps and she wants each time her sole slams into you to be met with a kiss. She wants to be walking on your love and adoration, as if she is a goddess gliding above her worshippers.
When she comes home, she will let you out of her shoe. This is when you begin servicing her feet. You kiss them, you lick them, you suck them, you worship them, you make love to them. You do this until three conditions are met: her feet are clean, her feet are happy, and her feet feel as if they have been properly worshipped. Edition
>Try to go into town for stuff >Limited parking that costs a fortune >Rest of the spaces are all disabled only >Driving around for 30 minutes trying to find somewhere to park, give up and just go home
I fucking hate town centers. Maybe if they weren't such fucking Jews they wouldn't be desolate shitholes where businesses close down from retail parks and no one goes into anymore
Jordan Anderson
very good post
Jonathan Stewart
False flag rasheed
Why do you want the UK to have a small army? So when you attempt your paki uprising it's got more chance of success probs lol
Xavier Myers
lads
Blake Cruz
leelee
Henry Wright
why is it so hard to get alprazolam in this country
Justin Carter
lads
Juan Harris
good post
Colton Gomez
Weird they would take Syrians to fill in their demographic crisis when they have free movement with millions of Eastern Europeans and southern Europeans who have high unemployment rates or lower minimum wages
Even France has 10% unemployment - if Germany needs workers and you don't have jobs they should go to Germany instead of bringing in even more people from outside the union
>People who saw me on TV said that I've got a bit fat, but I've always had a round face :(. I've actually been getting slimmer recently...
brb flying out to Japan to teach some bullies a lesson
John Hughes
You don't understand the reach of Holocaust guilt in this country apparently.
There are mandatory field trips to concentration camps here.
Evan Diaz
>tfw have 7KB of OC memes that nobody ever uses >tfw meme portfolio value is plummeting >tfw losing my meme credit rating
Please lads, make this a meme. I need to feed my wife's son.
Justin Rivera
>tfw my wife is a successful fashion designer and I don't have to spend a penny on clothes because she makes them for me
Parker Adams
Reminder that the rich don't care what happens to the average man
They will continue to live the same life no matter what
Look at the rich gulf States, the average man has to live a strict Muslim life but the elite live like Westerners
Hudson Stewart
just received that brochure from the government on the EU . Scary desu. That's why i'll be voting REMAIN
Joshua Ross
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Kevin Morgan
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Isaiah Jones
There was a town last year I think where they let people park and all of the local businesses were rejuvenated.
Joshua Edwards
I don't understand the appeal of footfaggotry
Liam Morris
So shouldn't you be made to feel bad towards Poland and take in all the poles?
I don't remember Hitler invading syria 2bh
Lincoln Rogers
protein
Liam Wood
It's about job lad, but only indirectly germans aren't breeding nearly enough to sustain the system in france we do because people literally get monthly monetary allocations for having children they don't need immediately qualified people or even civilized one (since those breed less), they only need baby makers
Cameron Reed
Why are asians so much more attractive than white women?
Josiah Flores
thought she looked a bit thicker on that bbc documentary 2bh
(and her cheeks were very red)
Jack Perez
5, 3, 9
Carter Walker
wew
they're available online now too
Dylan Davis
i want to be kstew's tiny footpet! i want her to step on me!
Jackson Foster
>5
m8
Liam Richardson
post new wave birds
Nicholas Brooks
>muh immigration because of low birthrates Self fulfilling prophecy. The native population can't afford to raise children. You then bring in migrants, who themselves have children, increase the population, increase demand for jobs etc etc etc
Xavier Wright
Dutchies>Anglos
Gavin Cook
1,3,8
Dominic Jenkins
they're not. they have flat, round fetus faces. they have gross black animal eyes. they have no variation in their hair. they're femlets. they have no hips, not breasts, not butts.
yellow fever is a mental illness.
Easton Ramirez
good post
Oliver Long
Women's fashion is very unattractive these days.
Andrew Edwards
>tell a fat girl on facebook she was cute when I was completely shitfaced and just left a club >really only did it to see if I could get her to send me a picture of her tits >the next morning she asks if I meant it >completely forgot what I said so I ask what I said >don't want to hurt her feelings so I say yes
How was your weekend, lads?
Jeremiah Murphy
Best one there m8
Sebastian Nguyen
>Mullet-style like Sylvester Stallone in the '80s and Goth-face like the walking dead,
Aiden Cook
letter came in from the doctor today lads.
it's leukaemia
Anthony Harris
I think people get money for having children in most western countries desu, we have child benefit here but still a below replacement birth rate (not as bad as Germany though)
Jaxson Jenkins
fuck off gaylord
James Watson
>rain begins >thunder intensifies
Comfy incoming
Mason Jones
Ta m8
Adrian Wood
Radoslaw Also no, because Poles are white. Syrians are poor brown people trying to carry on life under the plight of war and this is the newest prestige project to show how much we hav eevolved.
a lot of it is to just supply our employer pool, so that corporations can get away with lowering wages even more all the while whining about muh Fachkräftemangel (lack of qualified workers)
nonce
Juan Richardson
Why are florists so fucking expensive? All I want is a nice little arrangement of flowers for my gf and her mum (birthday's on same day haha wew) and it's looking to cost at least £70
Bentley Sanchez
weird how all of them have proper korean names and not just pseudonyms
Julian Kelly
pedo
Levi Diaz
1 8 9 3 7 2 6 5
Christopher Nguyen
>likes little boys with fetus faces >calls anyone else gay
Robert Allen
I fucking love thunder
Jace Young
>gave fat girl confidence boost >made yourself look good
not too bad
Jaxson Robinson
Got a really bad headache :'( can someone rub my forehead and kiss it and cuddle me better please?
Samuel Cook
>buy 4 pink roses for gf last year >£30
Just pick up some flowers from the floor for free
Andrew Parker
So what do you propose instead? A Russian style demographic crisis where the working population get taxed more and more as there are less of them to pay for pensions and national debt interest repayments?
At least with EU migrants they are more likely to go home as they got older so it's not quite as bad
Dominic Morris
>i fucking love thunder
Isaiah Cook
New Thread
Joshua Bennett
this made me lol
Carter Foster
>tfw no rain
Josiah Harris
Reminder:
Nana: Pleb waifu, named Justin Bieber as Ideal man
Lizzy: Patrician waifu, named Rowan Atkinson as ideal man.
Evan Campbell
Thunder's great, it's lightning that's the problem
Benjamin Butler
your post doesn't make any sense
what's wrong with liking thunder?
Evan Wilson
Kyary
Ryder Lewis
fedoraquotes should be considered spam
John Martinez
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Nathan Foster
#feedlizzy
Easton Hill
yes probably, but you can really live relatively well here with three children (third child gets you a bonus since it's the ones that goes beyond "replacing" both parents) Between cut on taxes, nearly free housing, neetbux and that children money you are set there's town the in north of france where 40% of the population is breeding stock on benefits
Jaxson Garcia
ugly plastic gook
Angel Perez
The elite simply don't care if they happen to rule over a bastardised people, because they will live a life of luxury of the backs of those people like they have always done.
Natives can "afford" to raise children, they just don't want to. The elite simply didn't have the balls to tell us a few decades ago we need to have more children. There could have been many governmental solutions to combating low birthrates such as government programs or just stopping the propagation of feminism and other liberal concepts that are inherently damaging. However they'd rather just import third worlders because it's an "easier" solution and serves other purposes such as driving down wages. These people hold no regard for social cohesion and never will.
Lincoln Wood
>crescent not in the upper left canton REE FOLLOW HERALDRY RULES
Hunter Bailey
iktf Lily Collins is up there too in terms of footfu status.
>tfw Sup Forums jannies are utter spastics nowadays
THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN *sings Mel C while having a sad wank*
also raising a native child costs a lot more money considering all the public support it needs, as opposed to importing a fully grown person
Anthony Wright
What do you call your female grandparent?
Grandma Grandmother Gran Granny Nan Nanny Nana Meema Meemee
Nathaniel Torres
it's strange how over-moderated Sup Forums is. no other board has such insane rules about posting than that board. half the shit you get banned for on Sup Forums would be considered a regular post on other boards.
Wyatt Murphy
How is this not fearmongering?
Connor Jones
The government could have had the balls to tell us a few decades ago that birth rates were plummeting and this was going to be an economic problem in the future and stopped propagating things that contribute to these falling birth rates such as feminism and other liberal concepts. The idea that the government could have done absolutely nothing to combat lowering birth rates and had no other option but to import immigrants is fucking laughable.
