Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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Real Kana
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How to Learn Japanese
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100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

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area 51 乙

Handsome iberian men are my thing

まだこの人は誰と分からない

新スレにも、頑張ります!
仕事の終わりまで眠れない!

me in the middle

What exactly?

Maybe you're right, Dybenko and Kupchino are kinda meme criminal districts, but still too tough for an average first worlder.

>ywn marry a real himesama and be prince of japan

ty op, nice thread

she looks like she's ready to smack a finn

I'm jealous of your positive thinking
Don't you feel anything when you are indicated your criminal act

こんばんわ

>tfw my mind has been corrupted by doujinshi and i can only picture her naked with a hairy pussy doing lewd things

;_;

It's mostly because I'm not convinced I'm doing anything wrong.

I don't upload anything on the internet.
I don't download any doujin.
A lot of my clients have regularly bought the original works that I'm asked to translate.

I'm not doing anything illegal, that's why I don't care.

Explain yourselves Japan

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>A lot of my clients have regularly bought the original works
then they scan them and send them to you?

>tfw no finnish bf

It depends.
Most of them have bought digital copies, so they just send me that, and I delete it after I'm done with the translation.
In case they have a physical copy they just tell me the name, and I use either exhentai or other sites to see what I need to translate.

Vinnish Boi Bucchi :DDD

Thanks senpai, you're our greatest ally.

If it ever gets too crowded in there, considering moving here with 1-3 millions of your buddies. 50/50 gender ratio preferably. I'd definitely not turn down kawaii Japsy multiculturalism.

Do you enjoy your job? Do your family and friends know what you do?

Just give the name of the group and song

Hey lads have u seen this man in the street?

youtube.com/watch?v=wbwu2HiLvCw

Please beat him thanks

How much money did you make last month?

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Yeah
I'm mostly envied for it

In a "Wow, you make money translating porn, and at home?!"

Unfortunately a lot of my clients like things from very bad artists, so sometimes it's not as enjoyable.

that's the tilt tv narrator

どうして「ロリ博士」のあだ名を選んだ?

source

sauce? the kotori looks like someone i know.

Not tellin'
It was enough for rent though

>and I use either exhentai or other sites to see what I need to translate

>using websites that upload scans of works without the original artist's permission
>not convinced you're doing anything wrong

>you will never impregnate jaana

>Not tellin'

Never understood this, nobody is going to steal your lunch or something for giving a number

is that woman Japanese?
she doesn't look like Japanese for me...

explain this

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昔の日本語スレに誰かに私はそう名乗れた
気に入ったから、あん時から使います

That doesn't really have anything to do with the translating though
I did that even before I started this, just to masturbate


Money matters are universally considered something to keep private.
I can't rightfully explain the feeling, but I feel uneasy telling around how much I make.

As long as you enjoy it, that's the most important thing, user.

Just be careful all that hardcore porn doesn't desensitise you as the years go by.

perverts

Way too late for that
I find anything arousing outside of 2D Hentai catering to my exact fetishes

Fun and games with the lads

>I find anything
I can't find anything*

they are MALE, user

in japan the banter never ends

>I don't download any doujin, but I support websites that host doujin for free
keep denying any wrongdoing m7

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>I don't download any doujin, but I support websites that host doujin for free

I have adblock and I don't pay in any way for them, so I don't see how I'm supporting them.
I'm more surprised that you're joining in on this, usually the only one raising up a storm about my translations is the same Japanese doujinka who's pissed off because he thinks I'm stealing his works.

Everyone else just doesn't care and points at him and laughs.

yeah, this part made me cringe bit

>左の歯

Explain this, Japan

Do you respect the Brit stalker or Koreaboo German? I think they are more positive thinking than the Italian guy and at least they don't do anything illegal unlike him.

Me in the girl the left

I've learned about 650 kanji so far and decided I want to learn vocabulary simultaneously while I continue. Can anyone recommend a good vocabulary deck for anki?

they're all shit imo. different kind of shit but still shit.

what is happening?

I voted for her :3

Haven't even thought about it how mongolian she looks like.

yeah I'm jealous of their positive thinking too, of course, I never respect them though

It's kind of weird coming in at times because there's like 1 or 2 of you that have a problem with me, while everyone else doesn't.

So when it's just you guys around it's like a completely different atmosphere

問題がありますか

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Does Japan have cute female politicians?

Is this a new Trance Doll?

I respect you

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>hrrrrrrrr who hates me is must be only one!
I know the Koreaboo German and Brit stalker said the same thing but sadly, I'm not only one who hate you guys. I think most of us just ignore you anyway.

Yes, I heard she has tight vagina.

what part of me

Does Japan have female politicians at all?


Not really. I have pleasant conversations in here all the time.

Also, every time this kind of topic comes along, there's always the same two people talking and stirring up storms, while every other japanese poster laughs at them and calls them retarded.
Just check the past threads if you don't believe me.

She is yeah. He had another girlfriend but apparently she make up with her again.

Even better famalan

イギリス人の歯みたいな歯に見える

I respect your opinion but you're wrong

delet pls

i know you love me really

Now there are at least two Japanese posters bashing you and only one Japanese posters defending you but he has some strange mind he even admires German Koreaboo and Brit stalker. What's wrong with you?

嘘じゃないけど

まったく、侍は強いというのに。

>Just check the past threads if you don't believe me.
I just checked the all threads and I haven't seen anything like that. Why did you lie?

>What's wrong with you?

I'm too handsome

>he even admires German Koreaboo and Brit stalker.
he must be one of the few that likes the bantz and understands it's done in jest

All my hentai artists are only playing pso2...

>I just checked all the threads

why me? the Brit is much worse

I will wreck u m8

>handsome
funny way to write retarded

ヨーロッパの騎士はまっと強い

you keep sperging out at me for no reason just because im into east asians

I'm not wrong

どっちにしろミサイルを撃たれたら終わり!

How do Japanese people with dyslexia cope, given that the Japanese writing system is so much more complicated than the Latin alphabet system?

Do some people just not learn to read very well?

about me you are
you should respect me

Eh man stop stealing other people work, that's not cool.

>Does Japan have female politicians at all?
Isn't Italy like Middle Ages when it comes to gender equality, not only about politicians?

always amazes me to see how densely populated japan is...
all crammed on the sidewalks and in the buildings...

>you should respect me for posting korean girls in a japanese thread

brilliant

german koreaboo spams same korean chick
britbong stalker spams same japanese chick

maybe he hates you because you are too similar to him

I know some interesting story. Japanese people with dyslexia can read kanji, but can't read hiragana and katakana. They say it's because you can recognize kanji as pictures more than characters.

Is this the girl that has a youtube channel teaching how to cook some japanese dishes?

ovo

Not really, it's pretty normal
There is a lot of female politicians, the entire division for stuff like environment and things like that is almost entirely female.

Based Spain, you're always true friend of Japan ;_;