Be american

>be american
>get shot
>go to school
>get shot
>go to mall
>get shot
>go outside
>get shot
>stay at home
>get shot
>call police
>get shot
>be president
>get shot
>drive a car
>get shot
>help your son
>get shot
>be black
>get shot
>wear a hoodie
>get shot
>be white
>get shot
>take a walk
>get shot
>be a dog
>get shot
>be a cat
>get shot
>be a baby
>get shot

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Be german, get BTFO by the entire world.

>be American
>be actually German

>be German
>get a some refugee

>germany
w-will you be my bf?

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FUCK OFF ANGLO APOLOGIZE FOR DRESDEN GENOCIDE

tsundere

FUCK OFF SLAV APOLOGIZE FOR RAPE AND GENOCIDE

>be german
>female relatives get raped
>go to work
>female relatives get raped
>walk past mosque
>female relatives get raped
>post on facebook about how you love multiculturalism
>female relatives get raped
>attend AntiFa rally
>female relatives get raped
>buy yourself a cock cage
>female relatives get raped
>start looking for well hung refugees to poz your neghole
>female relatives get raped
>work a soul crushing job that is slowly being taken over by foreigners, who then in turn take money from your taxes
>female relatives get raped
>try to speak out but get jailed/fined
>female relatives get raped
>try to argue that not all of germany is like that
>female relatives get raped

if i was german i would literally kill myself, memes aside

legit third world country, i talked a broad from work from vacationing there, she went to japan instead

It's alright moffy it's me, you're nice neighbor.

Thank you best ally

>be american
>dont get shot
>get shot anyway

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I like you germany, we'll let you pass through to france next time

APOLOGIZE FOR THE 7-1 HUELOCAUST, HERMANN

>Be american foetus
>get shot

wdsu.com/news/local-news/new-orleans/coroner-pregnant-mother-unborn-child-killed-by-gunfire-both-deaths-classified-as-homicides/37068640

What's wrong with helping someone in need?

YOU LITERALLY CANT MAKE THIS UP
I MEAN JUST TRY AND CONCEIVE SUCH CIRCUMSTANCES

>be german
>get invaded

Nothing, as long as they adapt, which they won't.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>be Poland
>nobody wants to immigrate to your shithole
>nobody even cares about you enough to station military bases
>WE WUZ WENDS POLAND STRONK

>nobody wants to immigrate to your shithole
theguardian.com/world/2015/may/13/ukraines-refugees-find-solace-in-poland-europes-most-homogenous-society

>be american
>go to school

This is where you lost me.

>be american
>get shot by your child

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484064/Pro-gun-poster-girl-shot-four-year-old-son-driving-Florida-boy-pistol-seat-truck.html

>be little american girl
>get shot

rawstory.com/2015/12/7-year-old-girl-killed-at-mi-soccer-practice-after-paranoid-man-with-concealed-carry-license-opens-fire/

>be american at home
>get shot through wall

rgj.com/story/news/crime/2015/12/16/douglas-county-deputies-man-fired-shotgun-into-home-injured-2/77420790/

>be 2 year old american
>get shot by 5 year old american

edition.cnn.com/2013/05/01/us/kentucky-accidential-shooting/index.html

>be american waitress
>tell customer not to smoke, get shot

wlox.com/story/30614080/police-argument-over-cigarette-leads-to-murder-at-biloxi-waffle-house#.Vlh3BKowjs0.facebook

>be German
>get raped
>media and government covers it up
>#notallmuslims
>sister and mother get raped too

>be american man driving with kids
>get shot dead in front of them

jacksonville.com/news/crime/2015-12-11/story/jacksonville-woman-faces-life-prison-shooting-man-death-front-his-two#

>be american kid
>get shot by your 3 year old sister

washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/02/08/3-year-old-picks-up-great-grandpas-pistol-from-nightstand-fatally-shoots-sister/?hpid=hp_no-name_morning-mix-story-c-duplicate:homepage/story

Be German
Git Merkeled

whats wrong with those Americans, why they get shot so often?

>be american, going to the cinema
>get shot by drunk guy

nydailynews.com/news/national/moviegoer-critically-injured-drunk-man-gun-article-1.2505605?cid=bitly

>get shot
>be american

>hurrr freedumb ain't free durrrrrrrr

it's fun

They don't have enough guns. If they had more these tragic accidents could be prevented.

Niggers. Not even memeing.

>be german
>get raped

>be refugee
>rape german

I admire your passion.

>be American
>Can't handle the facts and resorts to memes

...

>Be american firefighter
>get shot

msn.com/en-us/news/us/prince-george’s-mourns-firefighter-as-police-continue-shooting-investigation/ar-BBrPMQd?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=iehp

yea I think I'll stop now

Their gravity draws them in.

>be French
>be actually of Arab decent

>be american
>have wedding, 4 guests shot

news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/inside-the-milliondollar-wedding-ruined-by-an-accidental-gunshot/news-story/061bae05ae40e79209ab6fc1a3b4eeef

>he's never gotten shot before
>mfw

>CONCEIVE
It was in fact conceived. That's how you get a fetus.

>be American
>be of German descent
>be of English descent
>be of Irish descent
>be of Italian descent
>be of Chinese descent
>be of Russian descent
>be of Nigerian descent
>can't spell descent
>complain about foreigners

>be american
>adjust trousers, shoot yourself

m.nydailynews.com/news/national/ohio-man-shot-chick-fil-a-pulling-pants-article-1.2202960

At this point its not even funny anymore its fucking sad

We don't care because we can defend ourselves from niggers unlike you cuckolds

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rawstory.com/2016/02/texas-dad-pretends-to-shoot-his-9-year-old-daughter-and-then-accidentally-shoots-her-in-the-chest/

>Texas dad pretends to shoot his 9-year-old daughter — and then accidentally shoots her in the chest

Every year 33.000 people in the US die by gunshots

Look on the bright side, think of how many Americans there would be if they didn't all kill eachother.

bipartisanreport.com/2016/01/01/43203/

>Teens Ring Doorbell And Run
>Oklahoma Homeowner Opens Fire On The Kids

HOLY SHIT LITERALLY CANT MAKE THIS UP