/brit/

America YES edition

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ebin

>posted 3 years ago
Wow, people aren't even trying with their bait anymore.

Is this post some sort of self-ironising?

Alri then lads.
How are we doing?

Don't be put off m8 gays will fuck anyone. Just get stuck in.

kpop desu lads

Cheryl

grime desu lads

>linking to the wrong post

katie x

No it's real

Seolhyun

>grime

Wish we could all just live in our countries. I like foreigners and even when they visit but just stay in your own countries. Don't come and exploit or interfere with mine.

Should I get a Korean gf? I could get a Korean gf but we have nothing in common.

She's well fit

Shalom goyim

FOY

>shave my face look 16
>Look like a junkie with stubble

...

They can't actually punish people any way they want. The federal government would step in.

Or did I?

Things that will make me say no:
Tattoos
Coloured hair
Stronger jawline than me
Snapchat filters
Cannot see your face or body
First pic is on a night out
First pic is with an animal
First pic is you playing sport

Good day yiddo

These days if you say you're Irish you'll be thrown in jail

I'm not bent I just checked out of curiosity

the gf

She wears her skirt like Simon Cowell wears his trousers.

what do you think are the required qualifications to become a dildodrill handler

youtube.com/watch?v=dyONbqggasY

we post bangers now

heh

Something doesn't feel right about this, lads...

How do I clear the degenerate thoughts from my brain

>30 years old
>already been through 2 BBCs
>covered in tattoos

Read this in both of their voices

Add was raised by a single parent and is a vegetarian to the list.

Grime is LITERALLY JUST poorly produced amateur rap.

youtube.com/watch?v=1RZkIPlUosE

Fuck sake lads. The normie mates are posting facenppl pepes in the Watsapp group.

>ass

Mr. Sugar just got REKT

m.youtube.com/watch?v=YE-ZiBALZuE

>dopey Sugar

This man is too funny

>flatmate and gril sexing loud af
>get a vocaroo of literal porn audio
>close the tab
rooooooooo

AAW KAN IT BE VO-ED BESS GOLF CORSE IN DE WORLD

business idea: trace everyone in the UK's heritage back 100 years and if their family hasn't been primarily based on the British Isles for the whole time then send them back to their own bloody country

how very open minded of you

...

Prove to me Brit doesn't look like this.

it doesn't matter what it is, it's fucking awful however you label it

also, FUCK OFF YANK

Rap is shit to begin with

I forget what sex feels like

This desu

I don't know what Donald Trump sounds like so I read it in Vince McMahon's voice, I assume they're similar.

Me entering /brit/

>modern American rap
Take your bait elsewhere

just do me one favour /brit/....

GET
MENDOZA

Howled at this

A shitposting reality TV star might be President kek

I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME

We can't. You've just won m8

Enjoy your victory

font

>all those nonwhites

;_;

>leggings
Utterly repulsive. Much prefer jeans.

need a rich crazy bf tbqh lads

Reagan was an actor

t. alberto barbosa

get those shite sackless cunts off a US dirty south beat with their fake hard lyrics and shit exaggerated accent

Quit stealing old beats from tha dirty, no respect for that bullshit

I'm not quite as fat and I shave, otherwise pretty accurate.

I'd love it if that was the actual edit from the programme

Muslims within seconds

thanks for chuckle

its interesting how you're able to tell rich people apart

i mean they're generally good looking but good looking poor & middle class people exist too

Steady hands, unyielding resolve and spiritual purity
The drilldo is a delicate weapon
It takes years to master

How smart is Trump?

I hear he has a really high IQ and many successful business venture (although many failed). On the other hand people say he doesn't have any policies and doesn't elaborate his points in his speeches.

So just because I had sex with one girl makes me a normie?

You will be exempt because of EU human rights laws
Most of the shitskins from here will move to Ireland as they only know English
hehe :)

And a politician before he became President, and far more boring and conventional in every way than Trump. Don't pretend it wouldn't be insane if he got elected.

ummmmm yes?

t. Jamal

It is.

hard to say
he is obviously tailoring his speeches to be understood and liked by the average americans
which is to say braindead morons

But Zuckerberg looks like a typical slimey jew.
Google's CEO looks like a typical San Fran pajeet who may or may not be a bender.

Sugar is an actual happy merchant it must piss him off no end to be less rich than an Aryan

Yes, fuckoff you disgusting normie scum.

He's managed to become a presidential nominee on a shoestring budget by masterfully manipulating the media and his opponents into stumping themselves. Just by shitposting like a fucking madman. The guy's a fucking genius.

What about one who's just crazy haha x

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/george-osborne-backs-hilary-clinton-7927291

The second most powerful man in the country kek

why is trump still campaigning for nebraska and west virginia tomorrow

everyone has dropped out, what is he doing

Genuinely annoyed that punk bitches from the UK had the nerve to put their shit flow over a classic US deep south beat.

Fuck off back to weird al, faggots.

Trump isn't crazy, he's just flamboyant rather than a dull legal clerk like most politicians.

there have been more crazy presidents
hell we had a PM who would save every poo he did in jars

picked up some noodles from the chinky

I absolutely love it

I don't think he's particularly intelligent but he is undeniably alpha and driven.

He's also probably an egomaniac.

>stopping while your ahead
That's how you fall behind lad.
Didn't you learn anything from TT&ATH

haha if you dominate me physically i'll call you master regardless haha

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/09/indian-restaurant-accused-of-killing-customer-with-curry/

all me

Have you ever seen anyone play the media the way he has?

>Genuinely annoyed that punk bitches from the UK had the nerve to put their shit flow over a classic US deep south beat.

>Fuck off back to weird al, faggots.

>TT&ATH
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