His computer username is his full IRL name

>his computer username is his full IRL name
Why do people do this?

My computer username is a made-up name that is a completely normal-person name. It has confused a lot of people in my life.

My name is Talon, it is a username in itself.

How else am i supposed to do that? Use initials like the old Unix hackers?

What about ken then, unlike, say rms he's had his real name as a user from the start.

>his computer username isn't the initials of his first middle and last name.

>tfw kkk

>talon
how many overwatch jokes have you endured because of this?

I do this. Why wouldn't I?

Mine is spurdo

Not even one.

>his computer username isn't the name of his favourite 2hu

that's impressive desu

When I joined my current job, I tried all combinations of nice, short usernames, but they were all taken.

Eventually, I gave up and went with "god", which their signon tool accepted.

Right before I started, they emailed and said "..... your chosen username isn't available, please choose another".

I just use my first name.

>tfw std

>tfw sjw

>tfw tfw

Kodak Black?

I always call my PC "Computer" and my notebook "Thinkpad"

>tfw already did that

My laptop username was my first name, but after a week of buying it I had to format it. It didn't let me use my previous username so I added my last name.

>tfw stuck with full name as laptop username

Because of Facebook

mine is the same but it has only made my gf suspicious, why do 'a lot' of people even see your username?

because that's my fuggin name autbot

pls no ableism pls k thx :-)

>not using nsa, cia or fbi

It works out okay

not anymore

windows 10's default computer name is DESKTOP #####

>his computer username is the name of that computer's CPU/GPU

that's the patrician way to name your pc

>not user-Desktop and user-Laptop

My desktop is named littleiron :3

>his computer hostname is the model name
this is even more retarded

How many Zelda jokes?
Every time I would look at you I would reflexively want to fuck your daughter
That's not a healthy name to have

I just make up names. My current one is a roman sounding name.

cuz my name is kickass

I use my full real name. What's wrong with this?

The same reason I have my phone number on a sticker on my laptop. So that when somebody steals it they know who to call to return it

Initials, whenever possible.

My main email address is @.io

My username is Rusty Shackleford.

Why is she holding that glove out to me
Does she want me to put my hand in it?

My school is also an ISP and provides internet to my dorm, then forces us to name connected routers and computers (not smartphones though) as PC-LASTNAME, ROUTER-LASTNAME, LAPTOP-LASTNAME.
Probably so that they can identify who browses what. Pretty fucking threatening desu, but they cut you off if you don't follow their rules.
At least HTTPS exists...

>email username is the same as the domain name

Nothing wrong with that if it's short

i just use my hacker handle

I've always just used: User

initials is professional

>browsing Sup Forums
>has girlfriend
Why are you lying on the internet user

>he has a middle name
Retard

that's the hostname of my router

>computer name == username
K

>you bring your laptop to class
>you sit in front of me
>you turn it on
>I see your full name
>I hack you
>I win, you lose

i always call mine "user" but someone said that causes some service to use like 10x memory in windows 10
>good thing I use win7

This is the ultimate username. Although I don't capitalize the first letter: user.

Only if all his friends are 12 year olds.

Here is my retarded story
>be poorfag
>have incredible idea
>use WPS hack to just find out the password of a network nearby, it's and apartment block who cares
>the third one or so works, it takes half a day to crack but whatever
>use this network for 3 months or so
>my device name is LASTNAME-PC
>one day find I cannot connect anymore
>later find a note "stop using my network or i will report it to the police" in my post box downstairs
>shit bricks
>use 3G phone network afterwards
>move half a year later

I use my first name and I cant even write it properly because dumb unix doesn't like O

Ding dong even Sup Forums is out to get my name wrong.

It's a slashed o. (/)

Just oe instead.

Wangblows named it the first 5 letters of my 8 letter surname which is not common.

Linux just uses sharp, thats the nickname I use most of the time.

No.

Yes, Soeren.

...

>Mine is the nickname of an online persona I created for privacy and it's a somewhat unique but still normal name
R8 my autism