A bearded wizard magically appears In front of you and grants you a wish

A bearded wizard magically appears In front of you and grants you a wish

1. A gf of your choosing who will remain loyal

2. 100,000 usd

I already have both lmao

2

slavery is bad

The gf if she has a rich father

hahahah who the fuck would want 1
fucking fedora tippers

i would take the small loan of 100,000 usd

Loyal gf no contest

hard choice. a hundred grand is good money, but i might not find a girl that good again in my lifetime.
im gonna play it safe and take the gril

$100,000

i'm a massive faggot and i would only consider taking the person in OP's pic

>massive faggot
The adjective is redundant given your flag

this is the only reasonable answer. anybody who thinks otherwise is poor both materially and spiritually.

fuq bitches get moni

>if
It says of your choosing. You can choose a rich qt if you want.

1
100,000 isn't even that much
I would be completely happy and satisfied with life if I had the perfect gf

I'll find a way to lose interest in the girl as fast as I cans say Dissociative identity disorder. Then spend all the money in a shitty activity that won't fulfill me and will end up crying my lungs out when I realize how fucking pathetic I am.

>I would be completely happy and satisfied with life if
no you wouldn't

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i may be a fat faggot but at least one day i'll have a bf and you'll still just be a leaf

1, obviously.

Money can't buy love.

underrated

1. Would marry my billionaire 3D loyal waifu and even have a relative that is the president of the US

She would be absolutely perfect though
The point of life is to find the perfect girl

this doesn't concern you

A PERON LO ELIGE EL PUEBLO

>The point of life is to find the perfect girl
>this is what permavirgins actually believe

I made this thread whilst taking a shit, just thought I'd let you guys know

jeff pls go

>whilst

>The point of life is to find the perfect girl
this is why you won't be happy.
You will be more disappointed every day after the love hormones stopped flooding your brain

1

What am I even going to do with $100k? Buy 1/6th of a house?

invest

Alas, you had done it before sir so as to avoid such beautiful scenery. Thank you.

I can make money, and I can get a gf.

I can make US$100,000, but I'm pretty limited to the kind of gf I can get.

So, 1.

i would take the grill but i wouldn't know who to chose so i take the monies

I pick the gf and I choose the cute short-brown haired vampire girl from Twilight's movie. Or her actress, whichever.

I need the money, so 2.

take the Trump's daughter
@
get billions

1 if she's attractive and never gets fat. Otherwise 2.

As a bonus, you'll also get another man's child

The Louis CucK meme really makes me mad, man. The guy is an excellent comedian.

1 Why money wtf?

money

1. We can be poir together

stop shitposting canada you're ruining the board

A rich submissive girlfriend who I could pressure into giving me money to prove her loyalty.

It's a win-win situation.

The money

Are you serious lel

hey retards here's an example of a perfectly loyal girl

your choice right? you might find one day you don't even like her

now how are you going to get away?

shaking my head lmao you could have been rich(er)

wow I thought I was fucking sad this is terrible.

>my choice
No?

rich family neet gf
so we can stay inside and play video games all day.

kill your mother and burn in that fucking dessert you call your country.

sorry senpai i mean to say whoever you pick changes over the course of life and you might not even like who you pick in the first place

wut am i looking at here

>yfw you realise that by achieving your telos or ultimate relationship with the world, or the other, or with love, destroys your self and meaning

can I get my straight crush instead? no money in the world scent compare to his scent

>who will remain loyal
This completely changes everything, making the 100k way too low of an offer.
I could play video games, browse Sup Forums every day, watch movies etc. And she would still be loyal.
It's literally everything good about a relationship, without all the baggage.

>a gf of your choosing.

;^)

>I could play video games, browse Sup Forums every day, watch movies etc
how you going to pay for all those, and then rent/house and then probably kids

no hate i just can't fathom why that's the better option here

yes actually. His jokes are incredibly crude, but there is a profound sense of empathy underneath. This makes him stand out from all the other rude comedians

SMALL WHITE PENIS HAHA

PINGO HELP.

Key word being "I could"
The point is, whatever I do, she'll stay loyal.

>profound sense of empathy
dear diary today i learned people watch stand up comedians in order to feel sorry and compassionate for people

are yall out of your minds

literally why why would you not take the 100,000 dollars
thats enough money to fix pretty much every problem in my life

fuck some dumb hoe gf that does everything i tell her to do IM POOR

>$100K is "fuck you" money
Not all of us plan to spend our retirement years driving rickshaws in Bangladesh

you sure are upset about this, and people's mothers

are you not very old :^)

100k isnt fuck you money

100k is fix my fucking car get my mortgage payed and put money towards my retirement and kids college fund money

>Perfectly loyal
I think the key word here is "perfectly".

2.
Mind-controlling some poor girl into being bound to me forever sounds very ruthless.

>a gf

Not even if I'm being paid m8

so whats the deal with airplane food
WHAT
IS
THE DEAL

>gf of your choosing who will remain loyal
I just want my ex back.

hmmmm.

none.

t: wizard

>A gf of your choosing who will remain loyal

So I could LITERALLY CHOOSE any woman in the entire woman that I wanted and they would be mine forever? What kind of a retard would choose option one?

By choosing pic related I automatically become rich and powerful and she's only ever been with one person so it wouldn't be a bad bit of snatch either

Option two*

yeah, but you will be forced to kill little children and drink their blood for the rest of your live.

2 to be honest
>LITERALLY CHOOSE any woman in the entire woman

op here, forgot to mention the gf is actually scared of you and remains loyal out of fear, not love;

top fukkin kek, poorfags just blown the fuck OUT

take that you virgin spergs lmao omfg

then the first option is total shit

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But some of us don't need a hairy wizard to find a loyal gf, in which case the 100000 makes sense

That money is nothing. My family settled a lawsuit recently and got 90k, and our investor says it will be burned up soon if we keep living as we do, which is basically poverty level to begin with.

I'd prefer the gf if she's exactly how I would prefer her to be. Nothing can go wrong with that.

well you should explain the injury that earned you 90k

Dad died.

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Ehhhhh, doesn't matter.

I'll take the richest woman in the world as my gf, give me her money and kill herself

;^)

yes you see, the 100k is free and nobody dies. what happened to him?

Well here with that kind of money I could buy like 3 room apartment and live quite comfortably for around 6 years.

The money. Easy choice

okay than guru

The gf is the only right choice, anyone here who can't make the money by his own means is a failure of a human being.

same thing could be said about finding a girlfriend

I can use the girl to go out and get a job to support us both along with government welfare

win win

>anybody who thinks otherwise is poor both materially and spiritually.

Getting a gf is not a problem, but finding a loyal one is pretty hard.

Getting a guaranteed 100% loyal gf of my choosing to spend my life with is too hard, i'd say most people can pass their whole lives without even meeting one girl like that. In front of that the money means shit

>take the gf
Great, so I'm still a wagecuck, but am now permanently stuck supporting someone who I'm very likely to get sick of being around?

>take the money
Fukken noice. I can now afford to travel, obtain a decent education, and fund the startup business I've been working on. Hell I might even meet a qt3.14 along the way since I'm not a beta loser and can actually obtain gf myself.

see this