Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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今までのスレ一覧
>desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese thread/
Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

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first for cute people

すぱしーば

オーツカレーです

I am pen

ホール&オーツか。

日本人の最大の思い違いは、サルでも西欧のような国になれると思っていることである。サルは何をやっても猿。西洋人にはなれないのである。このことは夏目漱石も野口英世も言っている。

チャオズ「ペンさん…」

ハラショーセルゲイ!

こんなカレーがあったのか。知らなかった。

Today's thread's anison
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ガオガイガーの続編のベターマンて怖いよね。
次回予告が

これしか思い浮かばない

アニメ見る暇があったら日本語覚えろよ

誰も西欧のようになりたいと思っていないんですけど

ガオガイガーは大好きだけどベターマンは合わなかった

どのガオガイガーが好き?
俺はジェネシックガオガイガー

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is 終わった casual for 終わりました?

お前の将来的可能性のたとえなんじゃない

チンポ時計買ってきた

きょうは沢山アニメをみました
これで日本語がちょっとでもうまくなったらいいな

へーなんでー
チンポはあんたの興味か

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チンポ時計って具体的にはどんなものなの?
説明頂戴
後画像とかあればぜひみせて
役に立ちそうなものなら俺も買おうか

どんなアニメが好きですか?

I'm drinking

>ビッグマン
お前がだ。

俺はウイスキーが好き

何がだ

夜中に気持ち悪い次回予告やってた記憶しかない

飲もうぜ!
酒盛りだ!

お前がビッグマンだ。

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俺のチンチンの話か?
それなら当たってるが・・・

まずは新世界よりで三話残ってたからそれを観て
それからはくまみことRe:Zeroの最新話で
今は「坂本ですが」の第三話

どんなものが好きかと聞かれたら「面白いもの」としか答えられない

おはよう

黙れ!粗チン!おまえにサンが救えるか!

もう2時だよ。早くないよ

おはよう

おハロー

おはよ
ドイツは朝6時くらい?

すいません、あなたわばか親日です

7時

Bitte kein Mobbing

youtube.com/watch?v=TYSNUL2hrQM

hi veggie :)
are you wet? :)

youtube.com/watch?v=kwaIn8Nm_tw

ハロー、マタフッカたち!
I have now learned Hiragana and Katakana, my visit to Japan is still three months off. What's a good material for learning speaking/listening so I won't look like total dumbass when I get there?

sry do not take it personally , i just wanted to try out google translate.

>マタ

>months
you'll look like a dumbass no matter what

You might as well just read some doujinshi and speak the japanese you learn there

Wow good taste

なぜ日本人は特別扱いされるの?

日本人は特別から

イケメンだから

たくさん眠い!でも、寝られない。

短小包茎未使用
か?
ばくおんを観てなければ情弱

>studying in germany
>all the japanese exchange students are sluts
>they all have white-fever

Is this normal? I thought they were atleats a bit more reserved.

マンガやアニメで日本語を覚えよう
If you can't sleep, fap fap fap

>Meine reinen asiatischen Prinzessinnen
Die sind alle so Brudi, in Japan schaut man aber dafür auf sie herab anders als hier, gewöhn dich dran

how do the japanese feel about the coming race war? will you help whites defend our homelands, or will you leave western civilization to fall apart at the hands of the shitskin hordes?

Re:Zeroは面白いよね
続きが気になって原作まで読んでるよ
web小説だから無料で読めるのもありがたい

ナイスおっぱい

俺はアニメが終わってから続きをwebで読むつもり

master race? アハン

月一で氷菓見ないと胃が痛くなる

they're not in their country so there's no facade

even that ugly fat fuck got a tight asian gf

i had a chinese banana friend who got hit on by some japanese exchange student, even after he told her that he had a girlfriend.
judging from that i think it's more western fever.

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えるたそー

We'll choose neither.
The races except Japanese will become our slave animals.
凛ちゃんいいよね
気になります?
君につぼみの京菓を薦めたい

>jap exchange students abroad
white hunters

そういう擦れてない女の子に
色々教えてあげたい

foc boi

man how do people get cool student exchange trips like that

i hate my life, our student exchanges only went as far as fucking alberta, and who the fuck cares about alberta?

oh well, it's not like i was a good enough student to be allowed on a student exchange trip

kek Im peruvian and I went to shanghai for my student exchange trip

>Im peruvian
you didn't have to say that lmao

Yeah but you have to deal with being peruvian

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えるたそは好奇心旺盛だからなんでもやってくれそう
画像貼ってて思ったけど黒髪紫眼の組み合わせは珍しい気がする

I think everyone knows
After you complained about white people and having to pay prostitutes almost every day while you were there

will japanese youngsters be happy when they're old men?

no

only perverts post dolls

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I am a pervert.

My strangest encounter in Japan happened at night. We had just finished eating at some pizza restaurant that wasn't a pizza restaurant (I have no idea what the things where called, but they looked like pizzas and they shoved all sorts of crap onto them) and where on our way back to base. The street right outside the base was full of closed shops and half way down was this young fellow wearing a black tux with coat tails. He was wearing some white gloves, and had a box with a long pole on the bottom of it. He didn't speak english and we didn't speak japanese, so we could not figure out what the guy was doing.

post dolls

chinpo tynpo

>they looked like pizzas and they shoved all sorts of crap onto them
okonomiyaki?
>and had a box with a long pole on the bottom of it
more detail please. i'm curious what that's supposed to be

>tfw no doll to hotglue

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侍好きか?

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Hi

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Hi
Cyprus here
I would like to make some Japanese friends
Primarily to play vidya with

We can exchange stuff, like I can send you halloumi

Where is your country?
Is in Asia?