Summer is coming and as well as foreign women that spend the whole year fantasizing about us.
Special thanks for mr. Shekelstein for pushing the "handsome dark man" image down white women's throat.
Good job!
Invited: Portugal, Italy, Spain and Greece
Honorary: Balkans
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Just one month before this hell ends
>
>He thinks that hell actually ends
>France so buttmad about their women having such strong desires for us that he even proceeds to make shitty memes
>tfw 15°C and raining
>tfw 10º and also raining
Such is life in North Portugal
>portuguese
lel
fuck you shitskins
Actually, a non-French made this pic
Hello, fellow brown men
Hello Greece.
How's life?
>Summer is coming
Where is it? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That "Greek" looks like a frenchman to me
(Εσυ)
ciao ciao
Stamattina sono andato in stazione che c'erano dieci gradi e sono uscito col sole e trenta gradi. Adoro sbagliare a vestirmi
Mehmetopoulos, my son
anch'io son uscito imbacuccato e son tornato a casa in maglietta
sacre bleu I need a french girl that looks like this
Γειά
Please others frenchfags; stop make shit on a thread with a pic of Ed,Edd'n Eddy, this was a god tier show.
wonder how turks feel their nationality is used so frequently as an insult, do you think it bugs them?
Well, Turks are buggy as is so it shouldn't bug them out too much.
>2 Terror attacks in 1 year
kek
>turks
>bugs
good one
Suce-moi
>According to Op's pic, France is this character.
or maybe Kevin.
you guys are vicious ! we created a monster :P
Hi
At least he bangs grills
RESPECTE LES BONNES CHOSES! Enculé!
ça m'étonne pas tellement que ce cartoon génial ait fait un bide en France.
J'ai toujours trouvé ce DA débile, même enfant
No he was a wimp faggot.
just finished my threesome with an italian and spanish girl, how was your tuesday poor europe?
Ben oui c'est débile mais on s'en branle parce que c'est comfy, tu regardais des trucs intelligent toi étant enfant? le slapstick n'est pas fait pour etre intelligent.
les meilleurs saisons sont la seconde et la troisième, la première est sympa mais certains épisodes sont chiants, les deux dernières sont sympa aussi mais le niveau est moins bon.
How was anal sex?
did your rectum hurt after?
Turks posters are either buttblasted to oblivion or just don't give a single fuck
>tfw it's still twice a greek salary
Maybe for illegal albanian workers it is
>tfw albanian illegal workers still earn more than a janitor
>tfw 19°C and raining.
Fucking Barcelona. This city sucks. I want to go back to the Pirineus
>Work 8 hour shifts cleaning toilets
>Boss decides not to pay you
>Keep on working there
cucks bring it on themselves. Besides, most cleaners here are albanian anyway
Back to the mosque Muhammed.
>britfag showing off while they are not even competence to us
you got our leftovers in any case, m8
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>Summer is coming and as well as foreign women that spend the whole year fantasizing about us.
[citation needed]
Why would foreign women want to fuck Southern Europeans when they're just so damn...short? No offense.
2 to 4 or so centimeters more of average height aren't going to save your wimminz.
In few generations you're not going to have even that since Meds are growing faster than others in Europe.
Fernando is coming for you.
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BOZGORS can into hockey
Birth rates in Spain and Italy are lower m8.
The only part of the population that is growing in Spain are immigrants
in valencia is raining broooooo
Well, you might be talking about height.
It's nonsense anyway.
>2 to 4 or so centimeters more of average height aren't going to save your wimminz.
>implying they need to be saved
In case you've been living under a rock until now Tomaso, Hungarian women have been getting fucked in the ass on a regular basis by literally anyone while getting filmed. The only nation with more porn stars and sluts than Hungary is probably Czechia.
>geoblocking
>bozgor
kill yourself immediately.
Maybe if you guys stopped consuming cocaine like it's tapwater, your fertility would improve
Yeah I'm talking about height, Spain and Italy grow, in terms of centimeters/decade for the average, more than the rest of Europe.
>In case you've been living under a rock until now Tomaso, Hungarian women have been getting fucked in the ass on a regular basis by literally anyone while getting filmed. The only nation with more porn stars and sluts than Hungary is probably Czechia.
for money it's different though, I don't watch that stuff though, I'm sorry
>south Europe
south Slavic people??
guys our unemployment will be 17.5 this summer , crisis is stopped
:D
Italy was richer than UK in 90´s and now? cmon italy .........
now we are krauts in countries like uk for the moment (friegaplatos stylez).
All went downhill with the Euro scam. Hopefully France nukes Germany soon.
>All went downhill with the Euro scam. Hopefully France nukes Germany soon.
sadly but true....now my country is worse than 1980
You fucking shitty french dont use this shit again :DDD
>tfw travelling to Poland later in the month
Hoping to get some polak poon, lads.
Desejem-me sorte.
OH BUT I WILL ! I:DDDDD
15º in North Spain, not raining
Literally ANYONE can score in Poland.
There's no excuses
Meanwhile, in really life, your cunts get fernando martinez'd - pornhub.com
Nah mayne. I have a particular polak in mind, and she's not exactly the easiest "nut to crack".
Pic unrelated.
>Be north Euro
>Never see the sun except of 1-2 weeks when on holidays
>Die of skin cancer anyway
CANNOT FABRICATE
Não inventes, basta literalmente falares com uma durante 2 ou 3 minutos e que não sejas autista como os polacos
>Magaluf
delet
how the fuck?
Well, during summer smart Spaniards (note: the smart ones, not chads and idiots) avoid the sun, while tourists spent hours in the beach without proper protection, and end up all burnt. We call them "prawns" sometimes.
So those holidays probably play a role in those sansers.
>during summer smart Spaniards avoid the sun
you couldn't be more wrong
Easy
>Be northie
>Go to the Med on August
>Have a meal(half a salad and an olive)
>Check time, it is 2:30 midday everyone is sleeping/ laying under shadow
>Decide that the locals are obviously lazy
>Set out to explore the attractions on your shorts and tank top
>That purplish colouration that makes them look like ham gone bad
WHITE
Fuck off chad. I said smart spaniards, not chuloplayas like you
but tourists are still a minority of their home countries
especially in poor places like belarus
I understand that a darker skin is a natural protection against the sun but that map looks weird
I guess that the keyword is death
dude everyone goes to the coast in summer, do you even operacion salida?
Any of you Southerners ever had a North European gf?
The girl my heart pines for the most was a French qt I met with from Sup Forums. Everything about her was just so... French.
t. Greek.
>I guess that the keyword is death
>it literally reads "Death Rate"
Seems like the have a shit skin
Actually my gf is also french and she is the most cultivated person i've ever met in my whole life.
I feel like some sort of tribal savage when i'm with her
I just love listening to them talk. I know it's a cliche but it's so beautiful to the ear.
I feel really protective of French qts as a result of her. Wish I could curb stomp a mudslime.
t. Alberto Barbosa
Well, France is indeed a Latin country lads
No suprise Southerners with Greco-Roman tradition fit good with them
>Il Greco
Are you an actual Greek or another shitposting Roach?
That's a meme, only Slavic Europe and Greece are without Greco-Roman tradition, Greece lacking the Roman part, some of Germany's richest southern cities were literally Roman settlements
Greeks literally used to call ourselves "Romiois" up until the 19th century.
Constantine XI said to his soldiers they were "the descendants of the heroes of ancient greece and rome", so to them "Romiois" encompassed Greek and Roman tradition. "Hellene" became a byword for "Pagan" after Julian.
>I just love listening to them talk.
This, i can't get enough of it. Women talking french is the sweetest thing ever.
South Europe best Europe:
>Best Food
>Best Alcohol
>Nice People
>Architectural Beauty
>Superior Woman
I'm born in the worst part of Southern Europe :(
I'm here on Sup Forums since late 2014
Ellinas eimai file, postaro kai sto /balk/ poles fores
>Greece lacking the Roman part
wut
Forgot climate and nature but ok
what
>late 2014
Literally new
I know but newer than this fake roach diaspora
older*
It's always funny how people are prone to hate on Frenchmen but love French women
I don't hate Frenchmen at all.
It's just banter.
Most Europeans should stick together. Non-white people who hate us don't care what part of Europe you are from anyway.
I hate both if it's any consolation
>Most Europeans should stick together
fuck off, pirata
That's something, at least you're not an hypocrite
I'm Greek m8.
by Europeans we meant white people, which would naturally exclude Spain
Then don't mention europeans in general like we have anything to do.