How to get banned from Sup Forums?

Trying to quit social media and be more productive.

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Post CP on /s/

post porn on blue boards
cp for perma

Post porn in all boards
If it's a porn board, post unallowed porn such as loli in /h/.

Post a fake doxx. Or make a real world threat.
Really just read the fucking rules.
Dont do this, it's only a 15min post suspension.

Say you're underage and to ban you until you're 18.

I posted an older version of this map and said something like
>I'm not poor, I just happen to prefer the OS of Pajeets, chinks, niggers, spics, Arabs, and SEA monkeys
And got banned for racism.

Ask how to cook ramen with nurutu pic on /ck/

stalk the site owner and have sex with his mother

Explode a van.

>getting banned on Sup Forums

Impossible. A true Sup Forumsentooman knows how to get unbannned thats why this board is the Sup Forumsulag of Sup Forums

>it's a "help me find a technological solution to my self-control issues" episode

Post lots of furry porn, there is nothing hated more on this site.

In particular, I hear the mods reeeeeaalllly hate big muscly werewolf types, and are also not very fond of feline femboys with large thighs.

Because your time is very valuable, you should start posting here, and the good posters of Sup Forums will vet your collection for only the most heinous images.

Ask for sauce on /hc/, instant perma

This comic makes me think Sup Forums is lonely cause Sup Forums wants to be lonely

Search photos of Bishojo kiko, one magazine shot underage teen of Europe, could found on image .... fap.

Them publish.

>mods reeeeeaalllly hate big muscly werewolf types
That explains why I was banned in the g/fur/ thread over on Sup Forums when I was actually spamming the crap out of s/fur/ for 8 hours straight desu.

>having a static IP

I started a snapchat thread on /fa/ and got a 3 day ban
was total bullshit

Post a Sup Forums related thread on Sup Forums... oh wait

dox Sup Forums

spam

a lot

...

>/k/
Start a thread about how carriers are obsolete and chinese ASBM will destroy them.

Close your browser/app, turn off your computer/phone, go out. It's as simple as that.

I'm not following, explain.

Install a blocker

Sup Forums is wrong. It should be defend proprietary software or bring up the fact that Indians have the highest incomes in the US for a reason.

Sup Forums.org/rules

Break any of the global rules, and you will be banned.

Just posted furry shit. Wish me luck, peeps.

I only see CP stuff.

I was on Sup Forums for like four months spamming ylyl and s/fur threads with desu.
Link related, guess when I started, stopped, and banns.
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Only time I'd get banned quickly is for posting in g/fur.
Normally I can go for 10-14 hours spamming the ylyl threads without recourse.
But if I hit up g/fur for more than 4 I'd get hit. And that's a thread with like 6-12 IP at most. YLYL would have around 40IP's. So it's indicative of vested interests.