Anyone here got advice on how to get a Greencard/permanent residency?

Anyone here got advice on how to get a Greencard/permanent residency?

I am a German citizen, looking to get a green card for America. It seems it is next to impossible to get one, unless if through marriage. Therefore, I am asking if any girl is willing to marry me to give me a green card. In exchange, I will provide for you, pay rent/and all other bills for our shared residence, and among other things (within reason).
So if you're interested, hit me up in this thread.

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Im real kawai young burger girl (don't look at the flag im in vacation) who want the BGC

>I am asking if any girl
Why not homosex?

While this looks kinda like b8, I'll just bite.
Contact me here
berndwillkarte@gmail.com

Could be possible too.

Try getting a legit gf first, who just so happens to be american. Then marry her and get green card.

HE POSTED HIS EMAIL

BOYS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

Why not just go through with the normal immigration process? From what I've read, our immigration laws are more lenient than other countries.

oh boy you must be either a troll or completely retarded.

Where did you read that, Trump's fansite?

American citizenship has been nigh unattainable for decades now, at least unless you are a genius scientist or have a family there. The process may take decades, even.

Ohhh, pls rescue me, my throwaway email might get spammed by le anonimus legion. ;___;