When I am traveling abroad and people ask me what cunt I am from how should I respond?

When I am traveling abroad and people ask me what cunt I am from how should I respond?

>United States of America
>USA
>America
>United States

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US or USA

tell them what town/city you're from

they'll know

You should respond with a weapon

Pick any synonym you like.

Canada eh?

>tfw live in a town of less than 200

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danbury,_North_Carolina

You know the rest of the world is cucked when it comes to weapons.

United States of America

SAY IT FULLY AND LOUDLY, LET THEM SEE THE FREEDOM RADIANT OUT OF YOU

just say canada
it's basically just extra america and there's no confusion about its name

Tell them what state you're from. They'll know you're American just by looking at you.

Say AMERICA, this pissoff latinos.
:3

Just wear this t-shirt so they won't even have to ask

United states

Eh forgot pic

At least in Spain ''Estados Unidos'' will be the right choice.

Actually, I have a friend from Atlanta who come over sometimes and always say he came from Georgia.

How do filipinos typically respond to tall white men

In China I had a guy think I was Pakistani because I had a scruffy beard

cower in fear

Chinese are dumb as fuck. I should've noted "if you're in Europe".

What about Russia in particular? I am visiting there in 3 months

You don't visit

Stare at them

>they'll know you're American just by looking at you.

Funny thing is, other Americans can never tell.

>S-sprechen sie English?
>Yeah nigguh, West Coast best coast

I feel like the sterotype LOL YOU CAN TELL YOU ARE MURRICAN is overplayed. Sure there are some americans who are obnoxious as fuck, however the majority, who are willing to travel to a foreign cunt, are pretty level headed people.

Is this a good thing in your culture?

>point gun at them
>tip cowboy hat
>"Murrica"

Why is people knowing where you're from a bad thing? I can generally tell Europeans apart from Americans here, doesn't have anything to do with them being obnoxious.

I can as well, its mostly by the effeminate way men act/dress. For me personally I just like to be as low key as possible. I dont want to stand out for any reason anywhere.

just shoot them, they'll know

I feel like it's about 50/50. High school/ college kids outside of Nike-Chads don't seem to stand out if they're >white, but every American family I've seen that's on vacation radiates burgers in a 50 foot aura.

This. I live in DC and the tourists are so annoying that I try my best not to be like that to other cunts out of basic courtesy.

>I'm from Athens
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athens,_Georgia

>What a coincidence, I'm from Stockholm, too!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm,_New_York

>I'm a berliner
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin,_New_Hampshire

Say that you're from the U.S. if they like you, call yourself Canadian if you do something to piss them off.

It's what the Australians do with kiwis

>tfw in Athens GA
hey swedebro

Say it loudly and proudly

"I'm from the Confederate States of America"

Canada

>dodge
barely american

its got a cummins tho