If I don't get a Lebanese girlfriend I will literally kill myself

If I don't get a Lebanese girlfriend I will literally kill myself.

I want to spend all day laying out in the hot Mediterranean sun, soaking up the wonderfully refreshing rays that give her skin a beautiful sun kissed tone. I want to hear her talk for hours and hours about Lebanon and the history of her people and the culture. I want her to tell me about the music and geography of Lebanon while feeding me wonderful Lebanese treats, and then after we finish our perfect date out we go back home and spend the rest of the night holding each other and watching Lebanese films.

Can anyone tell me a good introduction in to Lebanese culture?

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lebanese diaspora are so slutty you can easily get a gf, not as slutty as say iranians but still slutty nonetheless

You'll never get a Lebanese gf kill yourself

> A FUCKING LEAF in love with A FUCKING TREE

a FUCKING LEAF wants a FUCKING TREE gf

what a surprise this is

Shitskin triggered

Kill yourself

this isn't a fucking joke guys. you don't know how awful it is to have to choose between these dumpy fat white women who are fucking putrid while these wonderful Lebanese women exist somewhere in the world. White women are literally pig shit tier compared to Lebanese and levantine women in general. White women should literally be slaves for sun kissed goddesses

i watched the yurovision today and i agree, those thick azerbaidzan/armenian qties changed my mind completely

white women are overrated as fuck

When I see that flag I think about Santa Claus and reindeers and snowmen and stuff.

And then I find out it is a flag of a desert arab nation.

What the fuck

May as well kill yourself right now.

Can give you a few lebanese singer:
Fairuz:
youtube.com/watch?v=w60nlRPUqjU
(In france during the lebanon war, in front of all the french lebanese diiaspora)

Georges wassouf:
youtube.com/watch?v=6qWd5nswcX8

Nancy Ajram:
youtube.com/watch?v=X4ICDHjGImA

Ibrahim Maalouf:
youtube.com/watch?v=wpg8jBFaj3c
youtube.com/watch?v=9vBoRGdn17I
youtube.com/watch?v=UgQfX21xP2o
( i freaking love him)

merci beaucoup tunis. what wonderfully beautiful music

Armenians and azerbaidzan are white tho...

You're welcome.
Also look for a lebanese restaurant in your area, lebanese food is god tier.

No

Ikft in fucking high school a leb girl apparently had a crush on me and i was too autistic to tell she was into me..

>day before prom
>she finds me and asks me
>are you going with anyone?
>say no hby?
>she says oh no i guess i have to go with my friends alone..
>tell her later i got wrestling practice

Feels horrible man

Westernised ones become very slutty, so I'd say avoid them

My tutor is a Lebanese ex-Muslim. She seems so wholesome and sweet. Are all Lebanese girls slutty?

Yes.

Why not?

kek

>implying you've ever had sex

you'd be incorrect in that implication mohammed/reza

It's actually Todd, but nice try Panjeet