How would your country have overcome Troy's formidable defenses?

How would your country have overcome Troy's formidable defenses?

We build a bigger wall

like this

We would've built a giant wooden horse on wheels and presented it as a gesture of peace, but in truth a force of our warriors would've hidden inside its hollow insides.
Then, once the Troyans had carted it inside the walls, the warriors would sneak out and open the gates to the main force

that's fucking dumb shut the fuck up idiot

I bet the force in the horse would've been a bunch of FDF Sissis huh :)

Mighty Maori warriors conquer all

call in nato

We jump the wall

Send in the SAS. The SAS were the origin of the idea of the Trojan Horse and Odysseus was based on the first head of the SAS Olly de Seus

LAS TROY SON ARGENTINES

Was he really? That's cool as heck if so dude

Bomb it using depleted uranium rounds.
Troy won't have normal kids for hundreds of years, that's the American way.

We tell them they have to open the gates 'cus we are refugees and if they don't open it they are racist nazis who violate the human rights charta

>How would your country have overcome Troy's formidable defenses?
Build a horse, then fill it full of emus and snakes and cane toads.

ur on an island when this lady turns ur men into pigs

what do?

Offer them maple syrup, maybe sell our resources and businesses for almost no cost and allow them to live in our major cities.

Threaten to kill her and then fuck her

If you kill your enemies, they win

Fuck a horse

cannons fire!

Mongol intellectuals everyone

mi negro.

>housing the cuck cannon within the cucked city
Wew, that insult to injury.

We would make a strong statement at the UN.