"Choose wisely the weapon of your people to face me in mortal kombat."

>"Choose wisely the weapon of your people to face me in mortal kombat."

What weapon do you pick?

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a nuke

benis

my dick

Chinastsu

Glock 17, unless she was dtf.

Her weapon

my dong

Harpoon

>G17
Horrible taste fampai.
>terrible trigger
>awful ergonomics
>horrible sights
>complete lack of ambidexterity
>ugly as sin
>overpriced

Perfection... Yeah right.

A white snake if ya know what i mean

Straight outta Cidade De Deus

Rope.

the only way this battle would be fair is if I didn't have a weapon

Fine, shit. An MP5 then. Or what would you recommend, my mongol friend?

done.

I love this cosplayer. Yu Hee right?

meant to link to

*unzips dick*

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PPQ or cz75 if you want a pistol.

Come at me bro

Cardiac arrest

I want her to step all over me while calling me a "disgusting gaijin".

>the weapon of your people
on it

You're one of those open carry fags, aren't you? By arming yourself with a full cassowary, you're just scaring people and ensuring you'll be the first target of any fowl play.

Pic related is a much more practical choice

Ok, lets do this again.

We have destroyed soviet tanks with it so fighting humans with it is like drinking vodka.

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You Finbros excited for Talvisota 2 electric boogaloo?

I choose my dick

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Hockey stick. Come at me, eh

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morning star

pretty nice

a beretta

My big white cock

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.44 Magnum S&W Model 29, the most powerful handgun in the world and could blow her head clean off.

>weapon of your people

Here

AK47

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Ive never seen such a white Armenian before

Your old weapon of choice was much cooler

My bear hands

>dat pic

not a nip and not even a girl

Exactly. This guy gets it.

>fowl play
Fucking well done there mate.

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Also, I suppose I don't have much of a choice in this, do I?

>not a proper Cassowary.

Admirable, but mistaken.

cum @ me

Benis

A 12-gauge pump-action shotgun.

Ak47s for everyone

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L1A1, I choose you!

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bad post

all me

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she wouldn't stand a chance

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These beasts ravaged the Western civilization...how hard would it be to bring down a ladyboi with a sword?