LIKE DUDE YOUR BROTHER IS 21 NOW CAN HE BUY US SOME BEER AND GET US SOME WEED?! SO WE CAN IMPRESS STACEY AT THE PARTY

>LIKE DUDE YOUR BROTHER IS 21 NOW CAN HE BUY US SOME BEER AND GET US SOME WEED?! SO WE CAN IMPRESS STACEY AT THE PARTY.
>American Culture

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is this what australians actually think happens in america?

Not just Australians

i bought some beers to my little bro yesterday tBh

Isn't that what happens?

Pretty sure it is what happens, but it might not have happened to him because he's posting on here

no? you can buy alcohol when you're 16, you just need to be 21 to legally consume

reminder that this is socially acceptable in murrica

Australians LITERALLY believe what they see in movies is real life. Quite sad.

Not just Australians

>muslim doesn't understand how liquor laws work

wow shocker

wtf, why?

Literally what I did during high school lmao. Australians will NEVER know how it feels like to be an American normie

Nothing wrong with a little pre-brown

this is what happens in america

can confirm after watching one tree hill and gilmore girls

Probably started drinking at a younger age than you did lad

#brokenbritain #bingedrinkingculture

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Getting close to that data cap, eh Bruce?

sounds pretty lame desu.

No no no. Only within the confines of Wal-Mart is it acceptable.

wtf I hate America now!

we do the same but it's more like

>mum can ya get us a cheap goon sack from the bottlo cheers lurve

All of my friends parents and mine would just buy us alcohol as requested when we were 16/17. I don't know if it's normal for most adults to just not give a fuck

wut

>Americans on damage control

This ain't Twitter Nigel

Same here desu

Or you'd just go to the paki shop where the bossman wouldn't ID you

most american parents do this as well

>16 year old
>needing someone else to buy you alcohol

mfw

>tfw sitting in parks drinking frosty jacks and WKD and fingering slags

Hardly. Your "slight" at our culture is like dust in the wind. Especially seeing how our culture has completely penetrated yours. Keep watching our movies, keep using our iPhones, keep contributing absolutely nothing to society.

>world "education"

>16 years old
>get raped
>no one cares
>mfw this is the average teen's life in Germanistan.

You're just proving that Americans can't handle any banter.

>he posts, one hand already fondling his erect cock

>French
>can't stop fantasizing about hard German cock

no surprises here, folks.

>tfw I was the first in my group of """"""""""""""""""""friends"""""""""""""""""""" to turn 21
I told them to fuck off and ask someone else
I don't have friends anymore

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Haha
Getting there Hans

i won't deny getting a little chubby while typing that

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>muh banter

Didn't even have to check the flag.

you see, the only difference between americans and indians is that indians are too poor to have a toilet, americans do it because they don't care.

no dude just get a fake i.d. like every other 16 year old.
Oh you aren't tall/good looking enough to pass for 21? Are you buying beer to get drunk by yourself user?

>just get a fake i.d.
wait Americans actually do this? I thought it was just a tv/movie thing

Only sluts do this so they can entrap older men with rape accusations.

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+1

yeah it comes in handy a lot if you want to get into bars/concerts that are 21+ or 18+ if you're underage

Dunno. Most burgers look 5-7 years older than they actually are if you compare them to EU "norms". 16 years old looking like 25, ...

I don't know if it's because of their genetic bad food or whatever.

>tfw a Brit admits I have decent banter
Best ally

Now go forth and teach the rest of your countrymen lad

kill yourself burgernigger

>mature at a higher rate
>genetically inferior
Pick one.

You first roofucker.

Nah, you just look older than you actually are.
I've never mentioned about your mature rate; that's an individual feature. But aesthetically, you look just in terms of your looks older and nothing more.
Not unusual seeing your 23-24 yrs old looking like 30 in 'Murra Land.

No, we buy fake IDs

Maybe that's why German women were after me when I was only 15. Or is that because they're so dick deprived they'll look for any foreigner with a penis?

Practically everyone had a fake ID by 17 where I went to school

I still have mine in my drawer, it says I'm from South Carolina

sorry we're not some lazy, corrupt, failed state that can't even defend islands off our own coast. yes, we are a busy, industrious people who sometimes have no time for the bathroom.

Jesus Christ you're cringey

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I wanna grow up to be just like you dude

>Or is that because they're so dick deprived they'll look for any foreigner with a penis?
They will fuck everything what seems 'exostic' and 'excited' to them. Hence they go all "work and travelling" in Australia. It's for the experience, this includes "fucking around" what the few I know told me.

Same thing to exchange students whicha re going to US. Of course they try to fuck around since "it's a one life time thing".

Many german girls who are going constantly on abroad trips are whores. WouldNotFuckWith/10

>they will fuck anything that seems 'exostic' (sic)
I wonder why that is? What is it about German men that utterly repulses women? Try everything. The German man is constantly drunk, out with his boys, all he cares about is Fußball, and when anybody of the opposite sex approaches he spergs out so hard he foams at the mouth.

Well, up to this point I respected you as an anonomousssse burger. But whatever.
Every country will have its stereotypes.

>2015+1
>burger still thinking some educated german is getting triggered by bait response
>wishing you a good day sir :3

>faced with the staggering truth that the German man will be cucked out of existence
>'Nope not listening must be bait good day sir I SAID GOOD DAY'

How much denial can you possibly be in?

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wtf