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Janny

*sneezes*

are jan jan

Hello

katie x

bless you

>post a bit of yank banter outside of /brit/
>immediately get called a muslim
>reveal I'm from Northern Ireland
>the yanks slink away or apologise

Really don't like foreigners lad.

>iceland
holy fuck
that's the name of a country?
I can't fuckiong breathe

Right mate

same

how can you get the taste of eating too much salt out of your mouth

*is foreigner*
*raises eyebrows and shakes head*

Ohhh haha
I love football!
I don't get why non-Americans get so upset about that, like there was a Scottish lad who was into hockey and I thought that was really cool so we talked hockey, he likes the Flames (don't know why) but he also followed his local Glasgow team

We have a reputation. Are you cool NI or flegburner oddball?

...

Sectarian at heart but pleasant on the surface NI, I suppose.

>talking to girl
>getting along well
>she's seeming keen as on me
>randomly messages me at 3am one night
>thinking she keen for peen
>my boyfriend is being a massive dick:(
>just never reply or message her again

hahahaha get the fuck outta here with your shit

Look at this thread

Prime example of yanks being unable to handle any kind of bant

Why is this?

Explain your beliefs please?

>I'm from Northern Ireland
you poor bastard

good lad

It's okay lad I understand and I'm not upset at you looking football

You lot just have a different way of expressing things I guess

*suck on your dong*

nuth persnel ki

we're not the same person and i have nothing
and i have nothing to add to what has been said
most people are self centered but women
are showered with attention from birth
so they take it from granted
feminists always talk about 'objectification'
but it goes both ways
for most women a man is a companion that
doubles as a utility (i.e wallet and/or bodyguard, fucktoy, emotional tampon)

Tricolour flag is a sign of degeneracy.

You're all druggos

>britfag with girl troubles over texting
you guys have confused me so damn much with all your advice

no idea whether to go cold, or to go hot or what now

...

just be yourself :)

>it was a bloody good match old chap
How's that?

I'm a nationalist fenian, but I'm not all that worried about unification so long as the ones down south invite niggers in and legalise fag marriage. I have no problem being mates with snouts and bantering them and being bantered back about religion and politics but deep down, I'm an actual sectarian and I would never marry a Protestant.

Sure thing lad, sure thing

Is being described as 'like my brother' by the girl I like good?

One piece of advice was consistent throughout the entire thread. Stop texting her first.

>*suck on your dong*


nice.... nice....

That depends what your brother is like really doesn't it

How am I projecting? All I'm saying is not to spend time talking with a woman online for extended periods. You'll save time and effort if you just ask if she wants to do something. You can tell how she actually feels much better in person.

Nope

Chip chip, cheerio

k

doing a poo

There was never a doubt you were a dirty taig, only a taig would post shit like Arin Hanson

The last two sentences were your projections.

if you go cold on a girl then she'll just start talking to one of the dozens of other thirsty orbiters

>amerisues

what is wrong with them

I'm a Taig. Some of my best lads are Orange cunts.
They scare me inviting me to Scarva for battle recreations. Can't help but think I'd be hoisted up on a bonfire.
Honest fierce lads though.

Keep us updated

most girls require you actually talk to them before asking to meet them in real life. if you go 2 years of online talking and not having met her, you're a silly man.

It's from my The Tester folder from 3 years ago.

Don't know him
I like her a lot though

and those girl alway go for the same type of guys
and always end up staying with them and complaining about their relationships
it's like the big unsaid about women that are with men that beat them
they had to choose those men and become intimate with them before the beating happen

we'd be better fucking sows in the mud
than allowing the filthy ribs of adam to do anymore harm

reee

just need to stop taking themselves so seriously m8

It came out very smoothly, I only had to wipe once.

having a go

>flavour of the month nigger having a public mental breakdown on twitter

they're just like us though :^)

even if that does happen, what's the issue?

you'd rather be strung along and have some optimism drummed into you when there shouldnt be any? i'd rather be alone and know it, than think i'm not and find out I am.

doing a do

i'm sure she has other guys who will listen to her problems. the fact she has a boyfriend makes all of our encounters weird as fuck, and makes how she portrays herself suss as fuck. basically meaning i'd never spend a dollar trying to please her.

no i agree i'm trying to hint to the deluded people who keep shitting these threads up with "talked to a girl today guys!!" that in terms of online communication women live in a completely different world and the only way to win is not to play

Y'know /brit, I haven't had a good reckon in quite a while

I reckon that that there is a damn fine sarsaparilla.

What do you reckon?

Is a taig a Catholic in NI?

gonna stop texting first

no idea what this will chive though

>Whilst yourtexting her, she's out there with a real person.


>You're just something to occupy her time with when she's waiting for a bus.

Maybe you're right but women will always have other men on the go.

>ICE
>LAND
WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
LIKE WHAT A CREATIVE NAME RIGHT
HURRR, THERES ICE HERE, LETS NAME IT ICELAND
FUCKING HELL, LITERALLY DYING OVER HERE

Wtf is sarsaparilla? Fallout meme?

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that's why everyone is just saying to stop texting first tbqh. either make her realise she likes talking to you/having you there or free up your time and avoid heartbreak.

i reckon ur mum's a slag u fucking aussie abo fucknugget

That's why you go hot. If it works then congrats, but if it doesn't then fuck it, you knew what was going on all along. As long as you know what's happening, then you might as well try the thing that might lead to a ride.

It's kinda like root beer I think, never had it

wahey

willy

willy wahey poo

wahey

willy

wahey willy fanny paki poo

wahey

willy

silly, willy, poo

wahey

fannnyyyy

wanna have a go with you

You're projecting again. Just because a guy is talking to a girl, doesn't mean she has him on the go. What if you're the lad she has on the go and he's the lad texting her?

think it's a kind of cactus that you can make alcohol out of

You're over thinking it desu

Actually Iceland is green and Greenland is icy.

Not sure how you managed to avoid this meme.

wales is the best country in the union if i am totally honest with you lads

Agreed. Cardiff shouldn't be the capital though

>i'd never spend a dollar trying to please her.

you'd be right i have a friend that's a girl and
when we take a coffee or such we always split
she has a boyfriend and i do the tampon because i want to not because i cling to some illusory hope to ever fuck her (not really attracted to her desu)

some women can be good friend but that's far from all of them

good looking men with game do that too desu
but it's easier for women desu

lots of terrible advice itt

every lad is on the go mate. Even it there's only one lad, he's on the go.

on the go

no shit man

i don't know what to do

i'm fuckin useless at this shit

never had a father growing up, welp

>Hi, I'm from France!

Getting my coursework assessed by my lecturer at 9am haha fucking hell cannot miss this or I'll get zero even though I actually did it all, just have to be there to answer questions

Will NOT be acknowledging any replies to this post

the thing about going hot is that you can start to convince yourself she likes you, when she's just being polite and replying. if there was a concrete formula to this, we'd be rich as fuck but in all of my experience both observing and engaging, going hot throughout just doesn't work a lot of the time.

it works well if you're good looking because the fact you're giving attention is enough but for everyone else, it's the sudden absence of it that triggers them.

>being this blue pilled

Any benders here that can answer a few questions for me?

hullo how u doin

I've decided to reply regardless

>Just because a guy is talking to a girl,

holy shit lol

> What if you're the lad she has on the go and he's the lad texting her?

you're both on the go, what about this is hard to understand?

you got any advice la?

DO NOT talk to him, he's weird

under-age. A least it isn't a dissertation

Just continue doing what you were doing before (i.e. just b urself)

>thinking the red pill has anything to do with women
>>>/whateverthelinktothatsubredditis/

me in the back

doing my job

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