Hey kid, let me touch your ears ;)

>hey kid, let me touch your ears ;)
Wat do?

he's like that Australian politician that kept pulling girls' pony-tails. Why does politics attract people with such atypical fetishes?

>touch my dick, seu viado.
I said that when I was 11 and the motherfucker grabbed my weewee

Isn't Modi fucking weirdo?

Is being an alpha with a vice grip weird?

You wouldn't understand, dirty nip

You can't go from selling tea at a dilapidated railway station to becoming the PM of a country of 1.3bn without intense autism.

>implying
Autism is way more likely to be a hindrance because politics requires so much social skills. Autism doesn't mean "anyone that's abnormal or has weird quirks".

Is he the one that turned white?

>when you eat too much Oreo you become the Oreo

Oh right, Canadians are so amazing at electing leader of state.

treating an election like Canada's next top model is far more autistic than electing a someone the lower classes can relate to (which India mainly consists of)

You're just jealous that Trudeau has more Sikhs in his cabinet than Modi.

Nah, we know your secret feeling against Britain.

touche

He is asserting his dominance.

>Death grip
I think he's probably autistic like the other asians

No

Grabbing too firm is hostile and tryhard

>Modi has removed kebabs

>Merkel has allowed kebabs to freely rape & stab germans

Your leader is weak, you are confusing an alpha as a try hard. Common misconception from beta cucks

>Wat do?
Offer my fluffy lobes.

>Canadians are so amazing at electing leader of state.

We don't have more then two choices. Most of the country doesn't understand how the voting system works and most young voters live in 'safe' spaces on campus away from the fucking white male patriarchy.

There is a lot to criticize about Canada, yea but I'm sure as hell glad i'm not Indian.

There's some kind of meaning to that, isn't there?

I bet he has a royal shitting street

The royal shitting boulevard

Maybe

Hey little girl, let me sniff you