You can fully annex one neighboring country

You can fully annex one neighboring country.
Choose wisely...

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France. :^)

Antarctica

Panamá. It has niggers, but also lots of money

I guess Canada because I really only got two options.

Russia

Australia is now Nunu Zilund

>be unitedkingdomian
>get MICKED

Canada. And under God Emperor Trump, we racially cleanse both of our countries.

France

Belize, of course.

uh don't kill me please

Sweden

Because the victory in a 3-hours long war should be an interesting expirience

Yes, from anglos. I hope USA will be 100% spanish and Canada - 100% french

France through Saint Pierre and Miquelon.

mexico

If you will annexed Mexico - mexicans will rule USA.

Same with Poland and Russia.

Mexicans and poles just a lot more strong than murricans and russian

Too late for you, my untermensch friend.

I'd annex the Atlantic ocean. Much better than the two worthless neighbors we currently have.

Russia

chuj ci w oko, kurwa amerykańska

also russian Alaska

I talked to some neo-nazis irl
it was kind of awkward t b h
they couldn't guess my race though so maybe that helped

Japan

just to make russian weaboos butthurt

Canada is OK, but Mexico will always be shit. I would annex Mexico and have them build a much smaller wall at Panama. No other country goes to Panama so it would be as easy as hiring someone to clean the crusted shit between my asscheeks with their tongue and calling me papi. If they were lucky, I would spit a warm steam of semen into their womb so their children could be part human and not some mongoloid injun aztec subhuman race and grow up to be full American. Not full blooded American because they would still be part mongoloid.

Anschluss the sinai and settle the palis there

Canada, immediately deport the Québécois

smart man

>an anglo wants to annex mexicans

top kek

it's 60 millions of mexicans in USA yet

your ancestors even already will speak Spanish

but you want to see it by your own eyes, as I see

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>60 millions
There are only 33 million Mexicans in the US

UK just for banter

>only

That's almost the population of Canada.

>That's almost the population of Canada.
California alone has the population of Canada

...in mexicans

pls delet this

Ukraine. 1. Great resources (coal, oil, #1 quality soil.
2. Size it's superb, and that's bullshit that size doesn't matter.
3. They insist to fuck it up as well as possible. It hurts to watch.
4. Small piece used to be ours not so long ago.

Turkey
Make Constantinople Christian again!

You speak English. Are you more powerful than Mexico because I'm having doubts.

wtf i hate austalia now!

why are you up so early anyway?

>wanting to make yourself even more attractive to the Russians

it's 2pm on wednesday here m8, prime shitposting time for us wagecucks

shouldn't you be in thursday?

The Bahamas tbqhafwymbia

>americans

Heey, aren't you supposed to give us a hand in case of Russian visit?

>American education

Yeah, but there's nothing stopping the Russians from taking most of Poland before we get there in force. Just ask the Germans, it's fun marching across Polish terrain

Why the fuck would you annex the lesser of the two oceans we can pick from, tard?

USA

>American Education

>America
>anglo

lol

I don't mind them marching all over the country, but now they say they dunno if they wanna.
>tfw we are fucked by default for 400y and counting. And there's no one to be blamed but us for this. And 95% of your folks think that we have anything to be proud because we did struggle a little before they fucked us up the ass over and over again.

Belgium, this fallacy of a country has been running for too long

I don't think anyone has an illusion about how inglorious Poland's occupation was for generations.

But no, nobody is ignoring the fact that you guys were always willing to bring up partisans and nationalist movements regardless of the circumstances, too.

I would annex greenland. Moar useless land!

Russia. It was founded by a Finn after all, therefore it is rightful Finnish clay.

You don't border greenland.

I mean, come on now, even the other people trying to jump over bodies of water are sticking to small seas or channels.

Poland, in order to restore prussia

Fiiine, I'll have Ukraine then.

Venezuela because oil.

**Or france.**

Mexico
>annexing a country that has nada except for lakes and polar bears
>rather than annexing a cunt with fertile land, carib beaches, and beautiful mountains
Shame about their tap water though.

>nada
CHI

No fair! Poland already claimed the ukraine

Canada has way more than Mexico.

Also Alaska can finally be a real neighbor if we get Canada.

That's sweet, but I don't agree. (At country vs. country level) If you've got fucked it's you to be blamed. And that's 100%, we had good base to be strong, we fucked this stuff up badly. We was real deal in 1600. We weren't at all less than 200y later.

France

Oh yeah. I'm stupid.
I'll just annex Russia than. 50 miles away and Americans will finally be considered Asian and European due to Kaliningrad.

>because oil
Venezuela has really shitty oil tho

It would make Poland to border us. Can I annex them?

>kaliningrad
That's königsberg u cunt

Well I'm not going to tell you how to think of your own history. I will say that everyone expects you guys to be of stiffer stuff in a nationalist sense because that's how it seems, historically.

My own country only got its glorious revolution because of French money, ships, and a few soldiers. I won't knock the ideals of the revolutionaries because of this, regardless of the practicalities.

I claimed poland sorry not sorry

Just let Poland annex Ukraine and then annex Poland. Counts as a border.

Poland just because of the eternal anal devastation from being occupied again.

You can call it whatever you want if you can take it back

Norway. We will be oil monopoly in Europe.

A-ha! Then I'll annex you, and will get Ukraine and Poland too.

Russia's border now look atrocious.

I want to border France.

>russian imperialism on the rise

Putin even offered it to our former chancellor schröder, but he declined

He said it was not worth it because of the spending it would require and because the population is just Russians.

fight fight fight

...

Alright here's Greater Russia, everyone.

Looks like some kind of hook in Europe. Should we just give them Czechia, too, to even things out? Seems reasonable.

Do it, also claiming Argentina just so we can become even bigger guys

Mexico

>that autistic corridor between Paraguay and U r gay

You're right, lemme fix it

norway for oil money

That's better.

Albabia and Fyromnia for now

Beautiful

Yes, the ethnic cleansing required would have been too much of a hassle

Just Anschluss my shit up senpai

There's someone that wants Bolivia?

Erm, okay.

That's true. Russians seem the one race that are extermination-proof.

some bolivians are really, really salty towards brazilians, also it makes the borders look beter to be honest

>Not taking Chile

Was gonna say Indonesia , but they're a mess. So New Zealand, but they're already a sub state any way

Social Democrats are a sin against man.
I would have moved there in a second, slavs and all.

I claimed Norway already.

Had nothing to do with socialism. Would have bankrupted Germany, plain and simple.

They were still merging East and West, remember.