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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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youtu.be/k56Qqxo-1Mk
aliexpress.com/item/New-Original-Laptop-battery-for-LENOVO-ThinkPad-E40-E50-E420-E520-SL410-SL510-T410-T510-T420/32633782552.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10000560_10000073_10000561_10000074_10000175_10000507_10000401_10000505_10000068_10000063_10099_10000156_10096_10000569_10000097_10000094_10000090_10000091_10000147_10000144_10084_10000150_10083_10080_10000153_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10000535_10114_10000534_10000089_10000086_10000083_10000135_10000080_10078_10079_10073_10000140_10070_10122_10123_10126_10124_10000546_10065_10068_10501_10000132_10000033_10503_10000030_10000126_10000026_10000129_10000023_10000123_432_10060_10062_10056_10055_10054_302_10059_10000120_10000020_10000117_10000013_10103_10102_10000016_10000114_10000111_10052_10053_10050_10107_10051_10106_10000621_10000384_10000101_10000100_10000579_10000104_10000045_10000578_10000108_10000612_10000613_10000390_10000042_10000592_10000039_10000587_10000036_10000389_10000187-10503_10501,searchweb201603_9,afswitch_1,ppcSwitch_1,single_sort_2_default&btsid=bc51e9ed-136e-45ac-b477-db588bfc8be5&algo_expid=09a1f119-229d-4139-9378-563f05ca2d98-1&algo_pvid=09a1f119-229d-4139-9378-563f05ca2d98
fasttech.com/products/3024/10014058/6016303-authentic-kangertech-subvod-c-1300mah-starter-kit
zhizhi.aliexpress.com/store/216897
aliexpress.com/item/Top-sell-Fashion-hair-accessories-Rubber-Hair-Band-2017-Black-Candy-Colored-Hair-Holders-Elasticity-Tie/1000003834002.html
aliexpress.com/item/Best-Price-New-Arrivlas-Convert-Nano-SIM-Card-to-Micro-Standard-Adapter-For-iPhone-5-Wholesal/32791652756.html
aliexpress.com/item/Women-Sunglasses-Lens-Clothes-Eyewear-Accessories-Cleaning-Cloth-Microfiber-Eyeglasses-Camera-Glasses-Duster-Wipes-Random-Color/32794391066.html
aliexpress.com/item/New-Pro-Aquarium-Fish-Tank-Oxygen-Pump-Fixed-Soft-Trachea-Thermometer-Sucker/32766684159.html
aliexpress.com/item/10-5x6cm-1-Sheet-Waterproof-Temporary-Tattoo-Body-Art-Black-Fake-Tattoo-Letter-Animal-Waterproof-Tattoos/32777428323.html
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youtube.com/watch?v=pv5ahQk8qeM
ebay.com/itm/252602005160
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Try changing the battery. It's the most common symptom of drained battery.

No, seriously, how the fuck do I get a free Zuk Z2?
Tell me.

What best dry mango?

How much do chink 16gb micro sd cards go for? I need it for an orange pi. Found a shark one for 7$ but I've noticed people saying that mixzas are overpriced now.

This. You can't just tell us that they're giving it away for free without telling us how to get them.

Raw pu-erh for best tea. I recommend anything made by the Xiaguan factory.

>buy Zuk Z2 from AliExpress
>pick the shittiest shipping
>pray it doesn't arrive within 60 days
>ask for refund
>pray it will still arrive in your mail

You will never get the Zucc!
youtu.be/k56Qqxo-1Mk

As with any chinkshit, you're tricking the seller into thinking they sent you a defective product. And apparently with Zuk is easier to do so, because they have bad quality control and sellers are used to see complaints.

Just go to an Asian/Filipino supermarket and buy Filipino dried sweet mango

If you see "X is technology",then X problably isn't technology.

what did he mean by this

>poor battery
>poor camera
>poor software
>poor build
I don't know why Zuk Z2 is shilled a lot here. RN3P is a better phone if you ask me!

I'm glad we finally got an edition without that cringy character.

Oukitel K6000 Pro or Ulefone Power? They're both so close specs wise on Kimovil.com I don't know which to pick.

Anons here go for Oukitel K6000 Pro.

I'd like to own one but I live in the US

Yeah I was mostly attracted to the Ulefone for the wood grain edition anyway.

Help, I just got my Ruizu X02 meme mp3 player for my car, and I don't know how to upgrade the firmware to the AGPtek A02 Update 7 Firmware. Does anyone have a tutorial or video guide on how to do so? Google is giving me NOTHING. Thanks in advance!

>poor battery
8 hours SoT is poor battery?
Are you okay?

>poor camera
Better than the redmi note 4 which is going for a similar price

>poor software
In what regard?

>poor build
Is it so difficult to put a case on your phone and not drop it?

It's AGPtek A02 Update Firmware V1.7

Are there any good chink video cameras to accompany glorious BM-800, anons?

Eken H9

Thoughts on T420 battery?

aliexpress.com/item/New-Original-Laptop-battery-for-LENOVO-ThinkPad-E40-E50-E420-E520-SL410-SL510-T410-T510-T420/32633782552.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10000560_10000073_10000561_10000074_10000175_10000507_10000401_10000505_10000068_10000063_10099_10000156_10096_10000569_10000097_10000094_10000090_10000091_10000147_10000144_10084_10000150_10083_10080_10000153_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10000535_10114_10000534_10000089_10000086_10000083_10000135_10000080_10078_10079_10073_10000140_10070_10122_10123_10126_10124_10000546_10065_10068_10501_10000132_10000033_10503_10000030_10000126_10000026_10000129_10000023_10000123_432_10060_10062_10056_10055_10054_302_10059_10000120_10000020_10000117_10000013_10103_10102_10000016_10000114_10000111_10052_10053_10050_10107_10051_10106_10000621_10000384_10000101_10000100_10000579_10000104_10000045_10000578_10000108_10000612_10000613_10000390_10000042_10000592_10000039_10000587_10000036_10000389_10000187-10503_10501,searchweb201603_9,afswitch_1,ppcSwitch_1,single_sort_2_default&btsid=bc51e9ed-136e-45ac-b477-db588bfc8be5&algo_expid=09a1f119-229d-4139-9378-563f05ca2d98-1&algo_pvid=09a1f119-229d-4139-9378-563f05ca2d98

That link looks like it'll last longer than the battery

Opinions on the Fonge S500?

Yup, I already have the firmware. But, I need a tutorial on how to update my player with it. Any idea?

You bet your fucking ass I'm pissed off.

>living in a former prison colony

The Chinese government subsidises export shipping so they can outbid the west on cheap goods. Anyone else fighting back?

They're the same price as sandisk now.

Google it. It's in a forum somewhere.

>Scamsung ruining it for everyone

>product can't be shipped to the selected country
Fuck my life

Which chink vape is the best one for less than 20 dollars? It would also be my first vape.

>320 shipping for $15 power bank
FUCK FUCK FUCK

Chill out, ofc they're fucked for a while.

I guess it's okay, i bought one for $10 more also from AliExpress like five months ago.

It was a fake but still delivers fine, pic related around 7h of chinese cartoons with an upgraded 45W TDP quad core processor but it gets stuck on 6% for a long time.

where do you find all the cheap shit?

extract the firmware rar, there's a flashing tool inside; rest is self explanatory

Would recommend a better startingkit but I the Subvod-C is good for beginners:

fasttech.com/products/3024/10014058/6016303-authentic-kangertech-subvod-c-1300mah-starter-kit

There are like 5 different colors, chose the one your like in the model window.

Buy btw all your chink vape stuff from fasttech. All other chink stores for this is garbage.

I need one for camping in 2 months.

Fuck my life

Would this ship?

message the seller, don't post on Sup Forums if you're so pressed

>Waiting on verification to go through
reeeeeee

Link us

>Taobao

Autism cubes from this store just arrived
zhizhi.aliexpress.com/store/216897
Quality is decent
The rotating thing on the white one is a bit flimsy
The little gears don't give feedback (free to rotate) oh well
The 5 buttons are 2 clicky, 2 tactile and the middle one is on/off
A coworker has another one he got from gearbest and it's sligthly bigger in size. This ones are 3x3x3 cm

Any advice on how to choose a good one or is it just pot luck?

Fuck Canadapost for losing or stealing my chink shit.

I think it's just luck, even then if it's a fake like mine was then open a dispute for counterfeit goods and get a refund. This one turned out to be a damn good fake battery and free.

Also there's some things that for some reason EVERY fake T420 battery has, one is the "Li-Ion 00" has a different font to the original ones and the second one is below the "CAUTION" where it says "Use of another battery..." the fakes will say "Use of enother battery...".

So because they claim its an original I can chink them out of the money?

Isn't that a little risky?

It worked for me.

I submitted plenty of proof though, all the serial numbers, battery capacity and brands didn't match with what the Lenovo Power Manager showed up and the listing was supposedly a "100% original genuine battery".

My guess is that the cells were new but they flashed a generic firmware since it's a "smart battery" in a generic mislabeled case. That ain't genuine for me.

I just went on aliexpress, opened each category, and sorted by price with free shipping
aliexpress.com/item/Top-sell-Fashion-hair-accessories-Rubber-Hair-Band-2017-Black-Candy-Colored-Hair-Holders-Elasticity-Tie/1000003834002.html

aliexpress.com/item/Best-Price-New-Arrivlas-Convert-Nano-SIM-Card-to-Micro-Standard-Adapter-For-iPhone-5-Wholesal/32791652756.html

aliexpress.com/item/Women-Sunglasses-Lens-Clothes-Eyewear-Accessories-Cleaning-Cloth-Microfiber-Eyeglasses-Camera-Glasses-Duster-Wipes-Random-Color/32794391066.html

aliexpress.com/item/New-Pro-Aquarium-Fish-Tank-Oxygen-Pump-Fixed-Soft-Trachea-Thermometer-Sucker/32766684159.html

aliexpress.com/item/10-5x6cm-1-Sheet-Waterproof-Temporary-Tattoo-Body-Art-Black-Fake-Tattoo-Letter-Animal-Waterproof-Tattoos/32777428323.html

aliexpress.com/item/6mm-Width-sewing-art-braided-hair-ribbon-bow-ribbon-wedding-ribbon-DIY-1-yard-pcs/32727042482.html

aliexpress.com/item/Top-Nail-108-Design-Gold-Foil-Flowers-Stickers-For-Nails-Metal-Bronzing-Decals-3D-Nail-Art/32604146401.html

aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-Christmas-Decorative-tableware-Knife-Fork-Set-Christmas-Hat-Storage-Tool-Hot-Sale-Free-Shipping/32764732079.html

aliexpress.com/item/1Pcs-1W-3W-LED-Spotlight-Bulb-Beads-10W-20W-30W-50W-100W-High-Power-integrated-LEDs/32665660105.html

Then buy from a local shop/national website instead...
Chink shit sucks for when you need your shit fast or by a certain time.

Ordered SK68 for three (3) euro bucks from DX. Might report in in a month or so when it comes

Local is either the cheapest chink trash with a large markup or just ridiculously expensive.

You don't say.

Try I got a few

Just got back from Thailand. Saw a lot of Nomos and other random shit.

Generally were selling for 200bht ($8 Austalian).

Is there a clone or ripoff of these things? I remember some on AliExpress for $15 or so but there's only a $32 one now.

I'd like to install a mic to my superlux headphones while keeping only a single cable.

>ripoff
knockoff*

Also there was a sign regarding powerbanks at the airport. It was in thai shit language so i couldn't read it but it mentioned a fine.

I told them I had a powerbank in my backpack and they didn't care.

What the fuck is their problem? Had to go through fucking 4 security checks in total to get on the plane. Fuck the thai's and fuck their king.

How was I being a dick when the chink is saying there shipping provided cannot send it? I read till the please canceled quickly did so with reason shipping refused. Then it got denied an I re-read chink message saying to other as a reason to get quicker refund
how am I the asshole? When the refused chink refused cancellation? Should I dispute?

you're an asshole and nobody understands you're ramblings, go find a forum in your own language

got new mouse

I don't know exactly the thing here, but sellers prefer you to be the one "defaulting" when cancelling orders. I think there's a penalty to them if it's their fault.

When this happens, I just put the reason I changed my mind and get the refund.

>They reject it,but ship under Russian post,but my tracking number is my Ali number,and I got 5 days of protection.
Ask seller for extension. If he doesn't file a dispute.

If 60 days has passed and your order hasn't arrive yet, file a dispute.

Thoughts on the Chuwi HI13?

>djustable system

Got 2 of these things to have my socks and underwear in. Quality is shit but as long as you are careful it's no problem.

Got this book stand in the mail today. Took less than 2 weeks to AU for some reason. Good for any uni students as it lets you lift your textbook so your neck doesn't get fucked up. Light and portable too.
aliexpress.com/item/Portable-Folding-Tablet-Tablature-Bookend-Book-Stand-Reading-Holder-Book-Holder/32531688775.html

That looks fucking retarded user. In other news, I got my new strap today.

Which chink phones work in the us on tmobile?

I have an s7 edge but want to get a cheap backup in case this breaks or whatever.

New to chink phones so idk whats good, 250$ max budget

What to get??

Can you guys recommend lighters with cool design (the best would be socrealist), sadly the mao one is sold out or others do not ship to Poland.

chink mouse confirmed

Redmi Note 3 pro if microSD slot is a must or Zuk Z2 if it's not.

not a burger so dunno about your retarded special snowflake meme bands but some burgers use the same phones so maybe it'll work, check on willmyphonework.net

Are there any dirt cheap Windows TV boxes I could pretty much exclusively for emulators?

> use a tablet

I want the USB ports

I'd wait for Techtablets' review, specs look nice though. Chuwi Hi12 is one of the best chink 2-in-1 tablets so I have high hopes for the Hi13.

You can get android TV boxes from $20 up. Might also want to look at running Retropie on Raspberry Pi or Orange Pi

Can I wipe both partitions of a dual boot chink tablet for resale without fucking it all up? Sick of my X98 Plus II because the wifi's such total shit.

did you take that picture or is it from the ad?

Does anyone know of where I could get something like the original gameboy screen to use with a microcontroller?

No clue but I bought one for $10 a while ago. It says its not available for purchase anymore. Will review once it arrives.

Is it just me or is there some one who really hate the Zuk Z2 because of all the shills on this thread? It made me order a Redmi Note 3 Pro 2 GB edition because of my hate of Zuk Z2.

>2 GB edition

So which cheap chink phone is the king right now? Still Redmi note 4 ? Its been 6 months

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What's up with squishy toys?

If this question is so much asked, just put that shit in the first post.

No, these threads are just 90% autists arguing about that and calling each other shills.

we also argue about IEMS as well
we used to argue about Mics but that seems to be in the past now.

At least arguing about products is better than arguing about what to name the general and who get to make the thread and shitpost in the discord

Bought one of these for $8 because I thought I'd liven my room up a bit, although I've heard that these cheap multicolor bulbs can be dim so I hope it's bright enough

link?

How many watts do they claim it has?

Hi everyone, awful reviews guy here.

Got my 8Bitdo FC30 Pro controller this week and made a video about it. I Actually wrote NOTES for this one, as you can see ive increase the production value enormously.

youtube.com/watch?v=pv5ahQk8qeM

Enjoy!

ebay.com/itm/252602005160

10W, I think it'll be okay. My room's kinda small too, so it's more for ambiance than actual lighting I guess

now just need proper lighting and a backdrop thats not your messy desk

Any recommendation for a tiny chink keyboard?

I want to shitpost on the go, and I need something comfy, with a decent layout, and most importantly proper switches. Membranes are fine, but it must be good membranes.

On that topic, I'm debating whether to use a chink phone like a RN3P, or DIY a RPi laptop because I'd appreciate an actual computer with an actual OS too. Any suggestion for that?

I like the look of that , whats your take on this ?

still too dark. Also get a cool white led light / light bulb for lighting.

Check out some rapoo, elephante, Anne Pro, Tada68/"Saber", Redragon, MagicForce, Aula, Maxin and probably Xiaomi.

I could say more brands but I'd let some other user help me. I forgot some reputable ones as well.