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desi: indo-pak poetry slam edition

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good trips

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>be desi
>be racially predisposed to not having a gf

KEK
get social

Again Dedshi ?

dw lads, had a word with modi, he's going to help us all out

GUYS WAKE UP

/desi/ is dead Nomaan, just forget about it.

>mfw I look like Sahir

>Tfw the skype chat killed it.

the skype chat was just meant to be a complement to desi, it wasnt meant to replace it ffs

Wait, el skypANO chat is active?

yes

I'm here.

Who made the Skype chat?

Gayjew, Apoora, Cuckush or some other faggot

i made it
gujjew, ankush, some indian guy, some random canadian (not asura) and random americna desi guy, also that aussie desi guy.

pathan used to be in it but he left, asura and mundu were in it but on temporary accounts so they arent in it anymore.

Fucking cuckold.

you can join if u want :3

Behead all those who use skype

How powerful will India be when it re-annexes Pakistan and Bangladesh and takes control of their economy, military and nukes, curry bros?

>using bloatware + spyware

LITERALLY KYS

>/desi/

How many posts before Pakistani shitposter nukes the thread?

yeah i personally wish it was less widely used

Dead weight

Why?

the only benefit would be china would be relatively weaker at constraining india without p*kistan

I am the only guy here, you retard.

The pathan fucked off to his cave
The steroid guy overdosed.
Pakime got cancer and died.

>tfw kashmir will never be free from indian oppression

Hold me bros

>Dead weight

El IndiANO

el pakistANO

el British IndiANO

PAKISTAN WILL HOIST IT'S FLAG ON EVERY INDIAN WOMEN

Bangladesh could possibly be cool

but there is just too much history with Pakistan we are never ever going to along and let bygones be bygones. We'd kill ourselves from the inside

Independent, demilitarized, free Kashmir is best Kashmir

Pakistan purges India from the inside.

TRULY GLORIOUS

I WANNA

People said the same about europe desu.

>Independent

>tfw I see non-muslim indians here supporting sadiq khan

Disgusting

Indians and Pakis should be mortal enemies

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You know, I have a real fascination with UK grime, roll safe is my favourite

>Mountbatten

Truly a great handsome man.

>BE INDIAN
>GET THE ETERNAL KHAN'D

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Nehru got cucked by Jinnah.

Jinnah is the ultimate bull

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God bless Nauman

>NOMAN

WOWZAH

It would just become a landlocked country that would have to suck off India, China, or Pakistan to get anything done. Same with Khalistan.

>be English
>All your children have left you to become stronger than you
>The only person who still cares is Canada

Paki fantasies are funny

>Indians and Pakis should be mortal enemies
t. Mr. Goldstein

>Jinnah is the ultimate bull
There's something about this that just made me laugh for some reason.

I don't know if this is satire or humor that I don't understand desu

KERALA PART OF CHINA WHEN?

What are you praying for?

>When the big test is next week but you're procrastinating and essentially ruining your life

Based

Now pray for Nigel Farage

Your life is already destined for ruin. You only worry about tests because you have yet to realise it.

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/desi/ was a mistake.

Think about it, has struggling ever gotten you something you wouldn't have otherwise?
Intelligent people read a lot as children, and were encouraged by their parents.
Social people had many friends as children, and knew they couldn't be hurt by others.
Athletic people started an an early age too, maybe their parent played sports.
Everything you have is simply a result of your circumstances.
If you stopped struggling for it, would you really be that much worse off?

Nice one Brum

im brum ankush
the other guy () replying to me is someone else

Well you could just be same fagging for all I know.

I'm procrastinating too but I don't think I'm ruining my life or anything.
Can I wear a mask and join it? I hate my face.

Who's to blame for the partition of India?

English white devil, or American white devil?

El IndiANO

It's mostly just a chat anyways. No one actually uses their camera even when they call.

You

WELCOME TO MY HOUSE

Yeah bros, join the skype chat. Its pretty comfy and we have lots of fun. We mainly use text chat.

JUST don't be a cuck and make a temporary account becausr it will get automatically thrown out of the group after a while.

Memples is new meme.

Okay

Where is asura

Noman fuck off

Here a goat for you

The Asura are the true Gods!
Devas are just cheaters!

I don't want your wife, I want you to get out

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Sex bomb NO-MAN

That's some nice food

Who is that handsome young Iranian male?

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>be bengali
>be master race
>tfw

>bengali
>master race
haha

Dumping some meme

>those guys
>indian
You're disqualified from posting in /desi/.

Those guys are el PakistANOs

>Malassysia
Future colony of Bangladesh

That entire this was hilarious. He did a reddit AMA at one point and was interviewed by many news channels. He's also maxed out his facebook friends list.

>mfw Bangladesh will renamed to Banglastan.

delet this

>mfw Trump will nuke Pakistan once elected

>English white devil
join.skype.com/Jlmeaemlhxps
^ skype chat

Indians on /Facebook /

>mfw TRUMP GOT KHAN'D

LMOA

>fb

Looks like instagram?

Video?

Asking for an Indian friend

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>P*njabis

/desi/ was a mistake

>s*indhi

Ankush bhaiya, lora doh nah haha :^)

Why does Baloch show up in so many European people's DNA tests?

>Pakistan was a mistake - Nehru
>NEHRU

>East Pakistan was a Mistake - Ayub