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Sam Cuckly edition

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Get the FUCK out of my swamp..

*waifuposts*

first for FOOKIN LEGEND guy

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can you adopt a name or something so i can filter you?

sophie

who /wearing womens jeans/ here?

How long does it take to do a 5000 word project lads

FUCK OFF

I usually crack out 750 words every 2 hours

bout 5000 words lad

Grow up.
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depends if you know your stuff or not
you could type it up in a day, but if you need to research it could take a few

THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU GOT ON YOUR SHOULDERS

too bad I'll have to DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

If you can type at 50 words per minute, that would be one hour and forty minutes.

Tragic, lad.

I feel bad for the youth of today, most will never know what it's like to go to a pub, or abar and not have a smart phone shoved in their fucking face every minute, so some cunt can share the moment on Instragram.

Or have an embarrassing moment recorded and slapped on YouTube for the whole world to laugh at when in times gone by it would have only existed in the memory of a few people to reminisce about in their latter years.

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on tablets now for it.

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>59183418
alri poleashit

FOY

nah

>Girl sends me snapchats about random shit I don't give a shit about
>Ignore
>Girl sends me snapchat that is slightly racy, maybe a bit of skin on show
>Reply
>She ignores
>Realise all women are attention whores
>Proceed to ignore her from then on, no matter what she sends
>She can't stand me ignoring her need for attention

Literally hate 21st century women

make me

wen u go gym bare but still ent checkin no tings

>or abar
Is that in Morocco?

i was curious. answer my question snow nigger

I know that feel still senpai

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WHOOOOOOOOOOO CAN SAYYYYYYYYYYY WHERE THE ROAD GOOOOOOOOOOES

what are your experiences with women from other centuries

i'd pork her pie if i'm gonna be honest with you my froggy friend

high test

back from my job interview
autism didn't show through too much
pray for me lads, sick of being a wasteman now

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Very good. I can only assume you're an Aussie here in the UK with such incredible "bantz".

Well your mum was decent from the 18th-20th century

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Fucking boomers haha

NAH

speak yer mind nowadays and get called a racist unbe-bloody-lievable

All the best m8

just offed myself

>To dislike something it has to be relative to something else

is this a meme?

>hurr durr 2016 is going to be the year of the gf guys i swear, i feel it in my bones this time
>5 and a half months later, close to 0 progress

>the "aussies out" autist is still going
It was kind of remotely funny before and the free (You)'s were nice but now it's just pathetic

its only been 4 months moron.

It's the autistic poster who also has the two alter egos of poleashit and 190kg

>tfw no Israeli gf

O
U
T

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>tfw no aussie flag so missing out on the all free (you)s

how easy would it be for you aussies to find a koala

So when is a civil war going to happen? Your country is too fucked up to be considered an "Anglo" nation.
youtube.com/watch?v=AVGPEaorSuA

Good lad. I'll say a prayer to St. Antony. I think he finds things. Find you a job.

>tfw pretty involved at this point with some girl but she lives in another country

Pissed off that I let this happen again 2bh

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FOY
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF

IN IN IN

>aussies are so arrogant and self-absorbed they think they're actually wanted here

Kek. Just cos some of the pakis on /brit/ claim to like you, don't think this general would be a lesser place if you abo fuckwits topped yourself.

take off

>this post was literally written by a fat smelly american weeb from his 60% white country, the majority of which are krauts, who classes USA as an anglo nation

Very important poll, lads.

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>tfw i was one of those

feels so fucking good to make it to the top

good posts

aaahahahahahahahah
chill OUT
poleashit xx

get out, maplenigger

ANSWER THIS QUESTION

I'm no paki cunt and I love our lads. This spamming is annoying as fuck however.

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never seen one out of a zoo

stop fucking posting this
they are both very good lads
and both accepted non-JF status in /brit/

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there are some workies with loud machinery outside

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SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT

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Don't like these foreigners. The odd 2/3 regulars are OK but this recent influx is making /brit/ lose its authenticity

>had 1.5 hour exam in the morning
>exam starts
>suddenly need a shit about 15 minutes in
>hold it in for the remainder of the exam
>eventually finish the exam
>rush to the toilet
>release
>it was just a fart

I probably failed that exam because I couldn't concentrate.

Very un-british to favour the Irish over loyal sons of the empire tbqh

never seen an aussie outside of the zoo haha

>don't know if I'm welcome or not

help lads i've got a 400 word essay that needs to be completed by monday and I haven't even started
stressin x

>abdul trying to switch it around
hating australia is about the most rasheed you can get desu, they're the same as us
(if you're white)

t. Rasheed O'Mohammed

>wake up
>sudden backlash against aussies on /brit/

What happened?

why is bernard even in the race still? he's going to losee to shillary

You are Irish. The shit ones.

If you didn't want a general flooded with outsiders, shouldn't have named it after Britain.

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should've let it rip during the exam m8, might've killed some of the competition too

just the autist poster who has the two alter egos of poleashit and 190kg going a bit insane

GET THE FUCK OUT

>they're the same as us
>aussies
>the same as us
>this is what pakis think

I don't eat enough to poo once a day is this bad

Poleashit on aborted narrative watch

driving my car to work for the first time today

wish me luck lads x

Keep up the good work

haha

Fuck off, criminal.