/asean/

>be me
>go to the local mall
>security guard checks my bag if I have weed
>why would a girl bring weed to the mall
>she says I was wearing a Roxas baller
>fak.jpg

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index#Asia
youtube.com/watch?v=_BeFB4SHoi0
youtube.com/watch?v=pkeGIGYR0Tk
pinoytrendingnews.net/dagdag-bawas-3-0-2-professors-from-different-schools-believes-marcos-is-a-victim-of-election-cheating/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_inventions_and_discoveries
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

If Duterte kills criminals, then they win

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Inb4 to provincefag shitposting starts again

nonfree javascript anyone?

Why does everyone hate communism/socialism? It provides a fast means of industrialisation and ensures the population is employed.

Look at the USSR and China. Come and tell me they weren't the powers to rival the US.

Also, remember the alternatives: Useless corrupt republic, and the Islamic State

If you don't reply to my post, I win

Pertamax

Vitenam was a mistake. Pls nuke Vietcongs, amurika!

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Leni leading the polls is part of Duterte's """master plan"""

shut up, they the friends

>bulan depan udah bulan puasa

s say sorry to my dad!

/asean/ mengucapkan selamat menunaikan ibadah puasa.

This is a Filipino hacker.

wew janny is not a bitch anymore now
he doesnt delet this thread although the last thread has not reached the bump limit

Tila marami ang di nakakaunawa
sa kapangyarihang taglay ng salita
sa sikad dala nito
na kayang humubog ng buhay ng tao

This will be fine land

Kaygandang meme kaibigan, maaari ko ba itong iimbak sa aking baul?

>tfw my school made a contract with fucking Thais OF ALL COUNTRY for an exchange student program
>tfw I'll never see a qt nipponjin exchange student just like in my animays

If you reply to me, I win.

Muslims supproking commies. It allmakes sense now!
Commies in nippon. Gross and racist!

Kangen Gus Dur, bulan Ramadan libur

>59185737

Hello! Post halal food!

Nice shit school.

Moar rike sillypenis amirite?

Because they are dreaming that one day they can be like USA, while still sucking Mr Wong's capitalist dick for minimum wage.

Got pussy from beats I did for niggas more famous
When did I become A list? I wasn't even on a list

Where do I stream local news without paying for jew netflix-like services.

Is Anime a drug?

I fucking hope so so Dutdut can shoot all you weeb faggots ruining the country.

nuke Singapore

>manlet brown small dicked chink looking slit eyed people: the thread

that's not how this works, chutiya

>Muslim
Anime is halal! Arslan Senki.

Worms are capable of being cultured.
Singapore is incapable of having culture.

Worms > Singapore

*blows haze on ur peninsula*

>That butthurt
Post HDI, user.

Anime

t. flipflop diaspora

>Singapore

Aren't you already a predominant Islamic country?

Suck it, el IndiANO

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>Roxas baller
wuttz dat?

>not wanting to bang your new ladyboy classmates

Dutdut approves pic related. Nice proxy though.

>yfw BBM will win

not indian, just have bantz'd with pakis many a time while overseas

Taking Rasheed's cock is not banter.

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>implying there'd be anything to take

>Dudirty becomes President
>gets impeached in 1-2 years
>Leni takes over for the final 4 years
>runs against Manny Pacquiao
>Manny wins

JUST

GO COMMIE GO GO
COMMIE B. GOODE

Yes. Post your halal food, user.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index#Asia
#SG51 best HDI truly asia, best culture.

>2007 is almost 10 years ago
;_;
youtube.com/watch?v=_BeFB4SHoi0

How long until he gets removed?

why does yurop hate nazi german so much but they forget that in colonial era almost all yurop countries were as ruthless as nazi?

I heard if you proclaim your love for commies RIGHT NOW ITT, your waifu will come sleep with you tonight.

What's wrong with Avanza m8? Best car in the market, avanza masterrace

Brit-chan~

White privilege

Why are the northerners GOAT?

I don't remember anything significant happening to me in 2007 other than I finally got a PS2.

youtube.com/watch?v=pkeGIGYR0Tk

Because of the Jews.
And that the Nazis lost.

If Nationalist Socialist Germany won, then they would be seen as the greatest European power that ever existed.

>Conquered Europe in a mere two or three years
>Would have fixed their own mistake (communism)
>Only superpower that could rival the US

If Yuropeans have a chance to beat up krauts, they will take that chance lmao

Seriously though, they didn't like Germans because of balance of power in Yurop. Germans have been a problem since they united, just look at the Franco-Kraut war or the British-Kraut naval arms race

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dukung Donald Trump

Isn't PS2 at the brink of extinction in 2007? I got it since 2004

>pinoytrendingnews.net/dagdag-bawas-3-0-2-professors-from-different-schools-believes-marcos-is-a-victim-of-election-cheating/

Apparently being a professor automatically makes your opinion valid.

How come Filipinos scream that they've been cheated when their bets don't win?

>Germans have been a problem since they united
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_inventions_and_discoveries

I'd say they were an even bigger mess when they were scattered. Even then, the Germans are and have always been the most important Europeans in history.

>not always being one gen behind
Are you even from SEA?

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Because Filipinos are retarded. Only answer.

Not in singapoor mustard rice.

they're the master race imo. they fucked with the world twice.

PS2 console Yahudi

>expecting commies to have a brain

kek

Because Flips are fucking retarded.

>A famous person said it so it must be true!
>Facebook post says "just because he's famous doesn't mean its true!"
>omg I've been redpilled!

So you unironically think a literally who can beat or even compete against a fucking Marcos? Kill yourself

>Lose every war
Kek krauts

Yang ori, PS2 cetak rompak hancurkan mereka.

Kid, if you don't know how to use the internet at your disposal, stick to video games, okay?

I just got circumsised in 2004, loads of $$$ user

>Just twice
Read moar, kid.

>Nazis
>could ever hold Yurop
They were fucked from the very beginning to be honest. They weren't even close to matching the US, US industry alone prevented their invasion of Britain and crushed them. Krauts relied on conquering shit as fast as they can, nobody expected another big ass war, so it was pretty easy for everyone to be caught off guard.

Also,
>invading the Russians.

Yes, that is the problem with the Germans, they were inventing shit and outdoing everyone. The old superpowers like France and Britain saw this rising supowerpower as a threat that needs to be crushed.

Stay in school, young oligarch.

L-lewd!

Are you a brown girl?

>Took every nation in the world and several years to defeat them

>tfw I only asked for some shitty digimons when I had it in 2001
I wish I had known better, being the eldest child sucks.

>>Took every nation in the world and several years to defeat them
That's Mongolia.

still doesn't change that they made everyone shit the bed. if austro-hungary wasn't so fucking incompetent, germany might have won WWI.

tfw 2 months left of dank matuweed

dang right, loads of monies just because i cut my dick

If muh Prussian pride had taken Yuros in WWI, the amurikans would have joined in and rekt them anyway.

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Go read more history.

Mongol invasion was stopped dead in their tracks when they reached non-Russian Eastern Europe.
Mongol Empire literally collapsed when Genghis died.

Meanwhile, Third Reich had pockets of resistance here and there and multiple enemies on all directions but still took all the powers of the world two years to completely fuck the Germans up.

cold war gave everyone explosive diarrehea to be honest, German threat was comparable to a fart

>not being atleast 2 Gens behind

My laptop can handle most 7th Gen games and i have a PSP (which can be assumed as a 6th Gen handheld)

>tfw playing Project Diva with the translation patch on my PSPGo while waiting for my Mod Manager to finish downloading mods for Fallout: New Vegas on my PC

Step it up, senpai.

>Flips
>not sub humans