Why are Europeans at home posting on Sup Forums instead of going to the beach to see topless women?

Why are Europeans at home posting on Sup Forums instead of going to the beach to see topless women?

ew 3d girls

im fat and ugly

because the topless women here are usually 60+ not like brazil

Going to the beach and seeing those qts in bikini is suffering

lmao fatty

because 80% of tits doesn't look as shapely and delicious as those on the internet

thats wtf, yours dont even have a beach

Lord jesus, no wonder white men are going to asian in droves.

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THIS

Why? I thought all Swedes were ridiculously good looking?

what is this "beach" you are talking about?

salty water and coins

First, I don't live next to the Mediterranean so I don't get to see euroteens doing topless. Second, unironcally but literally I have to go back to work in 30 minutes. Third, the weather sucks.

>NRW
>beach

JUST

because, if you've seen it all your life since you are a kid, you don't feel the urge to perv in the beach

Why do Americans here constantly address the Europeans like their underlings or children?

It should be the other way round

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Excuses

because we are. we would have been dead or been speaking russian if it wasn't for them

I stay at home because I don't want to get raped by fugees.

Sand is disgusting. It is a curse from God.

I am a Greek
This woman is ugly and degenerate.

This.

Yes, but those were the American grand/fathers that Americans here disparage and insult by claiming Hitler should've decimated them.

You don't have any obligations towards OP or the others here with an inflated sense of self-worth.

I've personally seen topless women on your beaches in barcelona and madrid.

>a fat swede

I thought you were all tall blondes

>or been speaking russian
Soon Norge, soon.

Jesus Christ please tell me you aren't being serious.

her arms are manly

Because not all europeans live at the Mediterranean.

>I've personally seen topless women on your beaches in barcelona and madrid.
>on your beaches in barcelona and madrid
>beaches in barcelona and madrid
>beaches
>madrid

Anyway, I live next to the Atlantic ocean so there is where I go and although some women do topless it's not like in the Mediterranean where is full of northern euros.

all of germany comes here reeeeeee stop digging holes i don't want to break my legs

When you're on holiday it's odd but topless women don't do shit to your dick. You get used to seeing it and it's fuckin' natural.

Because nudity is something totally natural and not something exotic. Atleast here in Sweden.

You can't bring an American bro with you to sauna, they always get boners since they're so unused to seeing naked girls and men in the same room

American visiting... oilrigs? detected.

There is something wrong with you Swedes.

"Come play volleyball with me user."

No there isn't. Nudity is perfectly natural and inconsequential, if you're not too critical of your own body-image.

Most people like me have a horrid personal view of their body, and could never bear being naked around others.

But aesthetic hot men and women? Would make for a wonderful sauna session.

If you start with that shit again boy I'm not taking you out for ice cream.

Nudity is strange and disgusting. I do not get why people like it. This includes for attractive people.

something wrong with you, ivan))

gross

I am not kidding here, but eating Ice cream in public would raise warnings of homosexuality in Sudan, especially cones.

That's primarly because our generation has been programmed to approach each other's evaluation [sexually]. Sitting beside your naked female friends would be quite normal in a Sauna, because you consider them people, not a pair of tits and a snatch.

>That's primarly because our generation has been programmed to approach each other's evaluation [sexually].
You are implying that sexual evaluation only began in the last 30 years?

>imblying you'll ever get through Finland
Come get some, Ivan. :D

>what are lakes

Just waiting for you to get cucked by the EU. Then you will beg for liberation.

These

>teens
>topless
Only when lying on the back and sunbathing. Afraid of old men staring etc.

russians are disgusting

With the mass availability of pornography and television, yes.

If you're referring to sexualization in antiquity and literature, that's a bit different.

what about schwimbads?

Hohol?

I've seen you lads in Greece. You strip off cept the big cringe gold chains and the faux Gucci sunglasses. Male and female.
I'd be the first to criticise Sweden but you're hilarious abroad and this is from a Brit, the shittiest tourists there are.
You can always spot Russians.
You wear your wealth and it's funny.

Lmao, m8. You sound exactly like the commies back when you got BTFO'd the last time.

>they'll beg us to take their country over, for sure :D

>Nudity is perfectly natural like the animal*

Nice doge.

Because we're taught to glorify everything European and have an inferiority complex towards Europeans. They've always been better and it's part of the reason we had so much leverage to be great.

I have been to Alicante for years and there were always a good amount of northern european girls doing topless.

>Sup Forums
>going to beach

But user its so hot, why don't you take your shirt off?

There's a reason you possess a highly developed forebrain, because you can rationalize and appreciate nudity logically.

That's why Renaissance sculptors and painters idolized the male/female aesthetic. You're selling yourself short if you consider yourself commanded entirely by primal sexual urges.

It is because we have brains that we can conclude that people should have some decency.

goddamnit, now my dick is hard and I have to jack off. thanks a lot guys

It's not allowed to run around topless in public pools though

So we can only compose ourselves in nudist settings because of our morality, or religious dictation, or basic rationality?

We didn't raise a son to talk like that. We do the self deprecating around here. USA USA USA come on..

because boobs don't trigger my dick, I need more

what's more you have to be careful when looking at them tits, it's hot on the beach and my skin burns easily, nothing cold to drink.
I don't go to the beach very often... yet it's only 15min from home...

It's for thing like this that everyone thinks yuros are gay.

He is a Swede, he is gay.

Because being turned on by tits is basically a proof of faggotry.

POST MORE TOPLESS CHICKS YOU PACK OF KEKS!

Retake Slovenia!

>beaches in barcelona and madrid.
>madrid
Don't you mean Valencia?

sorry ma8 I think your gay

Saona in Finland tits and dicks are out. Nobody is concerned. Just the fucking heat and who can stand it. Or like me, who can't

If America is the prodigal son of the Empire, and we're the horrifying black sheep locked in a shed, what does that make Pakistan, India, and Australia?

America piggu go hommu

I'm only bantering lad. Provoking an angry response.

I never see topless grills when I'm at the beach :(

Sorry if that sounded a bit aggressive, I was just trying to have a bit of a laugh and get some fresh insight from a proper brit :)

No worries.

Thanks bruv, have a wonderful afternoon, I certainly am after my internet (another British invention, Tim Berners-Lee) kicked in.

And if you ever need forces to reclaim and cleanse the empire of shitslamists, we're ready to heed the call.

faggits

That mating call won't work on us, were not Amsterdamer 20 buck prostitutes

beach sex is one of my fantasies 2bh

What a very aesthetic vagina, granted the mons pubis is a bit depressed from leg abduction.

But the labia are the appropriate size and there's a slight gaping which enhances the beauty.

8.5/10 Would take a second glance

The nearest nudist beach is full of homosexual men sucking dicks out in the bushes. No grills, I'm afraid.

>scotland
>beaches
best be joking, son

>SWEDEN
>YES

Because grown men dont go to the beach to stare at tits like a 12 year old.
We look them up online like any normal human

Went swimming at troon beach, came out with 17 fingers

Doesn't make up for the boobs though.

senpai, desu, that looks horrible.

I've learn't something very important from a wise Canadian here (some say his name was Lieutenant and that he disappeared after the appearance of /cum/)

If you're fixated on boobs -> you have too much maternal attachment -> Oedipus / beta
If you're fixated on vaginas -> you're prepared to be a father -> Alpha

Today I feel like a vagina man.

I don't understand the digging holes meme

good post!
>Today I feel like a vagina man.
kek'd

What about ass, legs?

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I only have nude beaches +camping near by. And I'm a shy immigrant. The actual northern or baltic see is far away from my place. so no topless women and girls after work.

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