There are people Sup Forums who can't swim

>there are people Sup Forums who can't swim

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>there are people on Sup Forums who can't drive

>there are people on Sup Forums who can't cook

wew

Hay personas aquí que no pueden hablar en español

>there are people on Sup Forums who can't pay debts

>there are people on Sup Forums who cant tie their shoes

> there are people on Sup Forums that have no foreskin

I thought everyone was dropped into the sea by their dad to learn how to swim???

>pool
No room, maintenance is ass
>Beaches
normies
>public pools
spics piss in them

More worryingly, there are people on Sup Forums who claim to be able to drive but they can only drive automatics.

I never learned how to swim.

My father was Scottish, he died in Chicago in a bar fight (no surprise there). After that I grew up in an orphanage until I was 11, then I joined a gang out west.

I hope you drown

I'm tired of this. I want presents.

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I've never needed to know how to
I'm learning

Marston?

t. Tyrone

Do you have pools and swimming lessons in your country's school?
In Japan, almost every school (elementary, middle, high) has a swimming pool
and during the summer, we have swimming lessons in PE

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Good idea in case of tsunamis!

t. DeKendrix

wtf are those names

Rivers and lakes?

>In Japan, almost every school (elementary, middle, high) has a swimming pool
and during the summer, we have swimming lessons in PE

Well I knew that, every single Slice of Life Anime has some school pool scene.

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>DeKendrix
>JaTavious
>Takeitha
>JaMarcus
>Litrelle
>Latevin
>LaDarius

Our uni is a swimming pool but there is no swimming class.

Guilty

>DeKendrix steps into deeper water, panics
>the other 3 Warner brothers and 3 Stewart brothers rush to help
>all of the die
>DeKendrix is then rescued by a passerby

Greatest troll of all time.

>there are people on Sup Forums who live with their parents

>there are people on Sup Forums who pay the housing jew for no reason

>tfw can't swim
>tfw almost drowned as a child so if I ever get into a swimming pool I just freeze up and lose all control of my body

I'VE COME FOR YOU BILL, I IMPLORE YOU THINK ABOUT THIS!

t. Mugabe Wagadulu, proud ny-Svensk

If English had female and male versions for every word, litre would be litrelle ":D"

>afro-american naming schemes

Funnily enough I'm actually 75% Finnish, can't speak a full sentence in Finnish though.

You have coward blood, proud mongols stayed and fought during the wars :D

>those names
I didn't realise the memes were real

Wait until you come across a name like La-a, pronounced Ladasha

M-my grandpa died in the war.

Never forget the 6 million

IMPLORE? YOU... IMPLORE ME??

ribs in heavens your grandpa

may he ride there with Tengri and Genghis

What the fuck? Are afromericans functionally retarded?

I think he means his grandpa was Jewish and therefore was cremated alive.

>La-a, pronounced Ladasha
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh, well.
:DDDD

I grew up on a beach so of course I can swim
The ocean is the best desu

Slavery was a mistake for many reasons

I can't even imagine a person named La-a, pronounced Ladasha, that's so dumb

The more ghetto ones are. Believe me, I live in Atlanta. There are plenty of wealthy, well-spoken, well dressed black families with normal names, but once you get to neighborhoods like College Park or Bankhead it becomes africa-tier. Pic very much related.

My mother in law is a sign language interpreter for Atlanta Public Schools, La-a is one of her students.

Does ahe chimp out if you call her Laa?

Yeah the ghetto ones are

I had a black roommate once who was like, 30 and couldn't swim. He wouldn't even cross bridges, I made fun of him once when we we're walking to a liquor store (had to cross a small bridge) and was like, "Awww baby wants me to hold his hand?" He didn't like that very much.

>there are people on Sup Forums who don't have a swimming license

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No, La-a is deaf. She has a hand symbol that represents her name. She's only like 6 or 7 so she probably doesn't even know how retarded her name is.

>there are people on Sup Forums that skipped penis inspection day

>there are people who have never seen classmate qts with nasty swimsuits.
Are you guys muslims?

Only the Germans

>Twylite
>Tangilique
>Yahoska
>ALL THOSE FUCKED UP NAMES

Wew lad.

Do you understand how difficult it is to *not* be kindof racist?

You forgot Uneek. Probably pronounced Unique, another popular black girl name

I grew up near a beach, river and dam so I was able to swim since like, 6.
It only took so long because I had nearly drowned before and got scared of deep water for like 2 years.
>tfw I know how to float feels good man

Blacks have been using this same chart for generations to make the most unique baby names possible

I can swin. However, I am not confortable being shirtless because I'm fat and hairy.

I can't drive

I'm learning. I can cook myself some pinto beans and they are delicious.

Only for the rich.

That's not fun.

Poor, swede. I'd like to help you learn to swim.

xDDDD

There's no way.

It was.

wat

ohh, when I took swimming lessons, I used to get lewd with the folks there

>gif
>doesn't move

it rustle my jimmy tbqfh

t. Gurlmishata

>L - Obama

ayy lmao m8, you got me

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Life fucking sucks.

You need to grow up

I am amzed you can even breath at this point user.

How do you even say such a quintessentially black Name in sign language? Do you throw up a gang sign?

There's a sign for dash

Common guys.
How about we give him a bit of positive reinforcement?

Only because I have to

Okay. I got you. French you are on Sup Forums int, I am sure you are better than most of these rejects.I am sure you are hot and will get all kinds of pussy.
Better?

Oh man, how old are you?

I'm serious. Why do you want to drag him down even further?

Most deaf people make up a unique sign name to give themselves. When introducing yourself, you usually spell your name then give your sign-name. Ladasha makes the sign for L, but she moves the L like the sign for butterfly.