The Netherlands is an odd country, in fact i'd go as far as to say it is a country that perturbs me deeply. I do not hate the netherlands, I actually love it (though against my better judgment).
The problem with the netherlands however, is that it is harmonious place, but to an excessive extent. Its a place where life is ritualistic and clinical, a sterile country without scenery, instead a flat expanse where any semblance of originality or character is destroyed through universal adoption and duplication as part of the pervasive norm and uniformity.
This is not only a spatial observation of the monotony of this land, but also of the people, a measured and homogenous group. Amongst the dutch all deviations from the norm are measured, yes you can have a silly haircut, provided there is ample other people with it, yes you can like a certain type of un-mainstream music provided there is a general counterculture trend that goes along with it. It is a clean culture, mundane yet not moribund, a malaise of monotony.
Even their most heated and contentious issue is a contrived and pointless affair, a yearly debate where the exact same arguments are dished out even more enthusiastically than the last , in fact i feel as though Zwarte Piet only exists for the sake of having something to argue about, in a land where everyone agrees with one another.
The thing that disturbs me most about this 'country' (if such a thing exists in the way that we've previously conceived it) is that this is recognised, the maladious and boring place is infact celebrated on those virtues. It is this repetition which the word 'gezellig' captures
I say this full of admiration for the dutch, they are a successful land, however their success is rather bittersweet, in exchange for success they've sold any flavour and love from their land, they are truly automatons going through vain motions and meaningless expressions in a barren and moribund setting.
I pity the Netherlands and its delusion
