Daily dose of ''I want to go to Norway, it's a promised land.''

Daily dose of ''I want to go to Norway, it's a promised land.''

So, who is going?

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I think I might like it in Tromso, but I have no money to live there unless I win in a lottery or something.

>cold as fuck
>everything is taxed to hell
>no real history or culture except being an alternatively Danish or Swedish vassal

Ye, that's a good start, winning a shit ton of money in a lottery.

>>cold as fuck

we probably have places which are warmer during winter than anywhere in Germany user

I recommend you not to come to Norway. It's pretty bad here. We steal your children too.

You're welcome, it's pretty comfy here.

>>no real history or culture except being an alternatively Danish or Swedish vassal

WE WUZ THE ORIGINAL KANGZ so shut up

I've been keeping my balcony door open for the last 4 days straight

This, stay the fuck out foreigners

stop idolizing this fucking country it's not a good country, just a piece of shit socialist state with overly high taxes and too many laws

i wanted to learn the language but then i realised i will never be rich enough to live there so it would be useless

The Danes cucked you after Kalmar went belly up. Then they handed you over to the Swedes, who cucked you even harder by literally invading when you declared independence. Kudos for doing better than both of them today, but that's still a sad timeline.

>We steal your children too.
Don't worry. You are being famous for that around all over the world.

Chill out, this tread is just a forced meme. No-one is going there,
Except me.

What's the name of Norways SD party?

Why not, you could find a norwegian gf on Dualingo while learning Norwegian, you wouldn't be first, trust me bratm.

Acording to 23andme I'm 28% Norweigan so you must let me in
What's the best city to move to? Bergen?

who are the cucks now?

You're right, but the swedish invasion ended in a kind of stale-mate (even if they could have crushed us if they had wanted to keep it up longer). In fact the Swedish "rule" of Norway was pretty great for Norway as a country. We gained everything we needed, schools, government, and a lot of other shit that the danes didn't want us to have because they wanted to balance a state of underdevelopement and profitable industry(for them).

Bergen, Trondheim, or Ålesund. Hands down the three best places to live in Norway. Welcome and goodspeed mate.

>they could have crushed us

don't be so sure about that user, if they knew they could, then they would have done so

Why were the Danes such dicks?
Also, would you support a New Kalmar Union?

We're like you guys: the countryside remains untainted, whereas the major cities should be nuked.

The eternal Dane is cruel creature. He taints everything he touches and does so with pleasure

Danes were being Danish, I guess.

Kalmar, because we lost 65% of our population to black death. The swedes and danes had great losses too, albeit not as great, and so the three countries figured that it was best to blanda upp! Together we stronk.

Well I can't get work here so its going to be even less likely that I'd find work over there. I need to live on something I guess.

I need my lawn mowed every week. Can you beat the price of my current gartner? If you can, I will also call all my friends so that you'll have lawns everyday to mow, and a full-time job.

I want to learn it but I spent some time listening to how it sounds and it seems very hard to pronounce. I don't want to be that guy with the retarded accent I can't ever get rid of, especially when the chances of practicing with a native speaker will be harder as so many know English already.

you don't need to be rich, you only need a job.

Maybe you should kidnap one of our children, and then enslave them to work on your lovely garden.

Make a utube channel.

Good idea.

You mean a utube channel? Ye, a good idea.

If I was able to make a successful youtube channel I wouldn't have any hard time finding a job. Any attempt would be cringy af but not in a way that people would actually find amusing.

Fremskrittspartiet.

yeah but i dont want to clean toilets


its actually pretty easy to learn, as English is dialect of Norwegian, i dont think anyone would give you shit for accent or pronounciation as long as you are understandable, plus im pretty sure yank accent is considered attractive in skandi

>yeah but i dont want to clean toilets

then I have the perfect job for you
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This.

Only without the nazi background.

>Modern Sweden could've literally never come into existence if it wasn't for the killing of nobles and Gustav Vasa

Norway is only doing slightly better than us. And that's mainly because their entire industry relies on oilfields in oceanic territories that we handed them out of pity.
Can't speak for why Sweden isn't in the top 5 of the HDI list.

I can, but I won't. Because..

If people could find this amusing, in a good way. I'm sure you can't do worst.

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that czech accent kek

He's from the UK, and I would say a slavic accent, or Russian, if not anything else.

Any muslims wanna come to Belgium? We need more

no thats czech accent as fk, atlast in that gate video

So you are telling me Denmark is really to blame for the cucking on Sweden?

Fuck you Denmark

I've heard there is a lot of them in Sweden. Send them a postcard, they will come.

What do I know, right? I'm but Czech.

Still though, Stockholm is more prosperous and wealthier than both Oslo and Copenhagen.
It just happens to be surrounded by ghettos, but money doesn't differentiate between race.

Which part of my post are you referring to?

>Modern Sweden could've literally never come into existence if it wasn't for the killing of nobles and Gustav Vasa

I don't like modern Sweden

By modern Sweden, I mean 1523 and forward, not the founding of Sweden from early 12th century and to it's assimilation into the Kalmar union.

>New king crowned
>As per tradition, he starts a war against Sweden as a newly crowned Danish king always does
>We had the majority of Sweden and Stockholm in our grasp
>Our King decides to dick around like usual and beheads some nobles because he didn't like their opinion
>Proceed to make the Swedish population angrier and angrier with retarded laws to the point where he's called "Christian Tyran"

>not the founding of Sweden from early 12th century and to it's assimilation into the Kalmar union.
Fuck me, was not thinking there. Meant the cucking of Sweden from WW2 where you accepted jewish refugees and onward to the Caliphate of Al-Suidia

We're full, Ahmed.

>Living on the West Coast.
>Wanting a torrent of shit weather every single year.

Yeah, no.

Danes were truly vile
But to be fair Swedish kings would wage war against you as well just for the fuck of it

In the end Sweden won most wars, including the football game in November last year

>But to be fair Swedish kings would wage war against you as well just for the fuck of it
Literally every time we got a new king, he declared war on Sweden.

>In the end Sweden won most wars
Mostly from 1523 and forward until the end of the Swedish Empire. After that you sorta faded out.

>including the football game in November last year
The last football game I watched between Denmark and Sweden was that one time where a Danish retard ran into the field and punched the referee.

>The last football game I watched between Denmark and Sweden was that one time where a Danish retard ran into the field and punched the referee.
One of my favourite moments in football but the one I'm talking about was November 2015 and ended 2-1 with fair play

>Mostly from 1523 and forward until the end of the Swedish Empire. After that you sorta faded out.
Agree, although that is a span of 200 years

the one where danes got ZLATAN'D?

Yep, Zlatan is the dane-destructor