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scary edition

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Just got back lads

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>Sky TV presenter Eamonn Holmes has apologised after he appeared to link an attack on Manchester United's team bus with the Hillsborough disaster.

>Mr Holmes was talking on Sky News about the violence outside West Ham's stadium on Monday evening.

>Barry Devonside, who lost his son Christopher, 18, said Mr Holmes "should have known better."

>He added: "Last night was hooliganism.
"There was no hooliganism at Hillsborough."

>"There was no hooliganism at Hillsborough."
>"There was no hooliganism at Hillsborough."
>"There was no hooliganism at Hillsborough."
>"There was no hooliganism at Hillsborough."

leelee

Kyary

>Scousers
>No hooliganism

What

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What the fuck is this

doing my daily duolingo lads

list of wars the Chinese have won:

insufferable

Jeremy corbyn is starting to feel like donald trump

"He'll never make it on the ballot paper

oh he has? Well he'll never get elected he's just there to widen the debate

oh he has? Well he'll be gone by christmas

oh he isn't? Well he'll be gone after the cabinet reshuffle crisis

oh it was all fine? Well he'll be gone after the anti-semitism ciris

oh it all went away? Well they will lose 200+ council seats and he'll go after the local elections

oh they only lost about 20 seats? Well he'll be gone before 2020 for sure...
"

He isn't going anywhere and soon he will be prime minister

Do you know how she got famous? By sleeping around and blogging about it.

Then along comes Contemode producer Yasutaka Nakata who makes her his personal sex servant in return for a music career, which was the reason for the end of his business relationship with Toshiko (of Capsule).

they're good at wars against themselves

much better

No she was a highly successful Harajuku model

Ah yes, my lab reagents have arrived. Excellent, now to begin some titrations and heat of combustion calculations, hmm yes quite interesting.

Why does this cunt think he can talk for everyone in every country that isn't America?

Scousers are worse than jews with the holocaust, Jesus Christ.

geummi

What do Port Arthur and Antarctica have in common???

Both are minus 35.

*tries to fit in*
*fails at it*

minus 35 what?

>tfw born in a northern shithole
>tfw I will never have a classy upper-class gf with a posh accent and a horse

My initial response was to type out the word "pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" but then I had second thoughts and I've decided to be mature about this instead.

>Not waving your palms around and telling him to "calm down, calm down"

Why do lefties pronounce Islam and Muslim different to everyone else

how'd you get those faggy sub-national flags??

good thread

Has The Guardian not learnt it's lesson in trying to impose smug leftism on US
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3981823.stm

Could easy get a moderately posh gf if you get into a good uni (and are capable of chatting to girls).

i want to stalk emma watson lads

horses are more trouble then they're worth

it'll look like a bomb site downstairs

>F1 drivers sit like this in their cars

Mad

because left-wingers think that everyone who isn't the super-rich elite are all poor, oppressed plebs who need an enlightened columnist to speak for them

How many people has /brit/ killed?

What, have the yanks had another mass shooting?

seriously just fuck off

Domino's new pizza tracker is gay as fuck

What did I order, I here you ask?
A large Ranch BBQ and a large Meatilicious

You're thread was shit and this post is shit

Everyone I know with a horse is poor as fuck and getting into debt trying to pretend they arent

I sit like that when I take a shit

""""people""""" who cant do war

>chinks
>italians
>indians
>arabs

>tfw lewis is a complete knob now

join the subreddit, you get them for free

personally, -17

Are you talking about the weird S pronunciation?
>Mussslin
>Isssslahm

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre_(Australia)

>-17
meaning you've saved 17 lives? Nice. I've had my life saved but I've never saved anyone.

prep the order

hownu.ru

>Lefties
>ever learning

cont.

>russians
>argentinians

Because that's how arabs pronounce it

Modelling her vagina to people's dicks yeah.

youtube.com/watch?v=TZuighJwlTQ

>new
>here
just fucking delete this

proofs?

>titrations
I had to do a load of them for A-Level and I almost killed myself at the end of it

resurrected

Yeah exactly

Seolhyun

Good lord why? That's a negative to you more than anything.

Would it be fun to have an eastenders button in real life?

you aren't the boss of me

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NEED A FOREST FIIIIIIREE

I always thought they sat up straighter

why would it be?

I would get aroused stalking her, and theres no possible negative outcome

was just watching the video for this
good taste m8

I remember thinking that we made Winkie commit suicide due to bullying years ago.

best get yourself over to canada

that's fitting in

ah. Never resurrected anyone personally, but I have been resurrected.

That one where it changes colour one way then changes back later was pretty neat though.

Trust me mate I'm a big fan of the shibuya-kei movement.
It's embarrassing she's even involved.

Ah you'll never fit in like that lad.

For Dave

was a the pub
2 tongan/nz blokes chatted with my mate and i and bought us both 2 frothies

went back home and spewed

hby

Because they don't want to offend the Muslamics isn't it

>oi u fuckin kafir its not muzlim its muSSSSSlim

I offer classes at night school, if you're interested

Not an argument

>Treating Muslims like extremists will turn them into extremists

What is this logic?

Are we admitting that """""moderate"""" muslims are one mean word away from becoming terrorists?

What the fuck is ranch?

I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink
But lean a little bit closer
See that Karen really smells like poo-poo-oo
Yeah, Karen really smells like poo-poo-oo

Dave knows what's going on. The "sun" is a black hole covered in yellow food colouring

nah that kind of thing is not really for me, I'd prefer pyromancy if I ever got into magic.

...

Reminder that if you don't let Muslims into America they will all attack you

this post fucked me

>If you think the 'Allah is Great' London buses are a problem, you've proven why we need them

independent.co.uk/voices/if-you-think-the-allah-is-great-london-buses-are-a-problem-youve-proven-why-we-need-them-a7020761.html

JME is streaming videogames again

It's a sharpened stick you stupid cunt.
They use those in the Argentinian army!

literall rathe drunk lads gaha

And you're so big.

How long has the "independent" been a leftist rag?

Their remit is to be unbiased.

...

The yellow food colouring is an E-number and when we leave the EU it will leave as well and reveal the black hole. It all makes sense now. Dave is trying to save us.

Why do people put their tongues in each others mouths when they kiss lads? I was talking to my gf about it recently, it seems really odd to do if you sit back and think about it

>Stamford hill

More than 10% of all Jews in the UK live there, gotta protect them

some of the shit he's been coming up with recently is priceless, damage control at it's finest

>how do you spend your evenings
>gayposting on /brit/
>are you gay?
>no

my life

HOW DO I STALK EMMA WATSON

What the fuck is an Eastenders button?