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Jeremy corbyn is starting to feel like donald trump

"He'll never make it on the ballot paper

oh he has? Well he'll never get elected he's just there to widen the debate

oh he has? Well he'll be gone by christmas

oh he isn't? Well he'll be gone after the cabinet reshuffle crisis

oh it was all fine? Well he'll be gone after the anti-semitism ciris

oh it all went away? Well they will lose 200+ council seats and he'll go after the local elections

oh they only lost about 30 seats? Well he'll be gone before 2020 for sure...
"

He isn't going anywhere and soon he will be prime minister edition

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CORBYN

MORE LIKE COR IN BIN

If he gets anywhere close to being PM the queen will have him killed.

>implying commies won't get her first

If it ain't white,
It ain't right

2bh

NIGEL IS A MESS

Porki """""""""""humour""""""""""

>Implying anyone would vote for that sad loser.

I am here

taken acid 25 times lads

>Yes the right wing is going terribly over the last 5-10 years isn't it lol

Seeing as there's no major right wing party in Britain I'd say it's going incredibly badly.

If they're brown, put em down

Summer /brit/ meetup reminder.

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Muslims: Allowed to purcahse adspace on London buses

Christians: Now allowed to purchase adspace on London buses

Explain

Lads. In all seriousness, leaving the EU will not have a significant impact on immigration, will it?

The best hope is that the EU develops some kind of effective, supranational border control policy.

Fuck I'd do anything to get that cunt David out of office

31 years ago today

youtube.com/watch?v=iIxN3ypB3rw

mental how fast the fire spreads once it hits the roof

I bloody love you Seppo cunts.

Please post here forever

Did you ever wank with your mates when you were younger lads?

ummm yes if we leave the EU then all the immigrants from india and pakistan will have to leave

read a book

Had a really fucking bizarre day at work lads.

>Only 21, started my first proper job out of uni at the start of the year
>Boss occasionally joked that I have a PhD and just went along with it, presuming he was alluding to me being smart or something
>For months he's kept saying this and I've laughed and played along
>Today he brought it up in front of colleagues
>Keeping a straight face he said I had a PHD at 21 and I presumed that was just my key to play along, so I did.
>'Yes I do have a PhD' I said to coworkers who looked really confused and started asking how I'd got one at 21
>Joke goes on of me pretending for five minutes and I start laughing as colleagues say 'of course you don't'
>Boss gets confused
>Turns out he'd thought for months that I actually have a PHD kek.

YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP?

Will do, buddy

Jeremy.

Also he's decided not to run three times Jezza you stupid cunt.

>Christians: Now allowed to purchase adspace on London buses
Christians are allowed to purchase adspace.

Also, while I think the Islamic adverts are in bad taste, they're not actually promoting the religion, they're trying to get donations to support Syrian refugees.

were you there?

>Will being able to control our borders have an impact on immigration

errrr

Are you actually Irish?

10 years ago Tony Blair won over 400 mps, the lib Dems over 50 and the Conservatives around 150

These days we have a conservative government and ukip polling at 15%

If we'd had a labour government during the refugee crisis you can guarantee we'd be Germany tier

*chimps out*

>Arsenal and England striker Danny Welbeck has been ruled out for nine months following knee surgery.

I pulled it from google you nonce

if 3 years in america doesnt negate all irishness sure

y-you too

on the left

>they're not actually promoting the religion, they're trying to get donations to support Syrian refugees.
>he actually believes this

>they're not actually promoting the religion

Do you not understand what they're doing here?

Protip it's the same thing as when they used to conquer christian land and turn churches into mosques.

They are doing this to show that they have "conquered" London.

>''''''''''''''''''''''''''Syrian'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''refugees.''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

Can you point to me where Christians aren't allowed to buy adspace for a politically neutral message on London buses?

Transport for London has NO restrictions on religion so I think you're chatting shite

Fuck off

tights desu

>r*cists
OUT

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*orders in the National Guard*

It won't though, will it. We'll just get more non-white migration from the rest of the world.

Rooney and Townsend next please.

fantastic post

y-you too

>I*ish

OUT

Shit anyway

The era of LE pacey black man up front for England is over

>These days we have a conservative government

Ah yes the """""""""""""""""right wing""""""""""""""""" conservatives. *imports millions of immigrants*, *Says they're are too many white Christians in Britain*, *Gives pro-EU speech*

borders are just lines on a map

Sarcastic/ childish posting is not, and has never been, funny.

*burns down QuikTrip*

I was very impressed тbh

FAK ORF RIGHT NOA YEW BLODDY CANT

I'm seriously sick of this shit. I just can't take it anymore.


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>According to a report in the OE24 news service in Austria, a 42-year-old nonwhite claiming to be a “Syrian” has been arrested in Salzburg for repeatedly raping the four-year-old girl.

The sex assaults occurred over a period of months from autumn 2015 to March 2016, when the parents finally filed charges against him.

The “asylum seeker” had been taken in by the liberal whites to show their support for the nonwhite invasion, and after he had befriended them, he offered to babysit their young child while they went out.

The rapes then occurred while the four-year-old was left in his care. The parents only realized that there was something wrong when the girl’s behavior dramatically altered, and they took her for a medical examination.

The nonwhite is awaiting trial, police said in a statement this week.

The case echoes several other cases, where liberals across Europe opened their houses to the nonwhite invaders pretending to be asylum seekers.

Another infamous case took placed in Sweden, where a liberal mother of three in Höör, Skåne, opened up her home for “asylum-seekers.”

According to a report in the Friatider newspaper, the woman ordered her ten-year-old daughter, named Emma, to vacate her bedroom to make space for the two “unaccompanied minors.”

On the evening of August 18, 2015, Emma awoke to find one of the nonwhite “juveniles,” Isaac squeezing her chest. She suffered breast pain after the incident and didn’t want to tell anyone, as she was afraid her mother would get in trouble.

Emma said she couldn’t even look at Isaac because “he looked scary to her.”

The story came out after Emma finally told a friend of hers, and eventually after several people became aware of the situation, Isaac was confronted.

>They are doing this to show that they have "conquered" London.
Anyone can buy adspace m8. It'll be gone soon anyway.

the age of le pacey white man has come

>we have a conservative government
What are they doing their best to hold on to and conserve?

What Labour initiated?
Yeah, I fucking thought so. They're not interested in conserving anything even remotely connected to British, or English, values or culture.

Statistically speaking, racism towards blacks is justified across the globe.

You really genuinly think the Conservatives aren't more right wing than labour?

Delusional if I'm honest

This is how I can tell you've not followed politics since before 2010

I believe they put a stop to the anti gay ads Christians wanted to run.

Also the lords prayer has been banned from cinemas recently.

this is such good news because you just know roy would have played him in stead of vardy at the euros

that nigga literally builds his team based on his fifa 16 ratings

Rorke

Why the fuck do Muslims rape so many children?

Thought rasheeds went on about it NOT being degenerate as fuck?

these conservatives don't give a fuck about the environment

they're not "conservative" at all, otherwise they'd keep the environment the same

Being slightly less left wing than Labour doesn't make you right wing.

>Buying adspace means conquering

Fucking moron.

Statistically speaking, racists tend to be poor and uneducated.

>The era of LE pacey black man up front for England is over
It's never actually been a thing

It does you have too much yankiness in you now.

Say you're looking at jobs and want to use your current employer as a reference on the CV. When should you tell them? When you get offered by the new place?

Simmer down, cunt.

Just saw this on youtube. Why?

So the ads on the buses were banned because they had a hateful message, and rules for cinema ads are clearly different to rules for bus ads.

Try again Rorke.

Statistically speaking, blacks also tend to be poor and uneducated so I'm not sure what you're on about m8

>Rorkes that still desperately cling to the belief that the Conservatives will reduce immigration "any day now" and reveal they were only pretending to be a left-of-centre party.

lads
>p*tting ast*rixes *n v*wels
f*ck *ff
theyre more right wing than nigger for a neighbour but still cucks

I won't lie lads, I do like a drop of red wine now and then

anti gay ads aren't politically neutral, Muslims would have been banned from them too

All religious adverts are banned in cinemas so it's not a surprise

I want to rape Americans

Because everything is bad and is expected to get worse.

ASS

are you a responsible drinking mouse

desu immigration is a lot stricter under cameron

Nah before last season it was looking like our prospects were sturridge, sterling, wellbeck and walcott

>Doing th*s anyway
Fuck right off poncey little heritagefag.

Statistically speaking, my testicles are itchy.

If the conservative party of the 1950s saw the conservative party of 2016 they would call them communists.

You're fucking sick

...

>Sup Forums is still occupying Sup Forums
Ah yes, most impressive

Want to know the worst part about the Swedish incident? The guy said he was 15. He said he went to school at age 10. Attended school for 7 years. Then two years after finishing school, he arrived in Sweden. This makes him 15. The judge said "Yeah, he probably is 15 then, so we'll judge him as one". His punishment for molesting a ten year old girl in her own home? Counseling.

real talk lads, how do I get fired from a job I've already given notice at? I've got 2 weeks left and it sucks.

better than the tosspot we already have
apparently he didn't save enough money in dodging the taxes he created
so he said fuck it and sold our schools
and 34% of the NHS
and the post office

HONHONHONHON
back to burgundy pierre
i meant consonants
(Y*u) st*rted it

Not an argument.

fuck off filthy shitskin cunt, i'll fucking put you six feet under