Why hasn't Russia filed an official protest over this?

Why hasn't Russia filed an official protest over this?

Americans made Catherine the Great act like a total whore.

Also if your country isn't represented in Civ yet, it's not a real country.

Oh and Civ 6 in October.

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She was though?

Also Russia is a republic now, so I don't see how they would care.

>Catherine the Great act like a total whore.
One of the few moments of historical accuracy in that game?
What's your point?

she literally fucked a horse

She fucked horses and other farm animals.

Which is the most challenging Civ?

>Dawn of War 3
>Civilization 6

Feels spurdo spördö man.

I'm a terrible at both of them though.

Why is US in a game called Civilization?

It's a myth.

Do you seriously believe the leader of Russia would have sexual intercourse with an animal?

why not, sounds sexy :3

>I'm a terrible at both of them though.
>tfw I love strategy games like total war
>tfw I'm the most incompetent general out there

By your logic india is a real country

What difficulty you play on?

>All clowns are comedians
>BY YOUR LOGIC ALL COMEDIANS ARE CLOWNS
He's right. If you can't get into Civ over the fucking Shoshone, you aren't a real country.

>tfw Catherine will never be your captive...
Is it worth living in this world anymore?

kek, simple but demolishing

Civ 6 screenshots for people who haven't seen yet.

>we want the Dota 2/HotS crowd

Normal

Underrated post

Guess i'm playing 5 forever

Catherine the Great was a whore, but we didn't make Civilization games. That was Peter Molonox.

It's exactly because she was a leader of Russia she could do it, and everyone kept smiling and praising her.

Ugh, looks like some web-browser game.
Or Settlers games from around V-VII.

Paradox makes better grand strategies anyway.

RAH RAH RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN!!!

lol say what?

civ 6?

Im not going to get excited because it probably most likely will suck nigger dick anyway.

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When you hear this you know you're fucked

They made her look way prettier than she was irl, and she's a bit of a boss in most civ games

Just mod it up. The geographic building thing sounds proper fun

looks better imo

you can put a lot more detail like this even though it technically looks a little more cartoony

the real worry is whether this game will be as big of an abomination as beyond earth was because GOT DAYUM was that game horrible

civ5 is the standard - they need to move forward from there and improve on it, not cuck everything up

But she was a whore.

And a fat german at that.

>I'm a terrible at both of them though.

My autism makes me want to go Primarque on DoW II and I end up rage quitting and only doing 1 mission a week

>Oh and Civ 6 in October.
Finally some good news.

>still not playing civ 4 + C2C mod.

it's like you dont like strategy

Civ is a 4x game, not a grand strategy you autist

4 is better

>Russia is a republic

So is North Korea, means jack shit.

WARNING: REAL GAME

>But she was a whore.

in other words just another white privileged slut.

If they still have strategic view I don't even mind the comic sans tier graphics.

>real game
>not pic related
good lad

>he doesn't play civ 3
lel why?

she didn't fuck a horse, but she did fuck about 30 guys considerably younger than her, it might seem somewhat acceptable now but in those times she was an absolute semen demon

this

What a thrilling interface.

but thats not ck2

Not even that bad desu

europa is the tutorial island for victoria to be desu familia

Holy shit.

Tell me about the Triangle.

Tell me before you disappear.

Also this thread is going to be deleted or moved. I'm sure.

>Victoria: Liquor and Bureocrats
>Hard

its was propaganda spread by Ottoman Empire Embassies. The french supported it after Ekaterina literally smeart the shit into french faces due being better educated than french royals. they took is serious and published pictures of her fucking the horse. which naturally went very profitable shit due France had not much cheap porn back then. Btw. the publisher of those pictures died by a sabre of russish diplomat just 2 days after he published his profits he made with the pictures.. the french were forced to say sorry at Katherine court.

and Civ 5 was a cucked civ 4.

fug

beastiality is very popular in russia

and since only a people of degenerates would make a woman their leader in the first place.

I mean, look at germany and the british for starters

Maggie was based, you cunt.

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>beastiality is very popular in russia

nope. there arent many polish around. and im serious about.

most people who are doing bestiality in russia are either extreme fetishists or have AIDS. the Russians see zoophilia with more tolerance but dont want it being discussed or popularized in publics. in POLAND ON OTHER HAND.. (70% of bestiality actresses are polish ethnic background)

cool shill, russhit diaspora.


fuck off back to mordor in the east and fuck a dog.

Russia was one of the most op civs in civ 5 tho.

And america sucked desu

Victoria is easy since every nation more or less plays the same within the same tech groups/regions

also its so barebones since they barely put much effort into updating it/making DLC

and heart of darkness pisses me off with all the shitty little colony states.

dem buttmad rage.. rolfroflrolf

Having to fuck that fat bitch at a moments notice, I'd be in pain too.

visit [spoiler]zooskool . c o m[/spoiler] to see your proofs
protip a polish guy gave me that link 2 years ago =D and yes its very highly illegal website under FBI surveillance

lad kill yourself not even joking

Is this a trick question?

Aristocrats are notoriously degenerate.

>implying we dont have russian whores here too.


They bring their nasty habits with them too.

Civ V?
Iroquois because they get an active disadvantage and Venice on multiplayer is pretty much impossible.

kek

your empire needs some polishing

Tell me Spain is in Vanilla. Tell me that the Aztecs arent ahead of us again.

>Do you seriously believe the leader of Russia would have sexual intercourse with an animal?
...
yes?

...

Civilisation*

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Our lord and saviour Fitz

>mfw Hungary can into Drang nach Osten
That's more like it, brother! Tell me that you inherited Poland and didn't conquer it.

>Tell me that you inherited Poland and didn't conquer it.
:^)

I don't lie mate.

>I don't lie mate.
:'(

I can't really post any picture, I don't take any, plus I got bored of EUIV a few months ago (I'm not the best player, anyway). Which was your most successful game?

Probably as Teutonic Order, reforming to Prussia.
Colonising Northern France oversea (lol)

Sadly, don't have a screenshot

Maybe Russia should file a protest over becoming bloodthirsty communists and murdering their own royal family

Oh wait they're uncivilised barbarians

>murdering their own royal family
oh wow, what a horror?!

Iroquois because in long games their bonus is pretty shit, they are the only truly bad natives

Celts are pretty lame for the same reason, not that faith is bad though most people online under-appreciate it to their own folly

Denmark is pretty lame, they do nothing that Polynesians don't do better anyways

same with Sweden though when you are up to your tits in great men it can come in handy

Venice are alright but there are FAR better tall civs like Ethiopia or India

America is just depressing

England is as well, I wanted a powerful naval civ and all I got was a middling one
the Ottomans are MUCH better of a naval power and get better units

t. dmitri

Nah, I like the way russian impeachment looks.

straight forward and no bullshitting about.

keeps all these "royals" shitting in their pants.

>Ottomans are MUCH better of a naval power
Not really. They can get a huge fleet,but the IA usually just builds caravels for most of the game. Britain has an extra movement + the ships of the line,allows you to steam roll anyone navally.

Well many ancient monarchs and aristocrats also practised homosexuality... so it's definitely not implausible

Why not? Natalia had sex with dolphins.