>be polish
>manage to ruin one of the most powerful countries in europe into a complete non existence(didn't happen with any other large country in europe)
why are Poles so bad at politics and actually at everything meaningful? is that retardation gene or something else?
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What about Roman empire, Hunnic empire, HRE, Kiev Rus, Byzantine Empire and others?
The only last good king was a Lithuanian.
Fuck off anime wanker who bumps his own shitty threads
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you're too wild
>Roman empire
didn't collapse into non-existence, look the Byzantine Empire and other states like HRE were inspired by it
>Hunnic empire
I would never call it any empire in the first place, it wasn't any coherent nor stable and really short-lived, they were just fucking nomads after all
>HRE
definitely didn't collapse into non existence either
>Kiev Rus
the Mongols, PLC on the other hand was basically rekt by the Poles themselves
>Byzantine Empire
Ok this one is actually quite good example but it was fucking 1000 years old, it had it's time come on
Poles dissolved PLC in ~200 years
>spares their former rival Teutons and gives them land, creating the Duchy
LOL
>spares Muscovy state by not finishing the job because Pope didn't wanted so
LOL 2x
>doesn't let Ottomans murder cossackshits after they rebel
LOL 3x
>Democracy in times of kingdoms and empires
LOL 4x
WAH WAH, WHY GOT PARTITIONED WE DINDU NUFFIN XDD
so poland fell because it was too nice, is this true?
Yes. We got cucked hard by papacy.
>be pole
>be crusaded by Vatican and HRE, they burn your vilagges, kill your countrymen, rewrite your history and destroy your original culture
>some time later
>be attacked by teutonic order that wants to genocide you despite being christian
>some time later
>be step away from annihilating Muscovy then be cucked by pope who got letter from Ivan the terrible saying that he will convert to Catholicism if he tells poles to back off
>King dies
>Another polish-muscovite war breaks out soon after catholic zealot is elected as the new king
>He's one step away from installing his son as Russian tsar as muscovites are tired of war and boyars want privileges and golden freedom like polish nobles
>At the last second he backs it off saying that his son wont convert to orthodoxy and chance to have strong ally is destroyed for centuries as poles were seen as invaders
>rulers excommunicated and cursed left and right by Vatican for hosting jews and other heretics
>defend Catholicism at Vienna, saving Europe from Islam
>some time later
>get partitioned due to political crisis, pope bribed by Austria doesn't helps
>some time later
>almost every uprising condemned by bribed pope
>some time later
>Vatican supports nazis
>2016 Poles still suck jewish jesus dick
wtf i hate germans now
>so poland fell because it was too nice, is this true?
basically yes
when some Lithuanian noble pledged loyalty to Sweden(he wanted an independent Lithuanian state) during the times of the Deluge he wasn't even executed afterwards
WTF I HATE LITWINS NOW
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when u play the game of thrones u win or u die - cersei lannister
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>be Lithuanian
>be christianised and civilized by the Poles
>Lithuanian nobility has all the same privileges
>no gratitude at all
>"Poles opressed us during the times of PLC"
>betray
>Belarussians are the real Lithuanians
>Get Betrayed
>We get blamed for it
OD MORZA DO MORZA!
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>Bohemia
>Serbian Empire
>Poland-Lithuania
it's a general Slavic thing, only Russia got a long-term empire because they had no one to hit them from the east