You may only post ITT if your country has been a superpower/been an empire at some point

You may only post ITT if your country has been a superpower/been an empire at some point.

hello

Bravo Estonia.

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1215-1789, howdy ?

>empire
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And then came 1526. And then came 1919. And then came 1945-89.

hi bby

Sup

yeth

Hello

It is not how many time you fell that matters, what matters is how many times got back on your feet :^)

SPQR

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het ziet er echt uit alsof we ons afgetrokken hebben en gewoon onze krijgsmachten gestuurd hebben naar de plekken waar ons sperma op landde.

>couldn't kill Germany in 1648
>couldn't kill Germany in 1918
>couldn't kill Germany in 1945
>Germany now owns the EU

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Make way for the men, children

In dat geval bestaat Nederlands-Indië uit spermavlekken die groter dan onszelf zijn. We zijn zeer productief bezig geweest.

neither did germany killed us

Brennt Paris?

And really until the 1950s-60s.

hello

>triggered

>1526
>1541
>1699
>1711
>1849
>1918-1920
>1949-1989
>1990-present day

Take your pick

>inb4 Armenia and Balkanfags

Actually the best way to trigger a Hungarian is to tell him that Mathias Corvinus was Romanian.

HOL UP

This also triggers, but the ultimate win is Trianon. People tend to cry about it even nowadays.

hello yes we wuz ottomans n shit

I think so.

reporting in

хэллy

>killing your punching-bag

Sorry about that, desu

Wrong map, desu.

näh, i think this is the most accurate one

Nah, it's not your fault but your ancestors'. And let's be honest, no politician had any idea in the early 1900s what they were doing. Similar things would have happened in France, if the Germans had won.

Actually Germany is Austria's punching bag...

he was

The age of trisection was the blackest in all of Hungarian history. Each advance of the Ottoman army was followed by swaths of smoking hamlets and ruined towns, its withdrawals were followed by long trains of captives destined for the slave markets of Anatolia, unless they were slaughtered along the way for being too much trouble to transport. The fighting and slave raids, which went on even in times of nominal peace, reduced the whole country to a ruined wasteland occupied by only a few semi-nomadic Vlach herdsmen. Villages disappeared and were reclaimed by forest and swamp. Behind the new frontier the population was partially preserved to supply the garrisons, but the old landowners were replaced by Turkish officials and soldiers, who since their fiefs were not hereditable or even necessarily long term, exploited the miserable cultivators to the maximum possible extent. Conditions were only bearable in the districts under direct control of Constantinople. In these districts, most of which lay along the banks of the Tisza, the people flocked into the great "village towns" that still dominate the area. Here they enjoyed a degree of protection, but the country between the towns was almost empty except for scattered huts (tanyas) where the menfolk spent the summers scratching a precarious living from the soil.

From the empire in which the sun never sets.

it was just banter lad wow chill

yeah, a mere five hundred years ago

That was from Encyclopedia Britannica actually.

Who was an empire but are now a cunt that is not going to shit? O right.. only us

hi

pls

In order to be a Hungarian noble at the time, you had to embrace Hungarian nationality, even if you're origins were Romanian. Besides, were the Hohenzollerns Romanian? Were the Normans, Plantagenets, Windsors English?

"Charles' chief concern was merely to secure the acceptance in Hungary of the Pragmatic Sanction, the imperial decree by which his daughter Maria Theresa should inherit his dominions. After the Diet accepted the Pragmatic Sanction in 1723, Charles convoked it only once again and Maria Theresa after her coronation in 1740, only twice more - both of them to request funds. Like her father, her reign was essentially autocratic and gave Hungary several valid complaints. She was harsh on Protestants and permitted her advisers to exclude Hungary via discriminatory devices from the subsidized industrialization that was bringing wealth to other parts of her domains. However, Maria Theresa still practiced a degree of restraint and towards the magnates, on whom she lavished many favors, it was downright benevolent and she respected the most valued liberty of the lesser nobles, their exemption from taxation. Exhausted by endless wars and rebellions, Hungary during her reign desired nothing more than peace and quiet. To this end, their desires were granted as a long period of peace and prosperity allowed the country to recover economically. These were blessings indeed; the downside being the stagnation to which Hungary lapsed into. Political life degenerated to the village and parish pump level and the towns stagnated. The peasants, whose condition the queen introduced a few improvements without touching the root cause of their oppression, followed their masters in aspiring to nothing more than whatever material comforts could be obtained with the minimum of effort. The national language had become reduced to little more than a peasant dialect as the language of government was Latin and the language of business and commerce in the towns was German, and with the language, the national spirit seemed moribund."

1415-1640
WE WUZ EMPERORS OF THE WORLD N SHIET

>We wuz Mexican Empire

The kiwi empire spreads its tendrils worldwide under your very noses.

>Syrians now own Germany

>america beating up belgium


kek

Ancient Finnish Empire ruled Western Eurasia for thousands of years.

WE WUZ