/carib/

Kpop edition

got a coconut

Got a banana

>carib with no carib posters

Carib reporting in

Also no kpop

>colgate is carib

I went out today

Third world as fugg

Still trying to get that creepshot senpai. I'm just not as good as you

hello lads

I hate Miami so fucking much. I was born in Cuba and moved when I was about 6 or 7. In elementary school, my nickname was casper the ghost. I got bullied all the way through high school. Everybody here is fucking mulatto and I'm the only white guy.

I can't even get fucking women because nobody likes white people here.

I hear REGGAETON EVERY FUCKING DAY. (Not that it was different in Cuba)

But atleast there were some whites in Cuba. I'm not a racist or anything, but I really hate it here. Would rather just move to Spain or Andorra.

Even my father was victim of this. In the Cuban military, he was the only white guy in a whole squad of black/mulatto people. One night, while he was sleeping, they turned off the lights, restrained him, and beat the living shit out of him. Then they literally poured a bottle of piss on him.

t. not a racist but I hate mulattos

whats up carib

why not move?

the pine forests are calling you

Get good man!

I got one but it's so weird looking, she's eating... Whatever man, how was your day?

Oh trust me, I am moving.

I have plans to move to Andorra soon.

If you look at her feet you'll notice that she's trembling. Something is awry.

Move to Northern BC. Nice and white.

pretty well all things considered

Not filled with as much hate as usual

Nice, I didn't know Kingstown was looking that green. I thought it was still scorched....oh well I'm glad you're letting the hate go and catching the Caribbean vibes

>the closest airport to Andorra is 3 hours away
i'll pass

Or just too tired to hate...which is even sadder

Found out where it's made and why it taste's the way it does.

cheeky

You don't do anything though... But no hate is a good thing. Don't want to be too salty during summer
Absolute savage

She's orgasming

>You don't do anything though
Mentally tired, I'm wondering if to troll this "Anti-Monsanto" march
next week Saturday.

Had dinner at my neighbors today.
Shit was awkward as fuck.

How are you crabmens doing tonight?

They have those here? I wonder how many people actually know about Monsanto....

Apparently they do, I've heard mutterings on the radio before
which cause me to write a 10 page letter detailing all the misinformation
they stated in the show.

>mfw a man wanted to ban all GMOs everywhere
>the fucker was diabetic
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!1!1111!!

Any ~$120US headphones you guys recommend?

Going to need some specifics senpai
>Do you want over ear/on ear/earbuds
>Open back/closed
>Flat vs colored frequency response
etc.

I've had the Audio-Technica's ATH-AD700 for quite the number of years, and it's great.

Not sure if they make them anymore thou. Maybe the M50s, someone here said they;re goos, but I've never used them.

>tfw smoked a Romeo y Juliet for my birthday
Cuba may be a commie shithole but damn does it make some nice cigars

Would love to visit. Based on cigars, old cars, and quiet Spanish life I imagine it's a very bourgeois place to visit, like something out of The Fantastic Mr. Ripley.

Bourgeois vacations are the best, hard to come by these days though: even Paris was a touristy modern nightmare. Venice so far is the only city that impressed me.

Is Havana anything like what I described?

>M50s
I have the M50x I opted for it because the cable is removable so if
anything happens to the cable my headphones aren't ruined.

They are good if you are looking for a flat frequency response

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Closed, preference for flat.

Audio-Technica ATH-M50 (if on sale)
KRK KNS-8400
Ultrasone HFI-580

Also check if Massdrop has any deals

Please for the glory of /pirate/

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mornin' cribmans

What's news?

Mainly depressing shit in the news and I have to go
in town for a bit.

have a safe trip.

What does carib think about eurovision?

I've never watched. I've checked the threads and the memes that come out from it. I don't like music shows.

Never watched it and have no intention of doing so

Went to town saw man non-traditional qts it was weird

It's weird a singing bearded drag queen won the last I heard, not my idea of a good time.
We have an elected official who said we should maroon all our gays on one of our islands and even went so far as to pledge a thousand dollars of his own money for the initiative.

Non traditional in what sense?

>We have an elected official who said we should maroon all our gays on one of our islands

That's crazy lol

They weren't like perfect or anything but they were still so damn
cute for some reason.

Also NL have you tried that new restaurant?

...

I still don't get it.

Is there a bunker under that?

There are things about that that I/most people would usually find
unattractive but for some reason it worked out.

also that's just a farm house thing

I have not tried the new restaurant. I went in there and got a coffee once but that's it.
>tfw I was in town again today
Soon...once more

I'll try it tomorrow when I go to pay bills
>mfw for some reason I can't pay online
I have to stand inline like some commoner

Bring your wallet mate because it is not cheap at all. The food is good from what I've heard though (my grandma)

Do you happen to know the name?

Nope, she was just telling me about it but no one listens to old people

Already found it, it's called Lola's

Pls greentext how to do creepshots

There isn't much skill to it
>I usually have my phone out as I use it to detach myself
>make sure flash and shutter sound is off OR just take lots of pics of random shit
>take the picture you want on the 6th pic and then continue taking pics

I don't actually take creep shots, I just ask my female friends and they usually comply
>Anonette! I need a pictures of your feet
>"why?"
>"for reasons that may or may not be sexual"
>and that was that

I'm in an area with poor lighting and she isn't cool like that. BTW is that one of your friend's foot? That's a nice looking foot

>she isn't cool like that.
Well that's kind of sad

>BTW is that one of your friend's foot?
Yes, one of the harpies.
she has the best feet


Though pretty feet aren't necessary for me to like them.I knew that ballerina who has super jacked up feet but I liked giving her massages anyway.

I've already seen her breasts... She doesn't want photographic evidence because her boyfriend might try to kick my ass if I leak it

Your harpies sound like class acts. Good for many keks

>like class acts
They are, but you wouldn't know it since they act like super bitches

They sound pretty cool. I wouldn't care though. These light skinned hoes man...

So, what's /carib/ up to tonight?

Very dead thread this one.

You have got to be careful

Podcasts mostly,I don't really have anything exciting in my life

Trying to explain to my friends why I beat up a cross dresser
I have developed an immunity to vagina magic....I believe

What are the podcasts about?

>I don't really have anything exciting in my life
Same here. The only exciting thing in my life is across the atlantic.

Well, why did you beat up a cross dresser?

>I beat up a cross dresser
You're a monster

Mainly gaming and astronomy

hello friends

I didn't do it because I'm a bigot or anything. I was sitting on a ledge that was at Street level having a beer. This dude in a dress and a wig runs up to me and starts thrusting his junk towards my face and grabbing his dick. I try to ignore but he keeps on doing it so I hit him in the face with a beer bottle, punch him, stomp him out for a little bit then run away. He was bloodied but meh...it's what you get for being a cunt

What's up bro?

I see.

Jeez man, I get it's annoying, but you shouldn't hurt people savagely like that for such things.

ohhh. well that's justified

What's the purpose of an amplifier? Do computers have them?

People respond really well to pain. I did overreact but I would never apologise for it
You're damn right it was.

basically they make your things sound louder by giving it more power.

>Do computers have them?
no.

of course they do, pain hurts. But such aggressive acts can bring unwanted disgrace and tragedy, you need to restrain yourself. You might have had other ways to deal with that situation.

It amplifies the voltage reaching your headphones/speakers so they can be played.

Usually only used with high end headphones that have a high
ass impedance of >120ish ohms but can be used with any set of
cans.

>do computers have them
No

i wanna visit caribbean sea but it's fucking far from here

Have you ever been in a fight? Dealt with a person who's just in your face? You pick your battles man

>lives in one of the best countries on the planet
>want's to visit these mostly terrible places
why?

Just the sea.

you guys have best sea and climate also food plus women

>you guys have best sea and climate
I will give you those two,the picture of the sea I posted in this thread was
taken in the capital it's the most polluted sea water we have.One of the things
that creeps me out when I travel is that the water is usually brown or green anywhere near a city.

>also food plus
ehhh, depends on the island


>women
Depends heavily on the island

I think it's too hot, I'd like walk midday and not sweat.
I wonder how this rainy season will be.

thanks for the informations brah you don't have to have a reason only that negative view about your places even many of south koreans wanna visit caribbean islands though but it's really far from south korea

>I think it's too hot, I'd like walk midday and not sweat.I wonder how this rainy season will be.
i swear you'll sick a day in the winter of south korea

Well South Korean diplomats are usually here around summer time
They really like our mangoes for some reason

>this rainy season will be
POS will flood like always

that's a normal winter view of the northern province of south korea

>Well South Korean diplomats are usually here around summer timeThey really like our mangoes for some reason
that's really funny cause we south koreans really dislike them i mean our diplomats they are generally lazy norms

we just have constant weather, it never really changes

>generally lazy norms
That's 70% of the Caribbean

so you are lucky! maybe but more optimistic and relaxed life of the caribbean

lol, a bucket of water could flood Port-of-Spain. And then you have San Fernando, which could probably take a tsunami without much trouble.

Crab's sakura

It's just that everyone is comfortable with things and nothing
seems to improve and even if it does, it takes forever.

>water could flood Port-of-Spain
kek

That weird feel when I stood on that corner and I miss sando

everybody who isnt in the Caribbean loves it whether they have lived here or not

I was trying to navigate my way into the kitchen in the dark and I bonked my head with a cabinet door I forgot to close and now I have a small cut in my head and it hurts.

send help pls.

>you don't have to have a reason only that negative view about your places

Well, life in the crablands can get boring and you get tired of the weather quite quickly. But even with all that, i'd rather endure a hot ass summer here than a cold ass winter where I used to live.

trust me, I know.

What place have you visited before?

be stroink

it's fun to visit but not to live in

I will petition kpop edition carib threads to become a banable offense

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