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Are you content today to be living financially and economically on American charity, selling up the house to the Yanks when he won't pay any more charity out?

Are you content to be occupied and protected by American aeroplanes?

Are you content to be in the position of an old woman, jipped by her young relations?

You who were the greatest power on earth fifty years ago, and still can be! Why do I say, 'you still can be'?

Because, my friends, I know you, I know the British people! I know that twice in my lifetime in the world war I fought in, in the world war the younger men fought in.

We the British have put our effort, our energy of valour, of heroism, unequalled in the history of mankind edition

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first for the

first for the

Kyary

*raises .999 fingers*
Allahu Akbar

Are mose

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Kyary

Going to The Asda

>There are unironically people here who would say "i'm reading Financial times" instead of "I'm reading the financial times"

I NEED A /BRIT/ BF RIGHT NOW

Going to make a post on the /brit/

Whats that site to work out your sleep cycle thing lads?

stay safe x

me in the park

Good edition of the /brit/

literal angel

stay safe

anyone else a the guardian reader here?

>the park

The USA is not a conventional nation. Even calling it a mixed breed multicultural nation is an incomplete description. It's more accurate to say the USA is a more successful version of every other nation on earth joined in union.

Prefer reading the the times myself

Enjoyed reading your the post

what fuck is Monty Hall problem lads

going to bed, night night

(will be up extremely early tomorrow morning to resume shitposting)

RISE RISE LOWLAND AND HIGHLANDMAN, BELT ON YOUR BROADSWORD AND FIGHT FUR PRINCE CHERLIEEEE

sleep the tight x

sci meme

good the night lad

no thanks lol

Anyone else an airheaded left winger who hates the daily mail but likes the guardian here?

its sort of similar in Canada but on a different scale

Canada is like a family owned business
America is a franchise

>going to the bed
fixed

Which is your favorite novel lads? For me it's The War and Peace

GOAT logic puzzle

If you think the private eye is grammatically inaccurate you're a fucking idiot

The the War and the Peace

The corset pushed the shoulders up, made them more rigid

my arms are actually very skinny

>the daily mail
>the guardian

Maybe you should go back to the school and learn some grammar mate

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fuck the off

>additionally Azealia said that the UK needs implement "universal dental plan"

Sup Forums memes spreading I see

damn straight we eat it lmao

Brits are gay and snobby.

listening to the the smiths lads

I read the THe sun

Reading where it all went with the internet gf (I.E how she became my internet gf)

XENOS GET OUT REEE
blasting every squidman that comes into muh solar system even if they are more powerful than me.

he can't even argue anymore

blown right the the fuck out

*looks down my nose at your bum*

THere are three doors, two have a goat behind them, one has a car.

You pick one, then the host opens another door to reveal a goat, and you are then given a choice between switching to the third door, or keeping the same door you originally chose.
You're better off switching than staying, as you have 2/3s chance of winning if you swap, and 1/3 if you don't

Go back to school

ah, yes

because Sup Forums invented that joke

>the UK
ahh yes hmm

Britteeth has been a thing for ages m8, way older than Sup Forums

thoughts on the new the radiohead album?

The the the The The the The the The The the The The The the The The The the the the The the

don't do it

don't do it

this desu, The Simpsons did it first

>*the school

good post

>if I keep repeating it and recycle the same reaction pictures then it's true

writing a letter to my employer in the event of a brexit Boris PM.

here's the first draft so far

1.) Locked door to the stair well.
2.) Rusty fire escape that collapsed.
3.) Cluttered work spaces.
4.) Short ladders only reached 6th floor.
5.) Not enough water pressure.
6.) Long wooden tables became obstacles.
7.) Wicker baskets full of scraps.
8.) Oily floors spread the fire quickly.
9.) Fire nets failed to catch jumpers.
10.) No sprinkler system, only pails of water.
11.) Flammable barrel of oil.
12.) Boxes crowding the exit.
13.) Lack of a required third staircase.

Don't you mean you're a the fucking idiot?

Harry Potter's looking old there

>The The Simpsons

"United" Kingdom

Not until all the Scots are dead,

the buffalo

>THE
>PRIVATE
>EYE

I don't understand

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How to win an argument according to the /brit/

>quote the person and attach a picture of a laughing man
>post more laughing men than the other person does

Done

Doing a Solji listen

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>I've been reading the Time
>I also browsed the Vanity Fair

Why? Because the second decision is made with the knowledge that one of the doors has a goat behind?

>The The
almost as bad as ! ! !

>The The are an English musical group that have been active in various forms since 1979

*considers this gay*

OH MY GOD THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE DAILY MAIL

>the /brit/ have turned against me and my autism?
>better cry about it

>How to win an argument according to the /brit/
>>quote the person and attach a picture of a laughing man
>>post more laughing men than the other person does

You're all fucking uneducated the morons

Last thing I messaged the internet gf about was the golden week

Not sure what to talk about now

i am implying dangerous working conditions and fewer worker's rights

The The Vaporium sounds like a classy place

Dune or The Name of the Rose

*and snobby

reckon the the United Kingdom will leave the the EU?

*fondles your scrotum and asks you to cough*

Russian language does not have the word 'the' because it serves no purpose

chill your beans mate

Yes. You start with 1/3 chance, with the first goat being revealed this goes up to 1/2 for your second go, so 2/3 chance overall

lads just a friendly reminder that your oneitis is getting railed right now

send her your top 10 memes

Whats the matter Nigel?

Shouldn't you complain now

Tell her that you're reading the private eye

No it'll be like Scotland all over again

the this

O fuck we've been fond out!

>missing the the joke

*the Scotland

1) Internet gf

Can't think of the anymore

>reckon the the United Kingdom will leave the the EU?